#ask ford

[ask-stan-and-ford]

did anyone tell ford about Michael Jackson or???

SHHHHH!! Are you crazy!? He doesn't need to know all of this.

Why must keep hiding these things from me?! Why did everyone die when I went into the portal?!

[askpinesandcipher]

I never said anything. How did you get these screenshots?? -📔

[ask-stan-and-ford]

stan do you have a middle name

….No. Definitely not. Middle names are for dumb people. So..yeah.

It’s Karyn.

DON’T

Stanley.

YOU

Karyn.

DARE

Pines.

…this is the ultimate betrayal.

Karyn, you’re being dramatic.

I’LL DRAMATIC YOU

[ask-stan-and-ford]

◻️anon has a point!!!

scientifically, why is stan so hot!?

Was just born like that.

..You are ridiculous.

Don't be mad because I'm naturally hotter, Pointdexter

..We are identical twins, Stanley.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

hey stanley 😏 *leans on my big stacks of cash*

Are you flirting? You better be in your mid 50’s if you’re trying to fish for an ol’ geezer like me. On a completely unrelated note I’ll be needing those stacks of cash for an unspecified unselfish reason, that I can’t think of on the spot.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

Ford I think you should really look at a map rn like east and west Germany got reunited

anonymous anon

I have and I have to say that I am surprised and proud that Germany was able to reunite after such a long and difficult journey.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

That's all it takes to be your favorite? Gifts and bribery? ...Noted.

What can I say, I'm a simple man.

No, you're a sellout.

Says the guy that gave his soul to a knockoff corn chip.

I-I have no further comments on this.

[ask-stan-and-ford]

Ford princess Dianna is dead

WHAT?! STANLEY HOW COULD YOU KEEP SOMETHING SO CRUCIAL FROM ME?!

WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TISSUES AND PINTS OF ICE CREAM WERE GONNA GO THROUGH NOW???