h E l L O

hElLO thERe. mY nAME is leZVie. HusHaBYe BabY, yOU'rE aLMOsT deAd yOu doN't HaVE a PulSe ANd youR PiLloW iS rED yoUr faMiLy haTeS You youR fRienDs leT you bLEed SlEeP tIghT, WiTH a KniFe 'caUsE iT's AlL thAt yOU NeEd RoCKAbyE bAby, bRoKEn aNd scARred yOU dIDn'T kNow lIfE wOUlD bE thIs haRD tIME to EnD tHe paIn yoU hiD sO wElL anD DOwn yoU'Ll ComE baBy STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL

[asklezvie-blog]

[[Ugh.]]

[[Sorry for the inactivity, guys. I'll be on soon, promise. xx]]

[boku-no-ochinchin-deactivated20]

[xxskitten-deactivated20120123]

…kawaiinokawaii? :U

[cadaver1ne]

ginkos-kawaii-ass

[reddatachildren]

Kawaiiroguesandblackpirates

[heavenlyroast-deactivated201404]

kawaiihearteddarkness

[shibopanda]

sweenthepockykawaii

didn’t see that one coming did you 8I?

[ifeeltresbon2-deactivated201308]

the-kawaii-french

lol next joke

[charlottiesssss-blog]

kawaiimysteryofmine

[atouchofdeath-blog]

atouchofkawaii.

[psychadelicwannabe]

thekawaiibutler

[misas-lovelies]

kawaii-adams

nathan-kawaii

[touchmywrench-deactivated201205]

KAWAII-PUBES.

[lets-rock-n-roll-deactivated201]

kawaii-genius

okay

[knightofechoes-blog]

knightofkawaii

I’m okay with this.

[trollestiaanswers-blog-blog]

kawaiianswers

Awesome.

[mymelochan]

KAWAIIKINDOFCELESTIA

[hextraordinary-deactivated20140]

ProfessorKawaii

or

KawaiiDerpy

[templaricus]

((Ask-Kawaii-Pony  FTW))

[kamen-rider-equine-deactivated2]

Kawaii-Rider-Equine.

[peppermintproxy]

 ASK tHE KAwAII PROXY…..

WHAT’S a KAWAII?//???

[asklezvie-blog]

[[kawaiilezvie... haha]]

I AM NOT KAWAII

[[I can make you whatever I want you to be.]]

yOu wOUldN't dAre...

[[]]

i hAte YoU...!

[asklezvie-blog]

asktheidiotproxy replied to your post: hMmM...

I’M gONNA GO TO mISTER jAY’S HOUSE AND tAKE ALL HIS cANDY CAnES. :)

cOoL...! :}

[asklezvie-blog]

hMmM...

WhAT iS eVEryBODy DOiNg foR CHriStMAS...?

[[You can stay with me, Lezvie. I already told you that.]]

yEs, bUt yOu wON't TaKE bRitVa...

[[...yes I will!]]

i wIlL Be FrOWned UpOn by yOUr FaMiLy...

[[¬_¬]]

[asklezvie-blog]

thIs IS My nEw fRieND, bRitVA…

wOof… WOOF…

[[That thing is goddamn creepy. Isn’t Britva Russian for ‘razor’?]]

YeS… LeZvIE iS rUSsiAn fOR bLaDE… I tHougHT bLade And RaZOr wOuld Go wELl tOgeTHEr…

[[Fair enough.]]

woOF…

[askgriever-blog]

WHAST IS IT

MOD GUY I WAAANT A PET

[Mod] Fuck no. [/Mod]

WHHYYYY

[Mod] You’d just eat it in a few hours unless it was a cat, in which case you’d actually like it and it would claw your face and and say “fuck you guys, I’m out of here”. [/Mod]

OH

… BRIRBRTVA IS COOL

[asklezvie-blog]

 wOoF...!

tHAnk yOu, GRieVEr...!

[asklezvie-blog]

thIs IS My nEw fRieND, bRitVA...

wOof... WOOF...

[[That thing is goddamn creepy. Isn't Britva Russian for 'razor'?]]

YeS... LeZvIE iS rUSsiAn fOR bLaDE... I tHougHT bLade And RaZOr wOuld Go wELl tOgeTHEr...

[[Fair enough.]]

woOF...

[asklezvie-blog]

[[omg guys]]

[[Trying to find a name for Lezvie's creature... typed 'friend' into Google translate. 'Friend' in Russian is 'Drug.']]

[asklezvie-blog]

i fOUnd tHis todAY...!

[[WHAT IS THAT]]

cAn i KeEP hIM...? PleASE PLeaSe pleASe...?

[[Okay, but I'm not feeding him.]]

tHaT's okAy, hE eAts WHaT I EaT.

[[...O_O this thing isn't gonna kill me, right?]]

oF coURse NoT... he'S rEalLY quItE FRieNDlY...

[asklezvie-blog]

i fOuND SomeTHiNg On mY wALk...

i WondER iF She'lL lEt mE KEEp iT...

[[What have you found?]]

...

[thedaniverse]

[skittytales]

Luck Bestowal

Fuck yes

[gereboy-deactivated20141221]

Ink Mimicry

Yay. ♥

[it-ya-bean]

What the fuck I’m Shinkenger.

[asklezvie-blog]

[[Reality bending?]]

[asklezvie-blog]

Are you worried about The Slendy?

yEs... i Am vErY WorRrIEd ABoUT hiM... AnD SleNDa tOo... :{ i Don'T LIkE it WHeN mY fRIendS aRe unHaPpY...

[m-orgue-deactivated20120128]

[creepypastafactory]

[asklezvie-blog]

[[I can't draw hugs... pretend this is a hug]]

eVErytHIng'S GonNA bE fInE...

[dw-t]

[ggpurplehaze-deactivated2014111]

TEARS.

[micdix]

jesus christ

[qhazomb]

MY FACE HURTS

[loudbootyhell-archive]

Gotta love glitches.

[scarypoltergeist-deactivated202]

((Off topic, but I can’t breath because what. I don’t think I can watch it again because I might die of asphyxiation, but I so want to.))

[askkodama-deactivated20120102]

((death))

[asklezvie-blog]

OH MY GOD

[asklezvie-blog]

askslenderwoman replied to your photoset: [[…okay then…]]

((;n;?))

[[Anon asked if she had any siblings... and she got upset... D: (see the question)]]

[asklezvie-blog]

[[SLENDERMAN/MASKY SLASH]]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7128964/1/In_The_Dark

I REPEAT

SLENDERMAN/MASKY SLASH