hashirama: aahhhh am a gaaaamer of constant sorrow (alternatively: my “Ass Ceremony” is solely to blame for all thre bad earthquakes. if i knew it would have caused the earthquakes i would not have done it.)
tobirama: i would appreciate it if my followesr called me “Sir” , like they would a Police Man, or any one else with the power to destroy their lives (alternatively: stand my ground, motherfucker)
hiruzen: i dont want to say im getting old but i just threw my back out throwing my shoulder out (alternatively: have you ever wanted to click X on a bastard)
minato: today’s the day i put on my high heel cowboy boots & stomp the shit out of the fake plastic son that my father raised before i was born
tsunade: still way fuckin Muscled , despite the economy (alternatively: joke’s on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn’t filled with bloodm, it’s victory wine)
kakashi: forced to remove my famous “DANGER: MAY CONTAIN LETHAL LEVELS OF SARCASM !!” sign from the front door of the poolside shed that i live in (alternatively: i just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in)
naruto: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes… Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn (alternatively: looking dumb as a dog in my piss-yellow tuxedo whilst i spend hundres of dollars on international phone calls)
madara: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infants (alternatively: rude ass. upgradable to hell ass. upgradable to Satan ass. upgradable to chaos ass. upgradable to マスター (Masutā)-infinity ass)
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