P.R. Time With The Guys From 2nd Unit

The Metro PD is one of the busiest police departments in the district and the guys from 2nd Unit are available to take questions when they're not on a case. This is an Ask Blog for Metro PD: Close to You DSCLAIMER: We do not claim to own any of these...

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*shrugs shoulders and picks up Nomura, bringing him up to eye level and kissed his cheek* Would that work?

Nope...

Tyg: I think we should get Otome

Woah! Nomura totally dove into my desk drawer!

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-carefully presses a light kiss on Nomura's head- And? Does it work?

Doesn’t seem like it did. 

Nomura, you might have to get Otome to kiss you.

Tyg: That’s cruel, Boss *refrains from chuckling*

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Sooo Nomura hope Otome the frog doesn’t freak you out since you’re still small...

Ribbit, ribbit

….*backs away as far as possible*

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Hey, Nomura. In some old fairy tales the kiss of a fair maiden can break curses -turns to Tennoji- Don't you dare point out that I'm NOT fair maiden material! I'm blonde, that should suffice. So, Nomura, wanna give it a try?

Well... it can’t me mouth to mouth or I’d suffocate. But I’m willing to try anything at this point

What? Me? I am an angel of angelness here

Tyg: That is not even a word, Tennoji

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Well, one advantage to adorable Chibi Nomura... *tosses everyone else a fun sized bar* *carefully hands Nomura his so he isn’t squished* Your Halloween candy is going way further, hon!

Why thank you, @dragonsrequiem ,  I suppose that is a benefit to being this size

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So guys! What is your idea of an ideal Halloween related activity/event. Since where I’m from (Australia) we don’t really celebrate it so I’d love to know

Singles night on Halloween is nice. Seeing the ladies dress up....

Nomura... I will pick you up and put you in the Frog Tank

.... so cruel, Hiroshi... so.. so cruel.

Tyg: Would you rather Dr. Himuro coming into 2nd Unit and threatening to stomp you flat? *sips coffee*

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HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN 🎃👻💀 I got a crap ton of candy so I just thought of sharing it with everyone else! *walks in with a skeleton hoodie* So, did any new cases come in? How was everyone’s Halloween?

All right! Candy!

Glutton

Nope. Nothing new. Was a very quiet week. Only thing is me still being this small

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.... Why did the rest of you change back and I didn’t?

I dunno. Karma maybe.

Tyg: oh look there’s no PR messages. I’m going to try to find that star god for you, Nomura.. I’ll go look here: @textsfromthestargods

Tyg, that sounded shady.. are you in cahoots with them or something?

Tyg: Me? No. Like I have the powers to summon Gods or Ayakashi? Like @textsfromayakashivillage ? Nope. Just the power to consume massive quantities of coffee

Let’s go do some community patrols and get more PR questions in...

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Happy Halloween! *slides fancy coffee towards Tyg* Soooo... who can I ask for a treat?

Tyg: Right now? *scrunches face* 1st unit…. until these guys get back to normal. I wonder if Dr. Himuro can do something *gladly accepts coffee*

Let’s not. He will most likely want to stomp on me

Honestly this is beyond medical science.

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Happy Halloween! Nomura, trick or treat! (Don't worry, there's no wrong answer *winks*)

Well.... I can only say that we are all tricks right now? Until this wears off.

Tyg: That came out sounding wrong, Nomura...

The treat will have to be at a later time, obviously.

Tyg: Covering all the bases I see

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Soooo... if, purely hypothetically speaking of course, I got a speeding ticket and tried to flirt myself out of it but the officer was less than pleased... could anyone of you get me out of this? I mean, I wasn't even that fast and the speed limit sign was covered by a tree branch and... uhm... yeah. Can you? *slides fancy coffee over*

Nope.

I most certainly hope this is a hypothetical situation, @hifftn .

Tyg: Hanai c’mon...

I don’t think you can flirt your way outta this one. On the real, we can’t break the law for anyone.

Tyg: *indescribable facial expressions*

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Tyg! It's already September and you know what that means! It will be Halloween soon! And that means hundreds of sexy cop costumes! Shouldn't there be a guideline for people dressing up as cops to not negatively influence the image of the PD? Or even better, shouldn't the guys dress up more sexily to set the right example?

Tyg: Oh… This was sitting at the bottom of the pile of files while I was out XD.  Sexy Cop costumes huh? Hmm…..

Congratulations, @hifftn, you successfully triggered her inner perv.

Tyg: Hey! I am not! I’m trying to come up with the proper P.R. Answer!

Wow… Tyg’s a total perv…

Tyg: What! You too, Eiki?

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Trick or Treat week...?

Hello hello~ Nomura here. We apologize for the sudden radio silence most of the month. Our Tyg came down with a dreadful cough and cold at the beginning of the month.  She’s now better and will be in the office handling PR asks this week.

Unfortunately it looks like myself and 2nd Unit will be diminutive for awhile. Very inconvenient.

Tyg: Oh there’s a note on my desk saying that this will wear off at the stroke of midnight on Thursday. It’s signed by God of Pisces... ....erm.. okay?

((Admin side note: I wasn’t really promoting these much, but I have been expanding the collection of Text from Last Night inspired shit posting blogs like @textsfrom2ndunit. I will be keeping a Masterlist on my main, but on Halloween do keep an eye out for two new ones: one for EiTM and one for SCM))

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Hey, uh... is Nomura here? I might or might not have forgotten my panties - in his car. I'd like to have them back, please. They won't fit him anyway... so if you see him, tell him to call me, will you? Thanks.

Tyg: *goes to get coffee* Oh, Nomura, this is for you

Oh hey Tyg... what’s this? *reads*

...oh.. excuse me. I must make a phone call

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P.R. asks requested

On the real, yo.  Tyg has been here working on other things cuz nothing has been goin’ down in the P.R. inbox now that she’s back. Surprise her by sendin’ in some questions for her to work on through the week.

...and none of that personal stuff... c’mon.. we’re Detectives. 

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Special Announcement

Hello, Hello, Hello~ Nomura here with a special announcement. Our very own Tyg has another project that she has been working on and recently expanded. Some of you also follow Texts From 2nd Unit, and if you haven’t go take a look. 

She has expanded to also include the following:

Texts from Shinga (Sengoku Night Blood)

Texts From the Fairy Tale Castle (Once Upon a Fairy Love Tale)

Scrolls From Kyokatei(Ninja Assassin+)

Scrolls From Gedonelune Royal Magic Academy (Wizardess Heart)

Scrolls From Sengoku Warlords (SLBP)

And this very morning she launched two more:

Texts From Nobel Michel (BMP/ BMPP / BMP2)

Texts from Mina (Blood in Roses S1)

While these may look like a lot, she claims it’s not as taxing as being in the office with her beloved Misfits (she means it with great love, btw)

Nomura, get out of my office. Do your next announcements in yours!

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TYG! I’m back and I brought some homemade cinnamon rolls for everyone! How have you guys been? And I completed my paperwork! No need to thank me!

Tyg: Hey, @voltagefan-ficwriter19​

Yess! It’s like you read my mind, I was thinking about getting something sweet for a snack.

Gotta say thanks anyway, it’s only polite. We’ve been here all this time working away and keeping citizens safe