Why don't you ask Batsy out? I'm sure he'd feel the same way
It’ll never happen! SORRY TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YA!
Let’s go over this, point by point:Batman is obviously highly available. I’m sure he gets tons of romantic fanmail all the time, and he probably has people throwing themselves at him constantly. From what I can tell, he’s got a pretty handsome chin, he’s ripped to all hell, got a cool voice, emotionally mysterious, and not to mention that he’s definitely rich, since he’s “roommates” with billionaire Bruce Wayne.Speaking of that whole “roommates” thing, how could anyone possibly need a roommate when they’re a billionaire?! It’s pretty obvious that Bruce Wayne is just Batsy’s beautiful trust-fund-baby boyfriend. I’m not about to ask someone to break up with a literal celebrity with more cash in the bank than there are people on Earth and if I thought it was possible, I’d be a complete moron.Next, there’s the problem of where the heck would we go on a date? I can’t take him to a restaurant, I’d get the cops called on me. I can’t take him to my place, since he’s a crime-fighter and it’s full of criminals. And there’s no way I could go to his place because it’s also Bruce Wayne’s place, and I’m a dirty hobo clown who fits in Wayne Manor as much as seltzer water fits in a rubber freaking chicken!!And for my final point: look at me. Like I said, I’m a dirty hobo clown. I have no redeeming qualities other than a love for puzzles, amazing sense of irony, and a great smile, from what Harley tells me.
I’m clingy, emotional, loud-mouthed, messy, annoying, and pretty dense. Frankly, I feel lucky just to get punched by the guy sometimes. The fact that he says he hates me is absolutely astounding.
Sure, I can fake stuff like confidence or a calm attitude for a while, but when you get down to it, why would a guy like Batman ever go for someone like me?