Leo Valdez

McShizzle guy — roleplay blog !!

[askleoblog]

Bad Boy Supreme McShizzle (Leo needs medical help, therapy, and a psychiatric hospital)

To those who sump for Leo, please don’t ask me NSFW questions. I will most definitely NOT respond to those.

—

Leo Valdez is a character from the Percy Jackson and The Olympians universe, specifically introduced in The Lost Hero (The Heroes Of Olympus)

I came to my senses and blessed you rascals with a roleplay blog. As of right now, I am not in character (what a shock) but I will be if you ask me questions or communicate with me hear on out!

- @theballadoftimburton

[xoxochb]

every time you reblog or like caleo gets closer to their relationship downfall

[wisteriahyacinth]

YES PLEASE SIGN ME UP

@askleoblog

[askleoblog]

Why would you want that?

[askpiperblog]

@askleoblog

Please stop eating the soap.

[askleoblog]

Problem, that’s just not my problem!

[askjasonblog]

It kind of is

[askhazelblog]

This is awkward.

[askleoblog]

How dare you guys gang up on me!

[askpiperblog]

@askleoblog

Please stop eating the soap.

[askleoblog]

Problem, that’s just not my problem!

[askleoblog]

Bad Boy Supreme McShizzle (Leo needs medical help, therapy, and a psychiatric hospital)

To those who sump for Leo, please don’t ask me NSFW questions. I will most definitely NOT respond to those.

—

Leo Valdez is a character from the Percy Jackson and The Olympians universe, specifically introduced in The Lost Hero (The Heroes Of Olympus)

I came to my senses and blessed you rascals with a roleplay blog. As of right now, I am not in character (what a shock) but I will be if you ask me questions or communicate with me hear on out!

- @theballadoftimburton

[wisteriahyacinth]

Leooooo! Big man! Hot stuff!

What's the deal with Calypso. I get it. But she's like 4000 years old broski, and you're like 16.

[askleoblog]

She’s hot.

[asknicoblog]

Ayo Nico my brother in gay! What’s up!

Alex Cabin 10

..”brother in gay”. What do I find hysterical about that.

Anyways, hello?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Watcha doin!

[asknicoblog]

Let me sulk in peace.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Why would I do that? And I’m bored as fvck! So I’m here now!

[asknicoblog]

NO PLEASE NO

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Hey! I thought I was your friend!?

[asknicoblog]

..since when?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Since always of course! And since Piper introduced me to you

[asknicoblog]

okay, then, sure..?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

So what do you wanna do?

[asknicoblog]

can we please eat mcdonalds and play mythomagic

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Never played Mythomagic but sure!

[asknicoblog]

are we gonna ignore the fact that my original reply was “can we please eat mythomagic cards”

don’t judge me, i’m stupid (not as idiotic as Percy, but an idiot)

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

I didn’t even see ur og message I think😭

[asknicoblog]

THANK GODS LIFE DOESNT HATE ME AFTERALL

(still probably does but i’m still not sure 🤷🏻)

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Nah life doesn’t hate you

(life probably hates me tho😭)

[asknicoblog]

therapeutic needs squad

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Frr

[asknicoblog]

suicide squad (figuratively and literally. take that as you will)

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

The sadness of life is to real😢

[asknicoblog]

I just found the worst picture ever.

I hate my life sometimes

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oop

Wait is this ooc or ic???

[asknicoblog]

both at this point I just really hate that photo

(((ic tho I can’t afford to break character ))

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

*Shed point at the two girls in the front*

Who are they?

//I’ll be ic then too!

[asknicoblog]

The one to the left is Zoë, I believe. The one to the right.. well, my sister.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

What happened to them?

[asknicoblog]

Died.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh.. Sorry

[asknicoblog]

It’s fine

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

My siblings have died too…?

[asknicoblog]

that’s.. reassuring??

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

*She nodded*

[askpercyblog]

Nearest ocean in a five mile radius

[asknicoblog]

Percy this isn’t your Google account. Wrong website.

[askpercyblog]

cries in corner

[asknicoblog]

L O S E R

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Um…

[asknicoblog]

pay no attention to the ball of salt in the corner

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh uh okay???

[askpercyblog]

how to kill the gods, no borax, no glue. Easy.

[asknicoblog]

Percy, what are you high on right now?

[askannabethblog]

I ask that all the time. Pay no attention to my random presence, by the way.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Damn everyone’s spawning in…

[sirens-child]

[Summons a ball of water and drops it on Percy’s head]

[askpercyblog]

I’M CRYING STOP BULLYING ME YOU ORPHANS

[asknicoblog]

no 🖤

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Nope!💅

[askwillblog]

hey whats this i just found

[askpercyblog]

Cue Nico’s gay panic.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh my gods what is happening???

What did you find Will?

[asknicoblog]

well i’m gay, and i’m panicking, but it’s not necessarily because of Will.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Aren’t you dating Will?

[asknicoblog]

ew no who told you that

[sirens-child]

[Kleitos deciding to add onto the conversation]

I’ve seen you on dates though…

[asknicoblog]

no you haven’t.

[sirens-child]

Mhm sure…

[askwillblog]

we’ve been on multiple, actually. i think i have a picture.

yeah, see?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Knew it!

[Gives Kleitos a high-five]

Good job Kiki!

[asknicoblog]

well, the cats out of the bag.

[askwillblog]

can we go on another one

[sirens-child]

[High-fives Alex]

You guys should go to an amusement park. Lola and I love it there

[asknicoblog]

I’M NOT GOING

[askwillblog]

boo-hoo. you’re going.

[asknicoblog]

NO

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

You should go!!!

[asknicoblog]

WHY SHOULD I?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

BECAUSE IT’S FUN

[askwillblog]

[casually begs, on knees. WAIT, ON KNEES?]

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

We’re not stopping till you agree to go!

[asknicoblog]

fine.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh my gods we fvcking did it! We’re getting him to socialize!

[Wipes imaginary tears]

How grown up he’s become

[askwillblog]

CELEBRATION

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Yup! Where should we take Nico next?

[askwillblog]

we need to plan this out throughly

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Yup… Maybe the mall? Introduce him to clothes that aren’t from the 1930s?

[asknicoblog]

i feel heavily offended right now. take me to mcdonalds and i’ll be happy.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Mall then McDonalds

[asknicoblog]

unfair

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

We can get you a care bear toy!

[asknicoblog]

i’m going to send you to Venus. not the goddess, the planet. Hermes Express?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Hermes’ is my patron! He is not gonna eject me!

[thehermesguy]

Jinxed!

ejects you fashionably

[thehermesguy]

L O S E R

[askleoblog]

spawns in hotly

[asknicoblog]

Ayo Nico my brother in gay! What’s up!

Alex Cabin 10

..”brother in gay”. What do I find hysterical about that.

Anyways, hello?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Watcha doin!

[asknicoblog]

Let me sulk in peace.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Why would I do that? And I’m bored as fvck! So I’m here now!

[asknicoblog]

NO PLEASE NO

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Hey! I thought I was your friend!?

[asknicoblog]

..since when?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Since always of course! And since Piper introduced me to you

[asknicoblog]

okay, then, sure..?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

So what do you wanna do?

[asknicoblog]

can we please eat mcdonalds and play mythomagic

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Never played Mythomagic but sure!

[asknicoblog]

are we gonna ignore the fact that my original reply was “can we please eat mythomagic cards”

don’t judge me, i’m stupid (not as idiotic as Percy, but an idiot)

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

I didn’t even see ur og message I think😭

[asknicoblog]

THANK GODS LIFE DOESNT HATE ME AFTERALL

(still probably does but i’m still not sure 🤷🏻)

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Nah life doesn’t hate you

(life probably hates me tho😭)

[asknicoblog]

therapeutic needs squad

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Frr

[asknicoblog]

suicide squad (figuratively and literally. take that as you will)

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

The sadness of life is to real😢

[asknicoblog]

I just found the worst picture ever.

I hate my life sometimes

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oop

Wait is this ooc or ic???

[asknicoblog]

both at this point I just really hate that photo

(((ic tho I can’t afford to break character ))

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

*Shed point at the two girls in the front*

Who are they?

//I’ll be ic then too!

[asknicoblog]

The one to the left is Zoë, I believe. The one to the right.. well, my sister.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

What happened to them?

[asknicoblog]

Died.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh.. Sorry

[asknicoblog]

It’s fine

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

My siblings have died too…?

[asknicoblog]

that’s.. reassuring??

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

*She nodded*

[askpercyblog]

Nearest ocean in a five mile radius

[asknicoblog]

Percy this isn’t your Google account. Wrong website.

[askpercyblog]

cries in corner

[asknicoblog]

L O S E R

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Um…

[asknicoblog]

pay no attention to the ball of salt in the corner

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh uh okay???

[askpercyblog]

how to kill the gods, no borax, no glue. Easy.

[asknicoblog]

Percy, what are you high on right now?

[askannabethblog]

I ask that all the time. Pay no attention to my random presence, by the way.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Damn everyone’s spawning in…

[sirens-child]

[Summons a ball of water and drops it on Percy’s head]

[askpercyblog]

I’M CRYING STOP BULLYING ME YOU ORPHANS

[asknicoblog]

no 🖤

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Nope!💅

[askwillblog]

hey whats this i just found

[askpercyblog]

Cue Nico’s gay panic.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh my gods what is happening???

What did you find Will?

[asknicoblog]

well i’m gay, and i’m panicking, but it’s not necessarily because of Will.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Aren’t you dating Will?

[asknicoblog]

ew no who told you that

[sirens-child]

[Kleitos deciding to add onto the conversation]

I’ve seen you on dates though…

[asknicoblog]

no you haven’t.

[sirens-child]

Mhm sure…

[askwillblog]

we’ve been on multiple, actually. i think i have a picture.

yeah, see?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Knew it!

[Gives Kleitos a high-five]

Good job Kiki!

[asknicoblog]

well, the cats out of the bag.

[askwillblog]

can we go on another one

[sirens-child]

[High-fives Alex]

You guys should go to an amusement park. Lola and I love it there

[asknicoblog]

I’M NOT GOING

[askwillblog]

boo-hoo. you’re going.

[asknicoblog]

NO

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

You should go!!!

[asknicoblog]

WHY SHOULD I?

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

BECAUSE IT’S FUN

[askwillblog]

[casually begs, on knees. WAIT, ON KNEES?]

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

We’re not stopping till you agree to go!

[asknicoblog]

fine.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Oh my gods we fvcking did it! We’re getting him to socialize!

[Wipes imaginary tears]

How grown up he’s become

[askwillblog]

CELEBRATION

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Yup! Where should we take Nico next?

[askwillblog]

we need to plan this out throughly

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Yup… Maybe the mall? Introduce him to clothes that aren’t from the 1930s?

[asknicoblog]

i feel heavily offended right now. take me to mcdonalds and i’ll be happy.

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

Mall then McDonalds

[asknicoblog]

unfair

[green-child-of-aphrodite]

We can get you a care bear toy!

[asknicoblog]

i’m going to send you to Venus. not the goddess, the planet. Hermes Express?

[askleoblog]

I’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty, Nico

[asknicoblog]

I’m going to die in approx 12 minutes and it’s all Leo’s fault

[askleoblog]

WHAT DID I DO