Guess I'll Just Die

Indie Kiran from FE: Heroes About | Rules

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@deckofmuses

               “ Guess I’ll just die. ”

So, maybe exploring the Askran portals without Alfonse or Sharena to accompany her was a bad idea. Maybe. It wasn’t like the summoner was truly that important, aside from being the key to additional help through the heroes her gun popped out.

Nah, they’d be fine without the lump of a tactician to slow them down. Maybe Anna would be put in charge of that nonsense—the usual merchant girl was a commander now, after all.

Maybe one of the monsters roaming around this place would just eat her. That’d be a way to go.

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laslow felt sort of pretty, floating into this new world from a strange light behind him. he was sure his hair fluttered just the way he liked it, making him look pretty dashing to any ladies- if there were ladies to impress, anyway. he blinked slowly, letting his eyes adjust a bit, before being roughly pulled into a hug by a cloaked stranger, who immediately had the nerve to point out his..

nevermind that. part of him wanted to pout and whine, but to get such positive attention so quickly didn’t feel like something he’d like to waste.. 

❣-                             “ it’s quite alright, beautiful- your lovely face calmed any annoyance i had. ”

She instantly regretted letting the dark mage go—he’d been warm and soft, and easy enough to relax into. Hell, Laslow didn’t even seem to mind that a complete stranger had pulled him in for a hug! It would’ve kept Kiran from spewing the usual stupid nonsense, too.

If nothing else, he brushed the words off, and even called the summoner beautiful. Something in the brunette fluttered—it was funny, she’d always thought his flirtations would be annoying based on how everyone reacted in supports, but..

               “ ..D’you really think I’m pretty? ”

Probably not. He flirted with every girl he met in game. This was dumb! Kiran was being absolutely the stupidest, and it wasn’t like she even had a crush on Laslow! He fit best with cute boys like Odin or Keaton.

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lovingly leaves a severed arm at her feet :)

               “ Is that a.. ”

Eyes stared down at the severed hunk of flesh, before quickly jolting back up, just to look back down again due to a sick, twisted sense of curiosity. She even knelt down beside it, prodding at it with a finger. It certainly wasn’t bleeding profusely, like the teen expected it to.

              “ You, uh.. god, Henry, you really shouldn’t have. How can I ever repay you for this.. kind and thoughtful gift? ”

There’s nearly no emotion behind her voice, though; the summoner was too shocked to truly register what she was saying.

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               “ I know choosing Princess Hinoka for the gauntlet was a mistake but my love for her blinded me. ”

She’s debating on hoarding all her battleflags out of spite, actually, and dumping them on whoever faces Camilla in the final round. It’s not even that she hates the wyvern rider—Kiran’s just mad as hell over how badly her favorite Fates princess is doing.

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@wildcardkinshi

               “ Listen I.. I would love to deploy you, but I’m sort of.. trying this new thing? Where I make the slightest form of attempt at tactics? And they’ve got three archers on the field, according to the scouts. You’re, like, def the best guy we’ve got, but I’d like your pretty bird friend to survive the day. ”

Could fancy magic guns resurrect mounts? She wasn’t sure, and it didn’t seem like the best idea to find out the hard way.

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tfw you’re surrounded by cute girls that could break you in half at all hours

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“You really just want to watch? Me, I prefer jumping into the fray.” Nothing like a bloodbath to get the day started, as the saying goes. “You should try it sometime! I bet that weird weapon of yours could turn those Emblian soldiers into piles of dust!”

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               “ Jump.. in? Oh, no, no, I—! ”

Man, though, wouldn’t it be so cool if she could fight alongside those she summoned? In her Fire Emblem games, the avatar always joined in the fray, and could at least wield a sword.

She was just a scrawny dweeb.

              “ I’d just get in the way; all this crappy gun’s good for is, like, summoning and rezz’ing y’all. ”

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❝ I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you. ❞

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

               “ Are you making fun of me, or like.. nah? Because that.. actually sounds like an awful decision on your part. ”

Maybe he’d try courting Al, though. This could end up giving Kiran far more power than she deserved.

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❝ I am slow to anger, but I toe the line. ❞

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

               “ Slow to anger, huh? Here’s an itemized list of three weeks worth of your bitching. ”

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❝ They will tear each other into pieces, gods, this’ll be fun! ❞

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

               “ If only we had popcorn. ”

Prince Alfonse would kill her for not giving half a fuck, but c’mon—she could just revive everyone after.

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❝ ‘Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation. ❞

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

               “ But the maid dresses.. they call for me. ”

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❝ I traveled the wide, wide world (multiverse) and came back to this. ❞

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

               “ If I say that I love and adore you, will I be in less trouble? ”

All the orbs were gone, but she kept getting multiple versions of Henry.. They sure were fun to hang out with, though. Of course, it definitely wasn’t doing the kingdom any good.

              “ I just wanted Selena to come home. ”

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❝ We shouldn’t settle for less. ❞

“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

               “ While I totally agree with you, neither of us are exactly brilliant tacticians, my dude. At this rate, I’d settle for the enemy leaving us alone out of pity. ”

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“Hamilton” sentence meme (part 2)

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part 1 can be found  here.

“ WHAT COMES NEXT? ”

❝ Insane! ❞

❝ I’m so blue… ❞

❝ You were mine to subdue! ❞

❝ I’ve got a small query for you – ❞

❝ What comes next? ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to lead? ❞

❝ Awesome, wow! ❞

❝ Do you have a clue what happens now? ❞

❝ It’s much harder when it’s all your call! ❞

❝ Don’t come crawling back to me. ❞

❝ You’re on your own… ❞

“ WHAT’D I MISS? ”

❝ You ready for more yet? ❞

❝ The sun comes up, and the world still spins. ❞

❝ Now the work at home begins… ❞

❝ So, what’d I miss? ❞

❝ I wanna give you a kiss! ❞

❝ I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies… ❞

❝ I guess I basically missed the late ‘80s. ❞

❝ I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this. ❞

❝ Can you get us out of the mess we’re in? ❞

❝ Where have you been? ❞

❝ Headfirst, into the abyss! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #1 ”

❝ We shouldn’t settle for less. ❞

❝ Don’t act surprised. ❞

❝ Welcome to the present. ❞

❝ Would you like to join us? ❞

❝ How do you not get it? ❞

❝ Yeah, keep ranting! ❞

❝ You think I’m frightened of you, man? ❞

❝ You’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine! ❞

❝ Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in! ❞

❝ Hey! Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits! ❞

❝ Such a blunder… sometimes it makes me wonder, why I even bring the thunder. ❞

❝ You wanna pull yourself together? ❞

“ THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS ”

❝ And all he had to do was die… ❞

❝ I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you. ❞

❝ Hate the sin, love the sinner. ❞

❝ Decisions are happening over dinner. ❞

❝ And here’s the pièce de résistance! ❞

❝ No one else was in the room where it happened. ❞

❝ No one really knows how the game is played. ❞

❝ We just assume that it happened. ❞

❝ I know you hate him, but let’s hear what he has to say. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home? ❞

❝ In God we trust. ❞

❝ You got more than you gave. ❞

❝ I wanted what I got. ❞

❝ You don’t get a win unless you play in the game. ❞

❝ You get nothing if you wait for it. ❞

❝ We dream in the dark, for the most part. ❞

“ SCHUYLER DEFEATED ”

❝ Sometimes that’s how it goes. ❞

❝ No one knows who you are or what you do. ❞

❝ They don’t like you! ❞

❝ You’ll always be adored by the things you create. ❞

❝ People think you’re crooked. ❞

❝ I’ve always considered you a friend. ❞

❝ I swear, your pride will be the death of us all. Beware, it goes before the fall! ❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #2 ”

❝ The only person you have to convince is me. ❞

❝ Now is the time to stand! ❞

❝ Hey, and if you don’t know… now you know. ❞

❝ You must be out of your goddamn mind! ❞

❝ Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead! ❞

❝ Do we not fight for freedom? ❞

❝ Frankly, it’s a little disquieting. ❞

❝ You would let your ideals blind you to reality? ❞

❝ Have you an ounce of regret? ❞

❝ Where do we draw the line? ❞

❝ So quick-witted. ❞

❝ Daddy’s calling. ❞

“ I KNOW HIM ”

❝ I’m perplexed. ❞

❝ I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do. ❞

❝ That can’t be! ❞

❝ That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive! ❞

❝ They all look small. ❞

❝ Watch them run. ❞

❝ They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ, this’ll be fun! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

“ BURN ”

❝ I saved every letter you wrote me. ❞

❝ I knew you were mine. ❞

❝ I thought you were mine… ❞

❝ Be careful with that one, love – he will do what it takes to survive. ❞

❝ You and your words flooded my senses. ❞

❝ When you were mine, the world seemed to burn. ❞

❝ You have ruined our lives. ❞

❝ I’m erasing myself from the narrative. ❞

❝ You have torn it all apart. ❞

❝ The world has no right to my heart. ❞

❝ I’m burning the memories. ❞

❝ I hope that you burn. ❞

“ WE KNOW ”

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Is that what you have? Are you done? ❞

❝ ‘Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation. ❞

❝ I can almost see the headline, your career is done! ❞

❝ I hope you saved some money. ❞

❝ Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw? ❞

❝ Is that a yes? ❞

❝ Whaaaat? ❞

❝ Yes, I have reasons for shame. ❞

❝ Rumors only grow. And we both know what we know. ❞

“ YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT ”

❝ I am slow to anger, but I toe the line. ❞

❝ Now you call me ‘amoral’? ❞

❝ If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place. ❞

❝ I have the honor to be your obedient servant. ❞

❝ I am not the reason no one trusts you. ❞

❝ No one knows what you believe. ❞

❝ Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements. ❞

❝ Sweet Jesus. ❞

❝ Hey, I have not been shy! ❞

❝ Prepare to bleed, good man! ❞

❝ You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do. ❞

❝ I can’t apologize because it’s true. ❞

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               “ Who is this.. sassy lost child? ”

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               “ If you hate it here so much, then kindly get out, Leo. ”

All he’d done since arriving was whine about being summoned and the revival process. It was starting to grate on her last nerve, and honestly who had the energy to deal with so much negativity?

At least she’d get feathers out of it. Henry liked it when she gave him those.

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@pinkclumsymaid

               “ You, uh.. I heard.. you wanted an Askr outfit. If, if I could make one to your liking, maybe.. you’d let me lend one of the maid outfits? ”

God, the maid was so much prettier in reality than she’d ever expected. How could Kiran resist trying to indulge the woman in whatever she so desired? It would get her the maid’s measurements, too.. and then the loser cosplayer could make her even cuter outfits!