Robotnik: "What happened!?"
Snively: "Well, sir, our major SWATbot factory was attacked by some sort of weapon..."
Robotnik: "How did it get past our defenses!? Computer, open cameras from the SWATbot factory!"
[The computer shows the front door of the factory, and a blue streak speeds inside and 12 seconds pass before the streak leaves and explosions come from inside, cancelling the recording.]
Snively: "The only explanation I can think of, sir, is that it was some sort of self guiding laser. It went through every room of the factory and destroyed every SWATbot it could."
Robotnik: "Ah, ye of little imagination, you sniveling baffoon. This can only be the work of Sonic the Hedgehog!"
Snively: "Sir, you said that Sonic Joe was a normal soldier who got used for propaganda by the Mobian miliatry."
Robotnik: "If I told you everything, I would not be a good ruler! I know he was real!"
Snively: "Even still, sir, all records show Joe the Hedgehog was labeled KIA during the tail end of the war, survived by no parents, no siblings, and no spouse or children. And even then, sir, you still took care of all the hedgehogs you could find."
Robotnik: "I know he's returned, Snively: a spirit perhaps, time travel... maybe a clone?"
Snively: "I see sir... I'm going to get the robots started on the repairs."
[Snively leaves the view of the camera.]
Robotnik: "Watch your tone, you insolent brat! I tell you this, I'll get that hedgehog and hang his head on my wall!"
[Robotnik stares at the screen in silence before the feed cuts.]
