Ask Norman. And Associates.

Norman Osborn/Green Goblin RP + Ask Blog.

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Welcome, all potential askers.

I am a very interesting man, so you being here is understandable. At least I hope you're here for me. Why you would be here for any of the others is beyond me.

Despite the occasional input from my associates, this blog is primarily run by myself, Norman V. Osborn. Be sure to familiarize yourself with the rules so you can waste as little of my time as possible.

[OOC Rules + Intro under cut!]

HELLO!! Thank you all so much for being here!

This blog's Norman is from a very 616-adjacent universe, though not without some changes by me. I won't outline every one of them for the sake of leaving some gaps for askers to inquire about, but the main differences are:

Norman has DID and is a system, with himself and Goblin being host and co-host respectively. They are not the only system members and you are free to inquire about the rest!

Norman is not actively a supervillain and is making an attempt at redemption. While Norman Osborn owning and running a Tumblr ask blog of course makes very little sense, for the sake of the narrative I'm picturing this as more of an attempt at being open about his life and circumstances for the sake of improving his image (and maybe a little to make actual improvements in behavior too). He is also doing his best to mend his relationship with his son, Harry

Norman and Otto are far closer in this iteration. Again I will not divulge everything but in this, Otto is essentially the only reliable relationship Norman (and Goblin) has besides his own son

RULES!

Selfship/yumeship blogs are fine to interact! Just please (and this also applies to everyone else of course) keep flirtatious/suggestive asks to a minimum, and do not be offended if any system members are dicks

Fictionfolk/kin/fictives are also allowed to interact, just similarly please remember that this is not the same guy from your source!

Other RP blogs can 100% send asks in character! But as this Norman is on his own special Earth, it would be a multiverse thing. Please don't send asks acting like your character already knows this version of him unless it is explicitly meant to be them making a mistake!

Proship accounts please do not follow, send asks, anything. You are not welcome here

No sending asks more than once! If it is a repeat of a past question by accident, that is fine, but do not send your own ask multiple times as a way of getting a faster reply

[askoscorpofficial]

// (hopefully) rare ooc post, just want to say i have been taking a small art break due to some personal things but i have not forgotten about this! and i also want to say a huge huge thank you to everyone who has asked someone so far, and those who have and havent been answered yet, stay tuned <3 i am getting back into the groove

[askoscorpofficial]

Goblin deez nuts

[askoscorpofficial]

what compels you to do such actions? And what do you think about your company being in such controversy

I've been pulling myself out of pits despite insurmountable odds for 52 years. I don't see that ever changing.

[askoscorpofficial]

What do you like to do for a fancy night in? Are you a wine sort, or something a bit stronger?

It's difficult for me to describe any of the things I do to unwind as "fancy". Why would I want to come home from mingling at a club meeting or auction just to continue the performance?

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Hi!! How do u feel abt Peter Parker? You know the guy in any way? 🤔

I assume that if you are asking you are some friend of his. So you make sure to go and tell him that I could have bad-mouthed him to quite a large and receptive audience. But I didn't. And make sure to relay his thank you back to me.

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How do you feel about fruit cake? The answer to this is very important! -🪷

... I don't know why I felt so passionate about that last part. Regardless. If every fruit cake miraculously disappeared and the spider had one less thing to call me, I would not be mad.