Ask Lady the Monster Lizard

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Leave a NSFW rumor in my inbox about my character and they'll react to hearing the news that said rumor is spreading.

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[t33th-t00th]

main or @dirtysockdrawer

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TFW you accidentally make a undertale character for someone 

@ashmac2002

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I SHALT SERENADE THEE MY LOVE

I’VE NEVER HEARD SUCH MUSIC BEFORE

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Honey, I'm home!

O-M-G YOU GUYS,IM MARRIED TO A ROBOT WAIFU for a week

[changelingssys]

Tem Flower Wanna play!

* hOI theRE, CuUTE MONST!!!

* woud tem wanna play wit u?? YAYA!! tem LOVEs to plAY!! what do u wnna play, tho?? hmmm……

[ * For a split-second, it seemed as if the flower’s eyes flashed red with a glint of green.. ]

* tem hope we can hav looots of fun…

* oh ya!! whats u name?? tem name TEMMIE!!

((OC is @askladythemonsterlizard ‘s, also Temflower is actually smaller than that but i messed up)

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* My name is Lady!

* Oh wow your eyes look really cool how did you get them to change colors?

[changelingssys]

* oooo!! nice to meet uuu ledy-

[ * When the noodle monster eagerly asked the question right in the flower’s face, it leaned back, away from the other’s purplish-pink face. It would mention something about personal space, but instead resorted to reciting a calming phrase in its head: 1 personal space.. 2 personal space.. Then, it refocused. ]

* o!! thank u~ hoho i looov to change me face aaall tha time! it come sorta natral to tem! tem ish.. not vry good at explainin dis 1, tho! 3= i thinks it mostly like.. concentrasion? BUT LOOK! tem can also do DIS!

[ * The flower’s face morphed as it concentrated, accompanied by the sound of shifting flesh, and slowly.. its face formed to look like Lady’s face, complete with color! It giggled. What a show off. ]

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* OH MAN YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE!!!!

* You have to show me how you do these cool tricks!!

[changelingssys]

* hohoho, tem thank uuu–

[ * As the other’s wet, cold, and slimy pink tongue touched the flower’s face, which quickly faded back to its usual white hue, it shuddered in disgust- screaming. Screaming, while a thorny vine beside it shot up to grab the other’s tongue. Its multi-colored eyes were also leaking a black liquid. Was it crying? Who knows. ]

* AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

[ * The screaming died down after a while, but the vine was still tightly wrapped around the large, threatening tongue. ]

* DO NOT DO THAT. EVER. AGAIN. OR YOU WILL   R E G R E T   IT.

* With what little sensations I have left, I’d rather it not be usED FOR THIS.

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[*Stunned from such a violent reaction she waited till the flower calmed down before asking for her tongue to be returned to her]

[changelingssys]

* …

[ * The flower, after a rather anxious-looking pause and a very sudden change of face (and seemingly, disappearance of all black goop), finally let go of the monster’s pink slimy tongue, and the vine receded into the ground quickly. Zoop! The vine to the left of the flowery creature reached out to slowly wipe where the monster had licked. Then, it spoke in a soft but deep, somewhat refined voice- which showed a small hint of a faltering facade. ]

* Ha ha.. ha… How about we.. forget that just happened, yes?

[ * Temflower proceeded to act like it never happened, once again resuming the high-pitched and mildly annoying voice. ]

* huOH?? o ya!! 2change fase, it requior a lotta concentratin.. much like any othr magic stuffs.. but.. maybee u might need a loosr, malleable form.. ah, iz more of a speshul thing for temflowr, actully tho..! cant help u dere

[ * Phew. What a perfect way to change the topic. Unhelpful explanations. ] 

* o ya.. what did u wana play with tem??!?!!??!! =3c

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[* As the temflower proceeded to wipe off it’s cheek,lady lowered herself to the ground,as to not seem intimidating to the poor flower friend she just upset]

* Yeah sure we can play whatever you want <:D;;

[festivalprincess]

I will be married for a week to the first person in my askbox who says "Honey, I'm home"

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* The wonders of paint berri fill you with DETERMINATION 

[tibiahero-deactivated20181107]

GOOOOOD MORNING you skeleton fuckers what’s shakin it up??? this is your friendly neighborhood asshat swooping in to drop down some #realtalk for anybody who hasn’t seen it. *winks right at the camera then slides this over*

hey!!!! hey. it’s okay. i promise it’s fine. i know learning that even with the fanmade means to do so you still can’t fuck the skeleton, but there are support groups for this. you can find people like you who were also hurt this way. it’s gonna be alright, alright?

– no but seriously you can’t fuck the skeleton. not even the tall one. actually especially not the tall one why do you live the way you live. i’m tired! we’re all tired. put your suspiciously shaped blue raspberry jello molds down and accept destiny.

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((IM STILL DETERMINED TO FUCK THE SKELETONS))

[nibenhu-cas]

Munday Meme Sprung From My Mind~!

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Get to know me anon or not, and as many as you like~

1. Full name? 2. Birthday? 3. Favourite food? 4. Favourite drink? 5. Favourite colour? 6. Best friends or many good friends? 7. Coke or Pepsi? 8. Taken or Single? 9. Preferred Pronouns? 10. Amusing memory? 11. Any tumblr crushes? 12. Blogger picture :3 ? 13. Leader or follower? 14. Pet peeve? 15. Sexuality? 16. Do you fit a stereotype? 17. Ever fallen for a friend? 18. Favourite song? 19. Favourite Animal? 20. Smoker? 21. Pop or Soda? 22. Favourite book/ series?? 23. Opinion on Global warming? 24. Opinion on Same sex marriage? 25. Opinion on legal marihuana? 26. Opinion on deforestation? 27. You’re now on a desert island! What three things do you take? Be realistic! 28. You are holding an infant in one hand and an old veteran in the other from a cliff, but you can save one. Which and why? 29. Fluff or Angst RPs? 30. Fanfic reader? 31. Pets? 32. Siblings? 33. Favourite film? 34. What are you doing? 35. Do you sleep often? 36. Ever had a nightmare? 37. Skype please? 38. Kik please? 39. WANNA be friends?! 40. We should talk more 41. Braces? 42. Preferred career? 43. Are you employed currently? 44. Do you receive pocket money? 45. Bank card? (Any) 46. Do you like iPhone? 47. Rock or hiphop? 48. Heavy shipper or few small ships? 49. Do you love your family? 50. Do I like your blog?

And extra depth: 51. Will we destroy our forests? 52. Will we ever find a renewable, efficient fuel? 53. Optimist, or pessimistic? 54. Malthus’ theory or Boserup’s theory on food relative to population? 55. Are we doomed to drive ourselves to extinction? 56. What will eliminate humans? Disease or war? 57. Are we alone in the universe? 58. Zombie apocalypse time, do you think the evil in humanity will be shown even in children? 59. Could you kill and why? 60. Have you ever wanted to cause a great harm to someone, or felt in the power to end their life in an action? EG in front of you on a cliff?

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Do you use curse words?

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((OMG YOU GUYS, THE AMAZINGLY ADORABLE  kreethebasilisk COLORED THESE FOR ME, THANKS FOR HELPING MY LAZINESS WITH YOUR KINDNESS KREE, i love you more everyday))

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Reblog if you wouldn't mind getting some anons.

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[changelingssys]

Tem Flower Wanna play!

* hOI theRE, CuUTE MONST!!!

* woud tem wanna play wit u?? YAYA!! tem LOVEs to plAY!! what do u wnna play, tho?? hmmm……

[ * For a split-second, it seemed as if the flower’s eyes flashed red with a glint of green.. ]

* tem hope we can hav looots of fun…

* oh ya!! whats u name?? tem name TEMMIE!!

((OC is @askladythemonsterlizard ‘s, also Temflower is actually smaller than that but i messed up)

[askladythemonsterlizard-blog]

* My name is Lady!

* Oh wow your eyes look really cool how did you get them to change colors?

[changelingssys]

* oooo!! nice to meet uuu ledy-

[ * When the noodle monster eagerly asked the question right in the flower’s face, it leaned back, away from the other’s purplish-pink face. It would mention something about personal space, but instead resorted to reciting a calming phrase in its head: 1 personal space.. 2 personal space.. Then, it refocused. ]

* o!! thank u~ hoho i looov to change me face aaall tha time! it come sorta natral to tem! tem ish.. not vry good at explainin dis 1, tho! 3= i thinks it mostly like.. concentrasion? BUT LOOK! tem can also do DIS!

[ * The flower’s face morphed as it concentrated, accompanied by the sound of shifting flesh, and slowly.. its face formed to look like Lady’s face, complete with color! It giggled. What a show off. ]

[askladythemonsterlizard-blog]

* OH MAN YOU LOOK SO ADORABLE!!!!

* You have to show me how you do these cool tricks!!

[changelingssys]

* hohoho, tem thank uuu–

[ * As the other’s wet, cold, and slimy pink tongue touched the flower’s face, which quickly faded back to its usual white hue, it shuddered in disgust- screaming. Screaming, while a thorny vine beside it shot up to grab the other’s tongue. Its multi-colored eyes were also leaking a black liquid. Was it crying? Who knows. ]

* AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…

[ * The screaming died down after a while, but the vine was still tightly wrapped around the large, threatening tongue. ]

* DO NOT DO THAT. EVER. AGAIN. OR YOU WILL   R E G R E T   IT.

* With what little sensations I have left, I’d rather it not be usED FOR THIS.

[askladythemonsterlizard-blog]

[*Stunned from such a violent reaction she waited till the flower calmed down before asking for her tongue to be returned to her]

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Do you use curse words?

[musesgonnamuse]

Send “SHOUT” for my muse to scream at yours.

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HERE IS MY NEW HEADER DUN DUN DUNNNN

[rpmememaker]

On or off anon, come tell me ONE thing you like about mun or muse.

Bonus: Tell me why you like that one thing. Everybody needs a confidence booster sometimes.

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