MURDOC NICCALS

ASK ME ANYTHING! go on, mate. don't be shy, I don't bite. !!ASK/RP BLOG!!

[askmurdocniccalss]

INTRO + INFORMATION

helloo, world!

murdoc niccals here. bassist from my band... (drum roll please...) GORILLAZ!

let me get things straight.

this here is for you to ask me anything, an' I mean anything. your deepest darkest questions?

tell 'em to me.

er, with some ground rules.

don't need things getting too... eh.. out of hand.

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hi guys I'm auth!

- this ask blog is all for fun! i'm making this as a side thing if anyone finds/enjoys this. just to fuel my fixation.

my main account is @awwthenticc if anyone is curious. I normally repost whatever, and I post art on occasion!

- I will try to answer anything if things do come in!!

- keep in mind, I will not answer things that are 18+ or NSFW. I'm an adult but that's still a little weird. though things I find stupid/funny/if it's a little freaky that's okay!

- most responses will be text, but if things change I might also switch this to an art blog, and respond to asks that way.

- response may vary from SHORT to fairly long, it just depends on my motivation of what speaks to me. murdoc tends to say very little or he goes on and on, it just depends on the day.

- I do enjoy 2doc, so keep that in mind. I won't make it a big thing, and I'll try not to imply it constantly—though if you are a fan of them, and ask about them, I will gladly write something about the two.

- this blog might also contain my headcannons for murdoc and the rest of the band

- my responses may be slow as I'm busy, and sometimes I forget to check Tumblr, but I will respond to everything when things do come in!

Thank you!! :]

[askmurdocniccalss]

HELLOO, FOLLOWERS. follow..ees, followettes.. HELLO AGAIN!

yes, it's me, murdoc niccals. back from a vvvvvery, very long hiatus. i was busy, with err, things. mmhaw!

very important things, too important for you lllot t'know about. and I know, "murdoc! why won't you say!?" i know, I KNOW, I hear you—

you lot are just THROWING out questions here and there, and t'that I say— ehh.... again, I can't say.

all you need t'know.. is that I'm back, baby!

ask murdoc niccals is BACK and better than ever!

soo eh, if you see some VERY, very late responses, you'll know what I'm doing... (that thing... is responding)

~ M.N

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// one more ooc post! hi guys, it's auth. I'm so sorry it's been almost a week since I've answered your guy's asks. I've just been sick lately and caught up with other RPs I've been putting off these. I still love doing this so I will get to it at some point ! Thank you to those who follow this blog, love you guys!!

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// HI GUYS! I'm like no fun, and I know we're having fun, I love when you guys send in asks, so thank you for that, but I have a few changes on how I'm gonna do asks!

/ / by the way I don't mean for this to be targeted, this is something I have gone back and forth with myself over these few days.

1. I'm turning off anonymous asks for my own comfortably. Only because of the asks that are a little more out of pocket. I don't know how old or young the person asking these questions ARE, and I just prefer knowing that, EXPECIALLY if the information is in the bio, it just helps.

2. I know when I made this blog that I said it was a rp blog, and I will gladly answer an ask if it's with an oc/self insert/literally another rp blog, that is fun! But if you would like a constant interaction going, I would ask you to continue it in the posts' comments. This goes for everyone since I've just seen that it's a common thing, and I'm glad that you guys like my murdoc enough to WRITE with him, again, thank you.

— to add onto this, I, personally, just feel like constant reblogs on a post make this blog a little messy, and all over the place. and I just like the blog to be a little neat. :)

// this is really it, and I hope you can understand my decisions!

[askmurdocniccalss]

JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

i did some research here an' there. now can you drop this? 'm a little busy, an' I'd rather you not start DEMANDIN' answers outta me, mate.

what's gonna be next? "is your hair natural? what's my shoe size?" what.

~ M.N

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Can we meet in the bathroom stall?

again, I need a face an' a name. 'm not looking forward t'shaggin some ugly blokes and birds. you understand that.

~ M.N

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Hi, bye

hiiiii, aaan' goodbye, ryan.

~ M.N

[reggies-husband]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

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iii never reveal my secrets

[reggies-husband]

WHO HAS TOLD YOU MY NAME

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some birdie, now forget it

[reggies-husband]

TELL ME

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I SAID. FORGET IT MATE.

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Why's your nose like that? Reminds me of a pug-

i got punched a few times too many, that's why.

my nose reminds you of a pug, well...

..eh..

i can't see it, but alright. whatever you say.

~ M.N

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Hi, bye

hiiiii, aaan' goodbye, ryan.

~ M.N

[reggies-husband]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

[askmurdocniccalss]

iii never reveal my secrets

[reggies-husband]

WHO HAS TOLD YOU MY NAME

[askmurdocniccalss]

some birdie, now forget it

[askmurdocniccalss]

Hi, bye

hiiiii, aaan' goodbye, ryan.

~ M.N

[reggies-husband]

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

[askmurdocniccalss]

iii never reveal my secrets

[askmurdocniccalss]

Hi, bye

hiiiii, aaan' goodbye, ryan.

~ M.N

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// thinking...about my blog, I haven't decided, but I think its more set around phase 2 (THOUGH he is in this odd general place) since that's where I'm most comfortable writing him? JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS :) (might update the image to be more fitting, who knows . Just wanted to say this

[askmurdocniccalss]

Murdoc Niccals more like... Like Murcock Diccals... pickles... whatever the fuck

y'got anything else, or is that it?

~ M.N

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So are you mouldy now? How are the termites treating you?

yyes i am, an' what do you expect? not well is what I'll say. hope yer happy.

~ M.N

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Can I bounce on it

no.

I'll say it again, need a face with a name, mate.

don't wanna shag someone I'll regret.

an' questions like these.. are why I turned off anons. you wanna ask? well, say it to my face, don't hide behind an anonymous persona. it's cowardly.

~ M.N

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Do you need a goth vampire girlfriend? If so, where do I put my application?

mm, not at the moment, no...

but when I do need somebody t'fill in for that, you can put that application near the crook of my neck. only seems right.

or, eh, there's a sign up sheet somewhere. put the application on top of the others, and I'll give it a look.

though there's a chance it'll get ignored.

an' a face with a name would be appreciated. can't go on an' pick a partner with all this anonymity crap.

~ M.N

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Omg! Another Murdoc blog! Haha, yay! *Casts spell of termites* *Casts spell of mould* *Casts spell of termites* *Casts spell of mould* *Casts spell of termites* *Casts spell of mould* *Casts spell of termites* *Casts spell of mould* *Casts spell of termites* *Casts spell of mould* *Casts spell of termites* *Casts spell of mould*

er, wait STOP THAT