Truly, This Is The Will Of Keiichi

local friendly weirdo mostly nice but also weird. i like jokes and games and having fun

[blemgoid]

Buddy Dasher was convicted of stealing cookies from Santa's cookie jar and was scheduled to go on the naughty list on christmas day. On December 24th, 1987, Dasher arranged caroling practice in the toy workshop, during which he commited kringlecide with an extra-big candy cane

[blemgoid]

please go back up the chimney if this will affect you

[9pointflower]

[dowman-s]

ユリイカのやつ

[ceroro]

protect her smile haru urara...

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

let’s party

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

[byjove]

One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

[byjove]

I mean, success is a relative term. He was shot to death by an angry mob at the age of 38 while running for US president, after inciting a riot by ordering a printing press to be destroyed because the ex-Mormon newspaper was saying true things about him. He was arrested for starting the riot, freed, tried to declare martial law and call out his own personal militia before fleeing. It was only when he was apprehended and brought back to Carthage that the people of Illinois resorted to mob justice. Truly Trump-esque behavior but that guy has gotten away with it for 79 years.

[byjove]

Also, I think it’s so funny that his Wikipedia lists him as the first U.S. presidential candidate to be assassinated kind of implying he was assassinated for presidential politic reasons and not because he was a career criminal who had been terrorizing Illinois for 5 years straight.

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

[chadmojito]

The lowest point of my life was when I was awarded a free NFT for being a "top redditor"

[sizzlingcandyjellyfishhhhhh]

holy fucking shit

[elisalami]

ギャラクシーニャー ฅ^•⩊•^ฅ

[pake-qr]

[sailermoon]

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

[sailermoon]

but then who would i be

[gengario]

whoops lost myself for about eight years there

[mudkipzzz]

[bathroomcube]

im in love with this gif. everyone here looks like they belong in a gay bar

[irish-american-chan]

So My World Is Expanding

[irish-american-chan]

Have you ever tried to write a limerick?

The National Identity Obscures What it All Really Means It Feels So Clean After Years of False Dreams Forced In Your Head By Overpoweringly Rigid Structures So Obscene

[irish-american-chan]

Its Good Its Really Good But Also I Have A Deep Down Confession: I Read This On A Napkin

[amyliao]

Will you promise to never forget us?

Aqours finale LoveLive! ～永久stage～

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]