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oh yeah and hermes is that one dude in the back that just randomly starts clapping at the worst times. like during the vows. not after. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VOWS.

ithacas-prince

“……..not me.”

askpiperblog

VOLUNTEERS

ithacas-prince

“AHHHHH oh wait it’s you.”

askpiperblog

The invitation thing is up

#its fine dw #this is very entertaining #< real #most unproductive Sunday ever but like #the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#piper’s here! <3 #hyacinthus has spoken 🪻

Wedding Post for the weird monstrosity that I have assisted in creating.

I’m not this annoying I swear.

Bride and Groom: @theapollodude , @thehyacinthusboy (don’t ask me how he’s alive)

Flower Person: @asknicoblog

Maid of Honor: @askmegblog

Objector: (why did we plan this oh my gods) @penelope-simp

Dude in the back that always claps at the most random times: @thehermesguy

Ring Bearer: @askwillblog

Priestess: @askpiperblog

Best man: @ithacas-prince

people invited under cut <3

#piper’s here! <3 #aphrodite cabin #cabin 10 #piper mclean #piper pjo #pjo ask blog #pjo asks #pjo rp blog #hyacinthus x apollo #apollo x hyacinthus #really stupid thing i made #im so sorry to everyone involved #you can come and barge in we don’t care #<- i do not speak for everyone #<- as you can tell #Spotify

theapollodude

“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”

- @ithacas-prince

NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON

TELEMACHUS NO

ithacas-prince

“What’s that? I hear a yesss.”

theapollodude

PLEASE DO NOT BEAT MY CLOACA MAXIMUS TELEMACHUS I WILL BE CALLING YOUR FATHER

ithacas-prince

“….”

“Okay!” He proceeds to grab Apollo.

penelope-simp

“HAHA LOSER!!”

ithacas-prince

Insert the most brutal jumping on a god you have ever seen.

“For the god of healing, you’re pretty bad at this.”

theapollodude

I HATE YOU

bones cease to exist

ithacas-prince

“WOMP. FUCKING. WOMP.” He stomps on him.

“Bet you feel like you’re in your mortal body again, huh?”

theapollodude

ODNTY YUO DARE BRINGa LESTER FUcKUNG PAPSIdoOULOS INTO TIHIS

ithacas-prince

“LESTER PAPADOPOULOS CAN GO-“ [redacted]

askmegblog

HAHA

ithacas-prince

He blinks, still beating the god. “Hello small child.”

theapollodude

DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE MEG

squirms away from telemachus

ithacas-prince

“Uppercut him, NOW.”

“BET!”

theapollodude

I HATE YOU ALL

combusts into light and appears like 2 feet away aw SHI-

ithacas-prince

“HA!”

theapollodude

AUGH I WANT TO DIE SO BADLY

ithacas-prince

“Ahem. Discus, laurel, bathtub.”

aris-not-ares

"Telemachus- what, whatcha doing with my uncle??"

ithacas-prince

“Nothing!!”

“A lot.”

“you’re next.”

“Oh.”

aris-not-ares

"Telemachus. Do I have to go tell mom??"

*slow turn to Athena*

"do I have to go tell dad or grandpa about you??"

ithacas-prince

“Mom knows.”

“I’m fine with your dad but please definitely not Zeus.”

“coughlightningcough.”

aris-not-ares

"fine do I have to tell Dad??"

*looking back at Athena*

"I can call my mom back down here if you don't want Zeus-"

ithacas-prince

“Depends on which version, one’s fine with it. Dunno about the others.”

“I’m fine with her just don’t bring father.”

theapollodude

can I please die now

ithacas-prince

“Sure.” He pulls out a gun.

theapollodude

I am IMMORTAL. That was rhetorical..

ithacas-prince

“…”

“Pow pow,”

thehyacinthusboy

Weehawken, Dawn, guns, drawn.

You’re on.

ithacas-prince

“I have the honor- what are we even doing.”

thehyacinthusboy

Speaking of, why am I here? I also have this splitting headache, and a strange hatred for frisbees.

ithacas-prince

“You rose from the dead.”

thehyacinthusboy

More like I HYACINTHED from the dead.

puts cool sunshades on

ithacas-prince

“Why.” He murmured.

“Also why do you have sunshades, you don’t want to see Apollo??”

thehyacinthusboy

he immediately ripped them off

Apollo WHERE.

ithacas-prince

“The insanely beat up guy.”

thehyacinthusboy

APOLLO I WANT A DIVORCE.

ithacas-prince

GASP!!!

theapollodude

WE WERENT EVER MARRIED BUT HONEY WHY

ithacas-prince

EVEN LOUDER GASP!!

thehyacinthusboy

WELL WE SHOULD’VE BEEN

ithacas-prince

GASPPP

theapollodude

YOU DIED BEFORE WE GOT THE CHANCE

ithacas-prince

GASPP

thehyacinthusboy

WILL YOU MARRY ME THEN

ithacas-prince

“OH MY GODS.”

theapollodude

wipes tear

YES

ithacas-prince

“How emotional.”

theapollodude

WEDDING, NOW. TELEMACHUS, YOU’RE HELPING ME.

ithacas-prince

“Okay??”

askwillblog

WAIT WHY IS MY FATHER GETTING MARRIED

ithacas-prince

“I DONT KNOW!!”

asknicoblog

Weird but okay.

ithacas-prince

“Where are you all coming from??”

askwillblog

Don’t know about me but I can definitely say, positively, Nico came from the shadows.

ithacas-prince

“Oh dear gods.”

thehyacinthusboy

IVE WRITTEN DOWN THE ROLES

Will - Ring bearer.

Meg - maid of honor (for Apollo)

Nico - flower boy (like he wanted to be in the one chapter of BOO.. yeah)

Telemachus - best man

Odysseus - the objector.

Do any of you have a problem?

Also, the music:

ithacas-prince

“Nooo…”

“No objections.”

thehyacinthusboy

Which one of us is doing the wedding post?

oh yeah and hermes is that one dude in the back that just randomly starts clapping at the worst times. like during the vows. not after. IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VOWS.

ithacas-prince

“……..not me.”

askpiperblog

VOLUNTEERS

#serve signs of mental illness coming from me #sorry if im annoying #the prince has spoken — 👑#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#hyacinthus has spoken 🪻#I FEEL SO BAD. IM SO SORRY.

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

ithacas-prince

“But.”

“But,, I’m not named after anyone.”

askpiperblog

She laughed hysterically. “Not named after anyone? You expect me to believe that you’re the actual Telemachus?”

ithacas-prince

“But.. I’m the prince of Ithaca?..” he frowned, he didn’t look like he was joking around.

askpiperblog

Piper turned as grey as the rocks in the water. “What?”

ithacas-prince

“I’ve been waiting for my dad.”

askpiperblog

“..so, Odysseus?”

ithacas-prince

“Yep and my mom’s emotionally gone!”

“Atleast she’s not physically gone.” He squinted.

askpiperblog

“..oh?”

ithacas-prince

He sighs. “..You must be a demigod.”

askpiperblog

“Yeah, I am. Aphrodite Cabin’s head counselor.” She said proudly.

ithacas-prince

“I stand by my statement about how atleast my mother isn’t physically gone for most of my life.”

askpiperblog

“Penelope?”

#piper’s here! <3 #the prince has spoken — 👑

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

ithacas-prince

“But.”

“But,, I’m not named after anyone.”

askpiperblog

She laughed hysterically. “Not named after anyone? You expect me to believe that you’re the actual Telemachus?”

ithacas-prince

“But.. I’m the prince of Ithaca?..” he frowned, he didn’t look like he was joking around.

askpiperblog

Piper turned as grey as the rocks in the water. “What?”

ithacas-prince

“I’ve been waiting for my dad.”

askpiperblog

“..so, Odysseus?”

ithacas-prince

“Yep and my mom’s emotionally gone!”

“Atleast she’s not physically gone.” He squinted.

askpiperblog

“..oh?”

ithacas-prince

He sighs. “..You must be a demigod.”

askpiperblog

“Yeah, I am. Aphrodite Cabin’s head counselor.” She said proudly.

#piper’s here! <3 #the prince has spoken — 👑#nvm I think I saw that #yes I did I know what ur talking about now dw

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

ithacas-prince

“But.”

“But,, I’m not named after anyone.”

askpiperblog

She laughed hysterically. “Not named after anyone? You expect me to believe that you’re the actual Telemachus?”

ithacas-prince

“But.. I’m the prince of Ithaca?..” he frowned, he didn’t look like he was joking around.

askpiperblog

Piper turned as grey as the rocks in the water. “What?”

ithacas-prince

“I’ve been waiting for my dad.”

askpiperblog

“..so, Odysseus?”

ithacas-prince

“Yep and my mom’s emotionally gone!”

“Atleast she’s not physically gone.” He squinted.

askpiperblog

“..oh?”

#HELP IM SO SORRY I ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP DURING THE LIVESTREAMS #I don’t get proper sleep on my own time I have no idea what you mean #piper’s here! <3

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

ithacas-prince

“But.”

“But,, I’m not named after anyone.”

askpiperblog

She laughed hysterically. “Not named after anyone? You expect me to believe that you’re the actual Telemachus?”

ithacas-prince

“But.. I’m the prince of Ithaca?..” he frowned, he didn’t look like he was joking around.

askpiperblog

Piper turned as grey as the rocks in the water. “What?”

ithacas-prince

“I’ve been waiting for my dad.”

askpiperblog

“..so, Odysseus?”

#piper’s here! <3 #lmfao #CALYPSO FACE?? 😭😭

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

ithacas-prince

“But.”

“But,, I’m not named after anyone.”

askpiperblog

She laughed hysterically. “Not named after anyone? You expect me to believe that you’re the actual Telemachus?”

ithacas-prince

“But.. I’m the prince of Ithaca?..” he frowned, he didn’t look like he was joking around.

askpiperblog

Piper turned as grey as the rocks in the water. “What?”

#piper’s here! <3 #she’s in shock #shocked pikachu face #from both sides

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

ithacas-prince

“But.”

“But,, I’m not named after anyone.”

askpiperblog

She laughed hysterically. “Not named after anyone? You expect me to believe that you’re the actual Telemachus?”

#piper’s here! <3 #again #casually insults you without knowing

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

ithacas-prince

“What’s a namesake?”

askpiperblog

“A namesake is what you’re named after. Like my friend, Jason, he’s named after, well, Jason. And Percy is short for Perseus.”

#piper’s here! <3 #lmao so true

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

ithacas-prince

“Uhhhh…”

“I’m Telemachus..”

askpiperblog

“..like Odysseus’s kid? And I thought Percy had an unappealing namesake. Look at you.”

#she doesn’t know this is the actual telemachus #casually insults you without knowing #ignorance is bliss

ithacas-prince

Open Starter — A nymph? Wait.. no.

You had finished some of your duties at camp, and you needed a break, you decided to go to the nearest lake.

As you sat down and looked down at the water, you heard a noise, looked back. Nothing was there?

You turned back, ignoring it as you thought it was other campers. But of course, a boy (who you could’ve mistaken for as a nymph) emerged from under the water, he gasped out. Before looking up, and gave an awkward smile.

“Hi!”

—

(tell me if you want to be apart of the taglist, lol)

askpiperblog

“..who are you—“

#piper’s here! <3 #lmao lemme stalk ur page telem

@askleoblog

Please stop eating the soap.

#pjo ask blog #pjo asks #pjo rp blog #piper pjo #piper mclean #aphrodite cabin #cabin 10 #camp half blood #in character #heroes of olympus #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians

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