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🔥The one and only flaming Valdez🔥
It took so much time to figure out all this fire, but I did it! I’m so proud of myself, I did a good job.
More under the cut🔥
Underrated moment in TLH:
When Leo just fucking KNOWS how to fly a helicopter. He like puts a hand on it and can instantly recite the make and model, knows it’s top speed and altitude and how much fuel it has left. And then he fucking flies it. He’s 15, untrained, and unlicensed, and he’s flying a helicopter. Has anyone talked about how Hephaestus kids are seriously OP?
“you love what, valdez?” ౨ৎ
leo valdez x aphrodite kid reader
so fluffy im disgusted with myself
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Headcanon that the Hephaestus and Ares cabin have non-official official shared custody over Tyson and Percy fucking hates it.
wake up honey new crossover just dropped
Some downsides to the demigods powers/just being a demigod in general
Quick TW, I advise you tread with caution because some of these can be darker than the rest
1. When Will heals he's literally putting a piece of his own health into someone's body, so if he goes too far he'll end up killing himself
2. All the Apollo kids have very very sensitive ears, which contributes to sensory issues, getting overwhelmed, and meltdowns
3. Hazel/the Hecate kids struggle separating reality from illusion sometimes and can be prone to psychosis and hallucinations
4. Hypnos kids very ironically have insomnia
5. Similarly, Poseidon kids are prone to dehydration
6. Zeus kids are obviously asthmatic
7. The Hades kids have hypermobility issues/hEDS
8. Any chthonic demigods also struggle with fainting disorders
9. Some Hermes kids have ironic navigation issues, and can never remember any directions they're given
10. Apollo kids can't lie even if their life is directly on the line
11. Aphrodite kids are prone to NPD and struggle to form relationships
12. Ares kids are just as prone to BPD or bipolar and struggle with vulnerability and letting people in
13. Rachel commonly dissociates and sometimes feels like her body isn't actually hers
14. Hazel has problems with stiff muscles and her body feeling like a rock itself
15. Frank sometimes forgets he's actually a person
16. Athena kids are prone to anxiety and panic disorders, paranoia, and agoraphobia
17. Reyna forgets she has an actual body of her own
18. Demigods in general are prone to POTS or autoimmune disorders
19. Leo is sensitive to any other kind of burn except fire (steamburns/carpetburn/sunburn/etc)
20. Nico is prone to hypothermia if he overuses his powers
21. Leo and Will are both prone to overheating from their powers
22. Iris kids are ironically either colorblind, or have the color perception a shrimp. There is no in between.
23. Dionysus kids often have ABS (Auto-Brewery Syndrome)
24. Hephaestus kids are prone to heat stroke/fevers
25. As well as issues with weakness and fragile bones/joints in their legs
26. Some Apollo kids can scream so loud they can burst eardrums or even stun those close enough, although this usually leaves them with raw, bleeding throats
27. Demeter kids are prone to scoliosis due to how frequently they need to bend down to garden
28. Hermes kids usually mask their real personalities with a "chaotic mask" so they usually forget what they're really like
29. Iris kids are very sensitive to light and often need to wear sunglasses just to be able to walk around because of retina sensitivity
30. Occasionally, Athena kids can experience degeneration in their optic nerves that can cause blindness and eventually spread to other areas of the body (bilateral optic neuropathy is what I believe it's called but feel free to correct me on that)
Add to this list as you please, and this was all just some silly things me an my gf thought of, I apologize if we upset anyone
My Camp Half-Blood hc’s that I apply to most (if not all) that I write
p.s. loves: i’m rusty on the book lore & these are lowk based on my experience in a private high school
It’s very few the campers that actually follow the sitting-at-their-designated-table rule. I mean, let’s be real— these are troublesome kids/teens who likely have some resent towards their godly parents for not being present in their lives (resentment that has been building since before they learned the why to it), and with how the gods are, a lot of these kids are also unclaimed. It takes Chiron a while, but he eventually reluctantly lets this happen.
Since those bright orange shirts are a must to wear, the majority of campers have theirs customized. Cutting out collars, cropping them, making them sleeveless, adding embroidery— you name it, they’ve done it. It’s the only way to get them to wear that hideous color.
Satyrs (the ones who are protectors like Grover was) have their own smaller cabin near the big house.
Also the big house is used to house mortal guests.
This is a huge one for me but— the barrier. Certain mortals can enter camp if a god allows it. There are certain exceptions to this rule, as some mortals (those who can see through the mist for example) already have entry on their own. But regular mortals (such as for example Paul Blofis, who has no connections to the gods) would be allowed entry into camp if a god (any god: Olympian, older ones, Titans, etc.) permitted them to. This entails that the gods do keep a close eye on the borders of CHB and their children altogether.
They have nightly campfires. They start just after dinner, and the younger campers stay for around 1-2 hours before they are led back to their cabins by the respective cabin heads. After that, the older campers are allowed a free space where they can simply be teenagers and hang out with their friends up until 10pm-ish.
it's getting hot in here - c. la rue
warnings: reader is like half-naked? just no shirt on is all but reader is wearing a sports bra, nothing sexual just like a tad suggestive?, clarisse is a gay mess, kinda ooc clarisse, i know next to nothing about blacksmithing please hang in there with me, fem reader, no use of y/n, self-conscious reader, not beta read
summary: clarisse goes to pick up a custom order dagger from the forge when she's met with an unexpected sight.
hephaestus!daughter!reader x clarisse la rue
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taglist: @lvrue @azrielsdiary @b0ok-lover @star-girl69 @petitegavotte
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a/n: tbh might make this a multi part thing, at least a second part. also, so sorry this took so long to finish- i got sidetracked with a couple other things irl. hope you enjoy! men, nsfw, non-sapphics, 16- / 19+ dni