Hobo!

Hi!! My name is Hobo, and my askbox is open!((The magic show is happening right now! աαɾղ հíต ահílҽ վօմ cαղ! Main blog is @monoisaroleplayer!))

[askmoochinghobo]

woooah y’all remember this…. can i coast on this fame and just turn this into a spam lmao

[askmoochinghobo]

It’s okay! Wallis will be okay! You might want to visit the hospital!

“What do you mean ‘visit the hospital’? Wallis doesn’t come back for two w–”

WHAT?!

“Shit, should’ve kept my mouth shut…”

[thebestassistant]

“Look even for as much mayhem as i’ve caused i’ve managed to keep the future under wraps.”

…what do you guys know about Wallis?

[askmoochinghobo]

“Don’t make me feel even worse!! I’m supposed to comfort him, not make everything worse!”

I-I know you feel bad and you didn’t mean to, yo, so I forgive you. But please don’t do that again... I don’t want to be spoiled on my own future...

[askmoochinghobo]

I MEANT FOR ASSISTANT

(whispering): “But the show is happening right now??? She won’t be in the hospital until later tonight???? She probably just sucker-punched Cake just now…. maybe.”

I need to know why you know the hecking future, bro.

[askmoochinghobo]

That isn't a good way to cope

“lol i know”

I mean, like, at least I’m not bawling on the ground.

“correct”

[askmoochinghobo]

It’s okay! Wallis will be okay! You might want to visit the hospital!

“What do you mean ‘visit the hospital’? Wallis doesn’t come back for two w–”

WHAT?!

“Shit, should’ve kept my mouth shut…”

[askmoochinghobo]

It’s okay! Wallis will be okay! You might want to visit the hospital!

“What do you mean ‘visit the hospital’? Wallis doesn’t come back for two w--”

WHAT?!

“Shit, should’ve kept my mouth shut...”

[askmoochinghobo]

That isn't a good way to cope

“lol i know”

I mean, like, at least I’m not bawling on the ground.

“correct”

[askmoochinghobo]

Hey Hobo! How are you feeling?

Could be better. But at least I got this dude to hang out me, right?“Yeah!”

Also are we not gonna mention people yelling about Wallis disappearing on the radio?

“No.”

[askmoochinghobo]

Quartz!

Quartz: Who is someone you support, no matter what?

“I support Hobo. No real life people besides my girlfriend, because I got some snakes in my life, it’s crazy.”

Uh, Harold, probably. He’s, like, my best friend. Though I support everyone, yo. 

[unscriptedsage]

✨ Gemstone Asks ✨

Agate: Do you prefer a stable relationship, or multiple flings?

Amber: Do you plan on having children some day?

Bloodstone: Who is someone you would risk your life for?

Diamond: Out of the people you know personally, who would you be most willing to marry? If you’re already married, who else would you marry?

Emerald: Out of the people you know personally, who do you hate the most?

Garnet: What do you rate your self-worth, out of 100?

Jade: What are you running away from?

Lapis Lazuli: What is something about your life that you’ve been lying about?

Malachite: Has someone ever been poisonous/toxic to your life?

Moonstone: Do you consider yourself a patient person when it comes to love and life?

Pearl: What are you trying to heal from right now?

Quartz: Who is someone you support, no matter what?

Ruby: If you had the courage to tell the person you love that you have feelings for them, would you?

Sapphire: Where do you see yourself in five years?

Topaz: What is something that you want to do before you die?

Turquoise: What is something that you’re afraid to say out loud?

[askmoochinghobo]

((this is really quick and unimportant but i made a roleplay not really acc for hobo but its just stuff that he likes and reblogs go check out the notes for this its right hecking there i cant tag it trust me))

[askmoochinghobo]

Oh, um, yo? I never got to ask, but who are you? And what’s a mun?

“Oh! I’m Max, sorry about that. And basically a mun is someone...”

“sssssssomeone..... who the askers bring in for emergencies! Yeah!”

“but we’re all from a different universe and I can only convey myself through drawings or still pictures of myself. But I ain’t gonna do that.”

Oh, okay. That’s cool.

“Yeah.”

[askmoochinghobo]

MUN YOU'RE ADORABLE

“hhhh… thanks”

“But I’m not as adorable as this guy!”

(On the radio, which has been completely forgotten of by the mun,): “WHERE IS HE?!” “H-he disappeared…” “Wallis is gone!”

“Everything is fine.”

[askmoochinghobo]

M!A!! Hey, Mun! Comfort Hobo until this all blows over!

“Ah, I guess I’m stuck with you for a bit!”

Uh, what?

“You’ll be okay with this! I promise!”

[thebestassistant]

“Oh hey! welcome to the mun take over!”

[askmoochinghobo]

“Oh? I didn’t know this was a “take over”? I’m just here to comfort the boi. Also thanks my dude!”

[thebestassistant]

“Yeah, Figured you were a nicer mun than i am. but a few of us have been popping up, so I’m calling it a takeover.”

…hey, I know you’re probably confused by this, a lot of us are. there’s something like a time rift going on, and I really haven’t known what to say but I can’t just say nothing. the… the majority of us are going to be okay. I don’t know about… but the show’s not going to be a complete mess. I’m not the same Assistant you know most likely, I’ve kinda lived through the show already, but just… hang in there, okay? have hope.

[askmoochinghobo]

You don’t know about who...?

“h”

Who??

[askmoochinghobo]

M!A!! Hey, Mun! Comfort Hobo until this all blows over!

“Ah, I guess I’m stuck with you for a bit!”

Uh, what?

“You’ll be okay with this! I promise!”

[thebestassistant]

“Oh hey! welcome to the mun take over!”

[askmoochinghobo]

“Oh? I didn’t know this was a “take over”? I’m just here to comfort the boi. Also thanks my dude!”

[askmoochinghobo]

M!A!! Hey, Mun! Comfort Hobo until this all blows over!

“Ah, I guess I’m stuck with you for a bit!”

Uh, what?

“You’ll be okay with this! I promise!”

[askmoochinghobo]

I'm from the future. It's going to be okay

Ah.. I doubt it.

(On the radio): “She- she saved the audience- and protected them from the crash- I.. I can’t confirm yet I suspect from what I see now- she may have broken her wand.”

…