The Iron Knight

Hi! My name is Niro, and I'm the Iron knight. Feel free to ask me questions. rm_f1st('3','220','true','false','000000','549aezsqxaz','true','000000');

[shubbabang]

[dark-wizard-guy-fieri]

context (via @mellorocket)

[chimthecappy]

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like "aw thanks elmo, we're doing well" meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

[artistefish]

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

[aqueerkettleofish]

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo's Twitter.

"So, boss... I may have messed up."

"What did you do, Ray?"

"Well, I made a post for Elmo saying 'Hi, how's everybody doing?'"

"I mean, that's kind of what we pay you for."

"Yeah, but.... <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo."

"Oh."

"God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them."

"Get the others."

[shu-of-the-wind]

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

[anna-neko]

and important addition

Source: instagram

[horrorofthebeast]

The love and care that meat/deli employees give to the sliced meat, swaddling it with paper as if it was baby jesua

[horrorofthebeast]

QUIET!!!!!!!

Shhh meat baby jushis is asleep

[askniro]

Shadow: ah AH ACHOO!! *hears no crying* phew.

[carnemancy]

🦇 🌸 🦇 🌹 🦇 🌺 🦇

[anxietyproblem]

By @psych2go

[mrs-ephemeral]

I never thought I was mentally exhausted

[bar-cafe]

Oh….

[leanmeanannabean]

This is…. oh

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh. Whoops. 

[crawly]

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

[crawly]

[crawly]

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

[millenniumitem]

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

[super-metroid]

this is some shit out of a final destination movie

[askniro]

I’m more worried if an earthquake hit, but I think that’s Mother Nature saying that it clashes with the other buildings.

[ruinedchildhood]

[sosuperawesome]

Dragon Cups And Bowl on Etsy

[mysticdoodles]

@nye-eclipsion -eyes emoji-

[askniro]

Hey HH! Check this out!

[nicetrails]

This Lion’s Mane mushroom growing in a swamp 😰

[askniro]

It looks like a ghostly swamp person

[hellhounds-fails-at-minecraft]

according to my activity feed….it’s been 39 days since i last logged in? i think? had to change browser 3-4 times in 2 days. Chrome is fucked for me, firefox is meh, Microsoft Edge is a big fat NOPE, and IE is garbage. so im using Opera for as long as i can.

how is everyone….?

[askniro]

I’m good. And you?

[hellhounds-fails-at-minecraft]

exhausted, overworked, had things change really fast. but im good.

[askniro]

Understandable. I work night shift at a restaurant, taking care of a puppy and making sure I have enough money for my car insurance and note while also have at LEAST some for the week.

[hellhounds-fails-at-minecraft]

according to my activity feed….it’s been 39 days since i last logged in? i think? had to change browser 3-4 times in 2 days. Chrome is fucked for me, firefox is meh, Microsoft Edge is a big fat NOPE, and IE is garbage. so im using Opera for as long as i can.

how is everyone….?

[askniro]

I’m good. And you?

[thecripchronicals]

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

[supernova1213]

I somehow relate to all of these at the same time and I don’t know how to feel about that

[bob-belcher]

[introfiant]

reblog this post for your pets to actually use the things you buy them

[cresstic]

If I ever dont reblog this I’m dead. The first time I saw this I laughed for a solid 5 minutes and it still gets me every time

[askniro]

When I take dog out for a walk, he would take one of his toys with him.

[everythingfox]

“Marvel is filming around Quita’s favorite tree but that won’t stop her from climbing”

(Source)

[askniro]

modding of Isaac: Now playing

[cosmonautroger]

[pictureamoebae]

i love this so much

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[library-seraph]

#something DEEPLY funny abt the cats who escape only to immediately realize they gotta go back bc thats where the food is going

[monkey-network]

[midnaxlink]

What about this

[80s-addict]

both are exquisite thank you for your contribution