Castlevania: Jazz Solo of A Really Shitty Day

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i did not actually scent my apartment with essence d’egbert you dumb fucking illiterate buffoon its called a bit

literally what the fuck does this mean

[bprdeeznuts]

[chaosmumbles]

Dr.Schneeplestein fanart....

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

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AJDHNFNCKWFKSNC,JAKD;FA ALWAYS REBLOG

[deva-archived]

Be a hero y'all! Just liking a post doesn’t help creators nearly as much as a reblog

[molabuddy]

i saw a version of this meme today that felt very mean so i made my own version :]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

losing my mind over this thread at r/neverbrokeabone

[macaroniandcheese]

this is the short of what happened. op has more info and more graphic images of the accident on his page. he also has a gofundme to help pay for medical bills

Help Noah’s family, organized by Rebecca Cates

One of my best friends sons was involved in an accident Friday which resulted in him crushing his h… Rebecca Cates needs your support for

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[nudityandnerdery]

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

[officiallordvetinari]

TREMENDOUS news

[journeyers-scrapbook]

Happiness for Miette!

[that1girlarreis]

You DRUG Miette? You lace her lizard with the HALLUCINOGEN??

[greenekatgrey]

Are we at the burning man??

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Tripping balls for Miette. Tripping balls for Miette for 36 hours.

[dragonslaved]

ok but this was probably my favorite addition

[abbaswift]

this tweet is life changing

[mariakono]

A little bit of girlboss in my life

A little bit of gaslight by my side

A little bit of gatekeep is what i need

A little bit of gaybait is all i see

[gunsandfireandshit]

[grox]

Yeah well markipliers are invasive in america so they're actually one of the few animals you can kill without getting in legal trouble

[peachdoxie]

I think Miette is the only widely-known internet cat who’s famous for something other than her appearance.

[sunshine-tattoo]

finally. a celebrity who isn’t adored for her looks.

[vulvicious]

spoilers for the suicide squad movie

I’m just gonna say it right now: Harley and Rick Flag are not a power couple. I don’t understand why people are shipping them together. Also this movie was so useless, who asked for another suicide squad ? Nobody even liked the first one ! And unpopular opinion: can we stop hetero-ifying LGB characters? I was disappointed but not surprised when Harley was straight in this movie, but it was even more shocking when I saw the fans supporting it! Tell me if i’m wrong but I thought we were all on board the “Harley is a lesbian” boat. I guess I am not getting the vibes that y’all are getting, apparently. It’s just so tiring to see a character be built up over the years and then to see another male director burn them down into the dumbed down version we’ve complained about forever. I’m sick and tired of having lesbian representation be torn down by the fans as well.

[poisonousquinzel]

Kay, I’ll tell you you’re wrong.

Cause Harley Quinn isn’t, and Has Never Been, a lesbian.

She’s Canonically Bisexual.

She’s always been bisexual.

We’re not on the “Harley is a lesbian” boat because she’s Not. A. Lesbian and it’s biphobic to erase her canon bisexuality.

It’s really fucking biphobic to pretend that she’s not consistently shown since 1997 to Be Fuckin Bisexual.

even though I despise them together, she was literally dating the female Joker (ya know the guy she was head over heels for) “Bianca” in the Batman: Thrillkiller comic that was published in 1997

Showing that she’s in fact, attached to woman and men. Wow. Shocking.

She likes men and she likes women and she likes whatever the fuck she feels like liking

Harley Quinn: Birds Of Prey literally flat out confirmed her bisexuality in Birds Of Prey within the first 2 minutes of the damn film.

Fans are not tearing down lesbian representation cause Harley Quinn is not lesbian representation.

She’s bisexual representation.

And they’re not hetero-ifying her, what the fuck,, she’s allowed to be with men too ffs, because ya know

She likes both.

Cause she’s Bisexual.

[vulvicious]

I always interpreted her as a lesbian because we’ve only ever seen her in abusive relationships with men (most popular example: joker, who I believe she was not actually in love with but manipulated & gaslighted into a relationship with) and because every time she is shown with women as a love interest, she is much more comfortable and the relationship tends to be more healthy. But okay, let’s say she is bisexual, what angers me is the lack of wlw relationships we see her in. “She’s allowed to be with men”, yes but I take issue with the fact that she is ALWAYS with men. (And typically men who are shitty). We barley get to see Harley be with women and it frustrates me. If she is such a bisexual icon, why do we only ever see her in exclusively heterosexual relationships?

[poisonousquinzel]

“I always interpreted her as a lesbian because we’ve only ever seen her in abusive relationships with men“

Fucking what??? You cannot fucking change her canon bisexuality because of your misconceptions about her relationships with both sexes throughout her 25 plus years of content that you clearly haven’t fucking researched into.

First off

(most popular example: joker, who I believe she was not actually in love with but manipulated & gaslighted into a relationship with)

While yeah, Joker is an abusive, manipulative piece of fucking garbage, that doesn’t negate the fact that she was in love with him. And honestly, frankly, minimalizing of the nature of Harley’s story and her feelings for him is kinda insulting considering:

Harley’s relationship with him is based off a real life woman who survived this.

Also, No. She’s not ONLY ever been in abusive relationships with men. 

But lemme give you a lil lesson, babe, since you wanna put your foot in your mouth and spew biphobic shit in her tags and expect her actual fans to not take issue with it.

Men That Harley’s Been With That Aren’t Abusive:

1. Louie

Comic: Convergence Harley Quinn

Wow how abusive, he’s so cruel, such an evil man

2. Mason

Comic: Harley Quinn (2014)

woah “meeting you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me” disgusting abusive!!!!! How Awful!!! 

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“- but I take issue with the fact that she is ALWAYS with men. (And typically men who are shitty). We barley get to see Harley be with women and it frustrates me. If she is such a bisexual icon, why do we only ever see her in exclusively heterosexual relationships?“

Genuinely, have you been living under a fucking rock? 

cause also, news flash, she’s shown to be attrached to women A LOT, but ig you can’t know that if you don’t research the shit you’re claiming.

Harley Being Into Women Because No She’s Not Always Shown With Men, You Just Don’t Know Shit About Her:

Harley Quinn (2014)

Harley Quinn (2016)

Batgirl Adventures (1998)

DC Love Is A Battlefield #1 “The Beginning” (2020)

Pride Cover

DC Pride #1 “Another Word for a Truck to Move Your Furniture” (2021)

Catwoman: Soulstealer

Old Lady Harley

Harley Quinn & The Birds Of Prey #1

Harley’s Little Black Book #1

Harley Quinn: Road Trip Special

DC Bombshells #54

DC Bombshells #95

DC Bombshells #53

Harley Quinn (2014) #2

Batman: Urban Legends #1 “New Roots

Injustice: Year Zero (2020 - ) #8 

She’s literally fuckin marrying Ivy.

Harley Quinn: The Animated Series: Eat, Bang! Kill Tour (2021)

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“But okay, let’s say she is bisexual, what angers me is the lack of wlw relationships we see her in“

Kay, First Off. 

“Let’s say she’s bisexual.”

She Is. 

You cannot fucking change that, she is and always will be Bi-Fucking-Sexual.

You’re just being biphobic.

Congrats. You’re biphobic. 

Secondly, again, have you been living under a rock? 

Cause she’s with Ivy in just about everything that’s coming out right now. Ya know Ivy, a woman? A sapphic woman? meaning that she’s in a sapphic relationship in like 80% of her media atm.

Not to mention Margot’s been vocal about pushing for Harlivy in the DCEU 

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And she’s the one who pushed to have her attraction to woman included into Birds Of Prey in the first place. 

(also, I’m glad they didn’t have her with a woman in TSS considering J*mes G*nn’s history with disgusting comments about sapphic women in media)

She’s literally Married TO IVY in the Injustice universe

She’s currently in an arc that’s going to end with her and Ivy being together again in Batman 2016 / Harley Quinn 2021. 

The “Batman: Urban Legends” story is literally setting the stage for their arc in her current ongoing. 

Not to mention, that she’s explictly gonna be bisexual in Harley Quinn: Reckoning that’s coming out next year.

Sorry, but you literally don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about. At all.

Maybe you should try n pick up a comic or something and educate yourself on literally any part of her character, it’s not that hard.

[bricksotherblog]

and OP is a terf too! Just ducky.

[obsidianthunderwolf]

Such a well thought out burning yo. Fuck op.

[joyquill]

[omuii]

kidz bop cask of amontillado

[brieflyshadywolf]

i’m sorry but that caption had me wheezing for a good couple of minutes holy shit

[glozirina]

[bass-borot]

[officialmacgyver2-deactivated20]

Some ya’ll who are younger need to google Frank Serpico and read about his time in the NYPD and what the cops did to him and attempted to do to him up until the late 90′s. He literally had to go into hiding in Italy and Switzerland and multiple times people tried to kill him. He only came back to America after the mafia (who hated the NYPD a lot, obviously) said “you’re under our protection.”

[tlirsgender]

Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones “fake” is stupid because it’s the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it’s all fuckign carbon

[tlirsgender]

It’s carbon it’s pretty and it didn’t involve slave labor what’s not to love??? Hi I’m having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I’m right

[tlirsgender]

There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don’t have the time to unpack all that

[val-ritz]

not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself “man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce”

[fuckyeahmineralogy]

We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.

[thegreenpea]

another very cool lab grown gem is Moissanite. It has a 9.25 on the mohs hardness scale where diamond is a 10. Moissanote also has a 2.69 refractive index in comparison to diamond’s 2.419 and here is the difference 

and the best thing about moissanite? It is all lab grown and it costs only a fraction of what diamond costs. So fuck the diamond indsutry and buy lab grown gems which cost significantly less

[rubixpsyche]

Also it’s just cool to think of some mad scientist lookin person doing shit against the law of the universe and making pretty gems for you. Like cmon. This shouldnt be allowed probably. But humans really be like on gOD i want some shiny an just started MAKIN em

[zathechaosgod]

for years people wanted alchemy, well now we have alchemy and we’re making gemstones out of it and suddenly “it doesn’t count” anymore

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

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[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

Done

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

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