Uchiha Madara

Ask me something if you dare and I may deign to answer

[askmadara]

legend says if you say Madara’s name in front of a mirror three times he’ll appear and fucking kill you

Better than edo tensei.

[askmadara]

Madara, we have seen you in your robes, in your armour, and even in your dad-on-the-go gear....but what does your artist wear? Any chance you might model what they are wearing today?

The artist is a disastrous mess that lives in pajamas.

[askmadara]

I wonder would you ever cut your hair?

Never. You cannot improve on perfection.

[askmadara]

Sorry I haven’t been very active on here lately. Life has been crazy busy. I work with plants and it’s spring here, which is our busy season, so my work hours have nearly doubled.

Plus, I’m working on KakaYama Week for my other blog. I have like 20+ asks still on this one and I’ll start tackling them as soon as things slow down a little bit.

[queen-of-sharingan]

all of my followers that draw/edit. i want you to reblog this post and tell me why you do it.

personally i draw because it brings me joy and can bring joy to others

@sloaners @fxckhidan @askmadara what about you guys?

[askmadara]

Answering out of character, because I honestly think Madara would be lucky to draw above toddler level. Can you imagine how proud he would be of his sad little doodles? Hashirama would hang them in the Hokage office and force everyone to look at them.

Yes, gaze upon the monstrosity that would be Madara’s art.

For me, I love drawing because it makes people happy. Whether it’s because they’re laughing at my dumb jokes or they relate to it in some way. It’s a way to connect to people and I’ve made so many great friends on here that way.

I also just like creating. Being able to think of something and bring it to life. I love the challenge of it. It’s something you really have to work at and I love seeing how my art changes over time.

But mostly, I love showing the world how much of a dumpster fire Madara is. We love him anyway.

[askmadara]

Would you rather live with Hashirama or Naruto?

Naruto who? Hashirama would be overjoyed to live with me.

[based-madara]

Madara being adorable? Why would you do this to me?

[queen-of-sharingan]

what are you talking about grandpas always been adorable where do you think i got my adorableness from?

@askmadara

[askmadara]

Both adorable and deadly. An unstoppable combination.

[ermamu]

Red are the roses

Green is the moss

Madara Uchiha should have been the final fucking boss

[trans--madara]

another headcanon: madara is a screamer. sexual, in battle, in day-to-day life, you name it. his first instinct in the face of any strong emotion is to shriek like a banshee. its ridiculous and horrible and hes been doing it since the day he was born.

[narutobutitscanon]

Madara: I can’t do it, it’s against my moral compass

Obito: With all due respect, YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS A FUCKING ROULETTE WHEEL

[askmadara]

How would you feel if you had a child?

I’d feel unstoppable.

[inconveniencedneutrons]

Drawing Madara has given me the certainty that the only reason the idiot let his hair grow out was to make himself look bigger. It’s ridiculous how much mass he loses when you shear off the tangled mess.

[askmadara]

madaraspeaks---->askmadara

Due to unforeseen circumstances, shippudenspeaks as a collective has shut down. This blog will remain open in the format of an ask blog, so I can keep drawing Madara’s responses to all of your lovely questions.

I understand the people that followed this blog because it was part of a larger community and feel free to unfollow if you aren’t interested anymore. For everyone else, I hope you can continue to enjoy Madara’s melodramatic attitude.

-Berry

[askmadara]

What's your opinion on sex before marriage, Madara? ;D

[kidomarus]

[trystin7]

@madaraspeaks how were you feeling when you smashed this poor guy’s face into the sand?

[askmadara]

Disappointment. The future generations had spawned such incompetent weaklings, that it lacked challenge and defiance. 

Well, at least I was having a good hair day.

[askmadara]

Me: hey, I was thinking. Daddy: I thought I smelt something burning.

Your father sounds a lot like mine. Trust me, you don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

[askmadara]

Damn daddy

I think you may be lost, child. I haven’t spawned any monsters of my own that I know of.