それは違うぞ!

My name is Hinata Hajime- Nice to meet you. It'd be cool if you sent me some asks.

[askirlhinatahajime]

L'Oréal.

[ Because he's worth it. ] 

[askirlhinatahajime]

First, That is not a question. 

Second, I know. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

I am going to assume that you mean, "What do you think about Komaeda".

I once thought that he could be interesting. Once. In the end, he is just a simpleton that runs on the concept of Hope. That is all. 

Next. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

..............

I can already tell this is going to bore me. 

[ I'm just closet cosplaying Kamukura! Please send me questions in for him if you could!! Thanks! ] 

[askirlhinatahajime]

........I guess, I am. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

"Bro", hell yeah I lift, - 

!!

[askirlhinatahajime]

[askirlhinatahajime]

NO. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

..........Why, Do you know about that?

..........................................

Kill me. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

Whoa. We really don't need another Komaeda around here, Alright?

Obviously, the way to go is to look forward into the future. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

Well you know what? There's tons and tons of other people out there with these ahoges. 

Like... Have you ever seen Naegi? And... Matsuda, or Naegi-.......Naegi and Matsuda....

............//cough// -And et cetra. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

Sorry guys, that was quite despair inJUICing.

[[ Sorry, not sorry ]]

[askirlhinatahajime]

Like, what would you do? What kind of man are you not to have that burning desire inside you when you see something like that happening a few metres away from you, huh? 

It's.. for our fantasy... fantasy, yeah! fantasy.. fantasy.. fantasia... fantasy..- 

[askirlhinatahajime]

Are you insulting me, or praising me? Make your mind up. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

How the hell am I supposed to know how Komaeda's dick is? 

For one, what kind of question is that, and second, go ask the guy himself! Why are you asking me? 

[askirlhinatahajime]

...Yeah, no. Memories, huh. 

[askirlhinatahajime]

So yeah, hey. It's Hinata. People told me to sign up for this thing so... go ask some questions if you want.