Ask Vlad

Hi, I'm Vlad Dracula, Chosen One and current Grand High Vampire. I'm trying to promote the idea of vampires and humans living openly beside each other, so feel free to ask me questions.

[askingvlad]

when's your birthday? how do you celebrate?

Not saying my birthday online cause... yeah

Generally it’s pretty low-key. I mean, the Council insist on making it big but I don’t actually like that.

[askingvlad]

Do you regret dusting Bertrand? That broke me 😖

Yeah. I really do. I was ... getting consumed with my own power and I wasn’t thinking and if I could re-do anything, I’d make sure it didn’t happen.

[askingvlad]

Vlad, have you ever watched anime before?

Uh... not that I know of? I mean, I've seen some stuff online but never actually sat and watched an episode.Robin liked this one called Hellsing, but I tend to avoid watching anything that features a "Dracula". I know most of them are working off that novel - trust me, Dad regrets talking to Stoker - but it still feels weird?

[askingvlad]

Have you seen Wonder Woman Vlad?

I got to see it in the cinema, yeah. I really liked it. I... don’t actually have big opinions on Marvel vs DC or all of that I just... liked the movie

[askingvlad]

have you ever had a relationship with another boy? If not would you be open to one?

Well... technically, no, but... In hindsight, I was probably a bit closer to Bertrand than I should have been. And Robin’s importance to me...

I’m never saying no. But ... Okay, this may sound like I’m generalising and will probably make it sound horrible but I’m just going with how it was always explained to me... Vampires can live a long time. You end up ... trying a lot of different things to fill eternity. 

[askingvlad]

How didn’t it go well?

Resurrection magic is tricky in it’s own right. It’s generally accepted as that one form of alchemy you never go near. There’s never been a recorded successful attempt of it. Oh, it’s happened, but generally speaking, it’s never went well for the people who managed it - the dead don’t like being dragged back.

It’s worse if they’re a vampire.

So, if you don’t mind? I really rather not talk about it.

[askingvlad]

How’s things Vlad?

Hit and miss. The Council are being thorns in my side. Oddly, not Ingrid, but I think that’s more because I’m used to her being a pain...

[askingvlad]

What do you email about?

Anything really. We were having a discussion about The Last Jedi lately. 

[askingvlad]

How have you been? How's everything going?

I’ve been busy. Things have been hetic. The truce has been refined even more and we’re working on putting more blood banks in place. Trying to work on new policies regarding inheritance.

[askingvlad]

seen Robin lately?

No, not lately. We send emails. 

[askingvlad]

Did you ever end up trying to resurrect Bertrand?

I tried. It didn’t go well. 

[we-need-a-sexy-skeleton]

"It's pathetic to be afraid of the dark at your age!"- Count Dracula, "Young Dracula" 1.7

I fucking love how thats where his mind goes. Like. That is such a dad thing to think. Count Dracula is a great dad and you can fight me on it.

[askingvlad]

Try living with him before deciding on that.

Kidding. 

Mostly.

[askingvlad]

Would you ever dye your hair?

... I don’t know if it would work?

[askingvlad]

Is there anyone you particularly miss right now or are you fine going solo?

If this is checking to see if I miss Talitha; I do still talk with her a lot. Yeah, it’s not the same as when we were dating but... There was a lot of pressure on both of us and we just needed to step back a bit. 

Being single is... Honestly, I haven’t had time to notice? Kind of forcing myself to have a break each day just to make sure I eat something.

[askingvlad]

Seen any good movies lately?

I saw Deadpool, that was good. 

Uh... Did see Suicide Squad but honestly not sure what I think of it? Same with Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. Oh, and Civil War was... Well, there were good ideas I just think they shouldn’t have crushed it all into one movie.

It’s weird, I don’t actually have a lot of time for movies, but I do get seeing them a bit. Any recs, follower people?

[askingvlad]

I'm a human but my boyfriend is a vampire. Any advice for meeting the family?

Don’t have anything with garlic in it before going to meet them. 

[askingvlad]

{so are you back, then?}

((ooc: as much as I can be, hopefully.))