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[rontra]

[whiteknightjaune]

[antonr84]

Do you think Jaune’s sword is still broken?

Yes 🛡️

No 🗡️

Voting ended onMay 19

[whiteknightjaune]

Just because he got de-aged, doesn't mean all of him was fixed, he was restored to the moment he fell off the path after it vanished, Alyx wouldn't of known what his sword look like pre-broken, she only knows it by what she's seen of it.

[spectralpixelsredone]

As a Ruby fan, the problem is that while Jaune’s interesting character points actually get explored, Ruby has a lot going on with her... yet the show does almost nothing with it.

Archenemy-wise, Ruby doesn’t really have one. Compare that to Jaune, whose archenemy is Cinder. They make great foils: Jaune is an insecure character who gives power away, while Cinder is arrogant and only takes it. Both have strong reasons to hate each other. Jaune hates her for everything she did at Beacon, including killing his first love, his first friend, and his teammates. Cinder hates Jaune because she’s an arrogant sorceress who believes she’s above him, so seeing him as a threat — especially one who’s actually hurt her — enrages her and challenges her self-image of being untouchable.

With Ruby, it’s much weaker. After Roman’s abrupt death, you could argue she had Cinder as a rival since Cinder hates her, but their dynamic flips back and forth between caring and not caring at all. At times they don’t even seem to acknowledge each other’s existence. Adam could’ve worked, but Ruby doesn’t even seem aware that he’s the one who hurt Blake and cut off Yang’s arm. Neo only counts for one volume before dying abruptly. Salem feels like a stretch too — she killed Ruby’s mom and wants to turn her into a lackey, but Salem barely cares about Ruby. She’s far more focused on Oz, Oscar, and especially Jaune. Ruby never even got to fight her despite all the buildup, and she remains low on Salem’s priority list despite her Silver Eyes being a legitimate threat.

How Ruby cares about other characters also feels lame. She has mixed feelings about Raven but never brings her up again after being attacked. She barely cared about Roman and completely forgot about him. She barely trains despite having arcs about mastering her fighting skills and her eyes. She barely talks to her mentor, who’s pretty much forgotten. The closest she got to real growth was in Volume 9, but she just loops back to the beginning. Even her death meant very little — I thought she’d at least gain some new power to fight Salem afterward, but she just came back following a “be yourself” message. Anything about Summer’s fate and Salem is also barely explored.

And the fact that everyone else does everything for her or drives the plot’s important actions is really annoying. The show is called RWBY (as in Ruby), yet she barely gets to do much against the main villains. She hasn’t even met Watts.

So its less that Ruby is less interesting like people say and more they don't do anything with those interesting details.

[whiteknightjaune]

okay this was a doozy, wow first time I seen a RWDE post without someone 'actually' dogging on Jaune simply for existing, good stuff.

[reashot]

What's My Purpose?

Cardin: So what is my purpose anyway?

Writer: You serve as the Bull every time someone writes an NTR story where Jaune is the cuck.

Cardin: Oh my Brothers...

[whiteknightjaune]

Plot Twist: Cardin ends up becoming the cuck.

[razorblade180]

I wanna check something. What is your favorite Jaune ship?

[whiteknightjaune]

Heavenly Knight(s)/Fairy Knight Jaune x Erza and Whiteknight

[superiorsturgeon]

Nora: *texting* Hey, Ren~! I’ve got a pair of special surprises for you when you get back from your mission…! 😘

Nora: *sends topless pic*

Ren: *looks down at his scroll*

Ren: *looks back up at Atlas Security Forces arrayed around him in riot gear with shields and batons*

Ren: …you should know that you are standing between me and Nora Valkyrie’s bouncing heaving pink-tipped pancake-padded mommy milkers.

Ren: *raises Stormflower* Do you really want to die that badly?

[whiteknightjaune]

-Meanwhile back at the JNPR house- Pyrrha: *looking over at Nora, and her next to Ren, ponders for a moment, lifts her own top then takes a selfie, sends a text via scroll then attaches a photo, presses send* -somewhere in the underworld of Vale- Goons: *on the floor in a heap* Jaune: gentlemen, good talk *pockets his scroll and is on his way out* Goon: no it wasn't...

[scepterno]

Totally legit deleted volume 5 scene 

Ozpin gets a bit eager about teaching, and not having to take a breath between sentences means he is prone to endless rambling…. there are growing pains for everyone.

[whiteknightjaune]

Ren: ... *sips*

Nora: *mouthful* you good bro?.

Jaune: *tired and just done with it* ...the hell is his problem?.

Oscar: *embarrassed* sorry..

[moistmailman]

Pyrrha: Who ate the center of the brownie that Ren baked?

Nora: I did. I don't like the edge.

Pyrrha: Nora, Jaune hasn't had any yet

Jaune: It's fine. I love the brownie edge. You could call me an edger.

Pyrrha: Nora you shouldve- *looks at Jaune from what he said*

Jaune:.......

Pyrrha, facing Nora again: Nora you should've asked eve- *looks at Jaune again*

Jaune:........

Pyrrha, looking at Nora again: You should've asked before you- *looks at Jaune again, still baffled*

Jaune:......what?

Pyrrha: You just sa-....never mind.

[whiteknightjaune]

*Yang somewhere probably sensing a pun/joke*

[vigilantsycamore]

Love that Jaune is the only one in this shot who's not surprised to see the Bees kissing. Even Weiss is taken aback and she was the one who noticed them flirting earlier this Volume

And I've said before that I am pretty sure Ruby and Weiss both knew about the Bees as far back as Volume 6 and Ruby's confusion earlier in this Volume was more about her not noticing that specific instance of Bee flirting because she had a lot on her mind. She's surprised here, sure, but again - so's Weiss

Even Juniper looks surprised

[lordcryosrealmoftrash]

Jaune has had around 30 years to rethink Yang's "Yeah, Ruby" comment from volume 8, he's no longer able to be surprised

[whiteknightjaune]

no he didn't he was quick to realize Yang was not talking about Ruby, having most likely dealt this with Saphron when she was doing all this will she won't she stuff with Terra. Jaune did a 180 to quickly defuse the question by mentioning Ruby, he didn't want to deal with that again, it even considered he saw this with Ren and Nora and was immediately like "nope, nu-huh, I'm out"

[arc-misadventures2]

The Lady’s Next Door

The 'Milf next door' when she says she is just going to say 'hi' to that cute blond boy your daughter is friends with.

Kali

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to do that Mom?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why are you dressed like that?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Why do you want to talk to Jaune?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: Is it because he's a human?

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Blake: He’s just my friend Mom, he is not another Adam waiting to happen.

Kali: I just want to talk to him.

Jaune: Hi, Blake. Oh, hi Ms. Belladonna!

Kali: I just want to fuck him.

Jaune: Beg pardon?

Blake: What?!

~~~

Raven

Yang: Hey Mom, I’m sorry, but can you do me a favour?

Raven: I don’t wanna.

Yang: Mom! Come on! I just need you to watch over my friend till I get back.

Raven: Back, back from where?

Yang: Blake got…?!

Raven: No! Say no more, since it involves your ‘girlfriend’ I can assume it’s something illegal.

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend!

Raven: But, was it illegal?

Yang: …

Yang: Well…

Raven: Ha! Love the bad girls don’t you? Fine, I’ll watch over your friend. Who is it you want me to babysit; It better not be the Schnee girl! I swear I’ll shoot her one of these days if she…?

Yang: No, it’s not, Weiss. It’s Jaune. Jaune’s coming over.

Raven: J-Jaune…?

Yang: Yeah, we’ve got a school project we’re working on together, and Jaune wanted to get ahead of the game. So he asked if he could come over here so we could work on it. Is that okay?

Raven: Jaune’s coming over here…? T-That’s fine! I’m totally fine with that tasty snack…?! I mean! With that fine young man coming over here. W-When is he coming over…?

Yang: In… half an hour-ish?

Raven: Half an hour? That gives me plenty of time… Time for a shower, and time to put on something spicy~!

Yang: What was that?

Raven: Nothing! Go, and save your girlfriend!

Yang: She’s not my girlfriend, Mom!

Raven: And, I’m not about to get laid, now get going!

Yang: Alright! Alright! I’m going.

Yang: …

Yang: Wait, ‘Get laid?’

~~~

Summer

Ruby: Mom?

Summer: Yes, sweaty~?

Ruby: What are you wearing?

Summer: A bikini.

Ruby: Why?

Summer: Well, your friend, Jaune, is coming over to help clean the pool, so I thought I’d give him a show~!

Ruby: A what?

Summer: I thought I’d get a suntan.

Ruby: Oh… Then why are you taking the sunscreen?

Summer: So I don’t get sunburned silly.

Ruby: Okay, do you want me to…?!

Summer: No! No, noo, no. I’ll ask Jaune to put it on~! That way I get those big muscular hands all over me, feeling me up~! Oh gods~!

Ruby: What was that mom?

Summer: Nothing~!

(Ding dong~!)

Summer: Oh? That must be my boy toy~! Coming!

Ruby: Boy what…?

~~~

Willow

Jacques: Willow! Where are you?! Blasted, where is that drunkard?

Willow: …

Jaune: …

Willow: Well, that was close…

Jaune: Yeah… too close.

Willow: Jacques would have thrown an absolute fit if he caught one of Weiss's friends snooping about the mansion.

Jaune: I wasn’t snooping, I was lost.

Willow: In a supply closet?

Jaune: I thought it was Weiss's room.

Willow: Not even close dear.

Jaune: Okay… but can you open the door, you shoved us in here to get away from Jacques, and this broom closet is rather cramped.

Willow: No can do… my hands are stuck here… Feeling your broad chest~! Y-You’ll have to open the door yourself.

Jaune: Okay fine… where is the door knob…? Eh? What is this, a pillo…?!

Willow: Ohh~!

Jaune: Ahh?! S-S-S-Sorry! I didn’t mean to…?!

Willow: Jaune?

Jaune: Y-Y-Yeah…?!

Willow: Harder~!

(Ziiiip!)

~~~

Athena

Athena: So tell me, why are you in such a panic to clean up our already clean house?

Pyrrha: Ooooh… My teammates are coming over, so I wanted to spruce the place up for their visit.

Athena: Your teammates…? Does that mean… Jaune is coming too…?

Pyrrha: Yeah, he’s coming too.

Athena: I see… Well, then I hope he’ll enjoy visiting us in our humble abode~!

Pyrrha: Uhh… Mom? Your top has come undone.

Athena: It’s a little hot here, I just want to cool off.

Pyrrha: It’s not hot in here at all?

Athena: Oh~? What makes you think that?

Pyrrha: Mom, your top has come undone again.

Athena: So it has.

Pyrrha: Mom, I can see your bra.

Athena: And?

Pyrrha: Mom, do up your blouse, unless you want my friends to stare at your breasts.

Athena: So long as it’s him, I don’t mind if he stares, or even copes a feel. I’ll be very happy by the end of it all~!

Pyrrha: C-Cope a feel? Who are you talking about?

~~~

Carla

Carla: So that’s the, ‘loser twerp’ you’ve been bullying?

Cardin: Yeah, his name is Jaune Arc, complete loser.

Carla: Jaune Arc…? Jaune ArrrrrrrrrC~! Hmm… Rolls off the tongue.

Cardin: Pff! That’s part of the idiot’s stupid catch phrase.

Carla: What catch phrase?

Cardin: “The nAme’S JaUNe ArC; roLLLs of tHE tonGUE! LaDIEs Love it” Pff! How stupid can you be?

Carla: ‘Love’s it?’ So, he is the boy you are being forced to apologize to?

Cardin: Yeah, the teacher says they’ll end my two month long detention early if I apologize to him… I have no intention of apologizing to that loser.

Carla: I see… You know what, Cardin. How about I apologize on your behalf?

Cardin: You’ll do that?

Carla: Of course! He may not accept it, but he’ll at least get that apology he is owed.

Cardin: You’ll do that? Thanks, Mom. I probably would have decked him in the face if I went over there to apologize to the loser.

Carla: Then I best go over there. Don’t worry sweetie, I’ll make sure he accepts your apology. After all, what better apology can a boy get than fucking his bully’s own mother~?

Cardin: W-What was that…?

~~~

Salem

Cinder: Oh gods...

Salem: Cinder dear, is something wrong?

Cinder: Yeah... I've got to work on a school assignment with this dweeb...

Salem: Dweeb? Who is this nerd you're talking about?

Cinder: That dork Jaune Arc. He's coming in a hour so we can work on it.

Salem: Jaune... Arc~? And, what is wrong with working with this Jaune fellow...?

Cinder: Nothing really... He just has such golden retriever himbo energy that I can't stand!

Salem: Some very hunky himbo energy~!

Cinder: What was that Mom?

Salem: Oh nothing~! Hey, I have a great idea. You, and your friends wanted to go to that theme park, why don't you go, and have some fun there! I'll give you some money too.

Cinder: But, what about my assignment?

Salem: Don't worry about it. I'll work with Jaune, and help him get it done.

Cinder: Are you sure? I know Jaune's been here before, but he's a bit of a dork.

Salem: Don't worry Cinder. Having Jaune here will be a pleasure.

Salem: Very... pleasurable~!

Cinder: ...

Cinder: What?

///

I added Salem because I wanted to.

Enjoy~!

[whiteknightjaune]

Jaune: *trapped in a room full of milfs*

[whiteknightjaune]

RWBY x Monarch: The King and Queen

[whiteknightjaune]

RWBY/Monarch King and Queen

[epic-arc]

Happy birthday to our best boy!

[willsonlmt]

Happy what like 53rd /19th birthday.

[epic-arc]

i think is 53 and 20.

[falleri-salvatore]

40 and 20 Twenty years in the ever after and he dropped when he was 19 made it 39. He's now 40 and 20 inb4 40 year old virgin jokes...

[watcher-servant]

Best give a birthday to the boy and to this flower

[reashot]

Marking Her Territory

Wolf Ruby: Jaune! Jaune!

*pant* *pant*

Jaune: Oh hey, what is it Ruby?

You wanna play?

*pats Ruby's head*

Ruby: *woof*

Yes!

I mean no. Perhaps later. For now I want to do this to you.

Jaune: Do what?

Ruby: *rubs her entire body at Jaune*

Jaune:?!!

Ruby: There all done! Anyway see you later Jaune. We're gonna play "hide the bone" later.

Jaune: What was all that about?

Sometimes Later

Croco Yang: Hey Jaune now that we're about to enter that special time of the year for Faunus. See, me and Blake have been thinking about something. That something is you and us doing some three players co-op game. If you catch my drift.

Anyway what I'm asking about is that. Are you interested in a three...

Blake: Wait!

*sniffs*

Nope. He's off limits. Ruby already claimed him.

Jaune: Ruby claimed me. Can she even do that?!

Yang: Damn that sneaky wolf sister of mine!

Now what are we going to do?

Blake: Right near our special time of the year no less.

We already made a reservation in a fancy schmancy hotel. We can't cancel it now. It will cost way too much.

Cardin: Well... I just overheard you girls needing a third wheel to complete a tricycle. How about instead of that loser Jaune you ask me to do it?

Blake&Yang: ...😶

Jaune: Okay, I seriously have no idea what you people are talking about.

How Weiss greeted Jaune

Cat Weiss:

MATE! MATE! MATE! GODS I wish a blonde hunky knight would choke me and mate me to death with his gigantic cock!!!

Jaune: Okay seriously. Are you girls playing a prank on me?

Weiss: *sniffs*

Wait. Someone already has dibs on you. I'm sorry but pretend you never hear what I'm just saying.

Jaune: Yes it's Ruby. Although I never knew that she could do that. I guess I didn't know much about Faunus cultures.

Weiss: Respecting someone's dib is pretty much the cornerstone of any society. Not just Faunus.

Although I am very, very tempted to break such a time honored tradition right now.

Cardin: Hey. I see your having some problems handling your Faunus's urges too. How about you and I joined up later tonight at a fancy schmancy hotel. I just got a reservation from a friend.

Weiss: ...I am willing to consider this. *Purr*

Jaune: So is anyone willing to tell me what is going on or what?

*Ruby suddenly appearing*

Ruby: Oh don't worry about it Jaune. I had a feeling that we will all have our needs filled later tonight.

*rubs her scent all over Jaune's body*

Q: So is Cardin going to?

A: Yes.

[whiteknightjaune]

Narrator with Morgan Freemen: Cardin was in fact denied, and so didn't get any tail.

[reashot]

More than a friend, not yet a lover.

Jaune & Ruby are starting to get more and more comfortable. And are starting to show more physical affection towards each other. They're still not dating.

Jaune: You're my best friend. *Hugs Ruby*

Ruby: And you are mine too. *Grabs Jaune's butt cheek*

To everyone watching

Papa Arc:

Yang:

Tai:

*Doom music starts playing*

[whiteknightjaune]

Mama Arc:

Grandbabies...

[bold-baddie]

[whiteknightjaune]

Kenai and Koda, tell everyone they're on their way.

[whiteknightjaune]

why you don't anger Pixies

Wuk: so Azem, tell me something, are you and Sphene a thing or...

Azem: oh heavens no, I'm already married to another, she'd skin me alive if she ever knew a girl looked my way, but not before turning me into a leafmen...

-il mheg, fae kingdom on the First-

Feo Ul: *lets off a cute sneeze* oh?, what's this?, it seems my darling sapling is think of meh, he's better not be flirtin with another!, that is my sapling! *gives off a dark aura*

-back on the source-

Azem: *shivers and shakes head* oh dear..