I'M A DOCTOR DAMMIT

Try not to get yourself killed while I'm gone ((crack blog for McCoy. None of the gifs or pictures are mine unless otherwise said.)) ((semi-hiatus due to the dark, soul eating pit that is commonly know as school))

[asksassybones]

I'm asking about the tribbles

now you’re not

[asksassybones]

Merry Christmas! XD And have an awesome New Year! XD

Christmas bah humbug 

and its not like this year is going to be any different than last year 

[asksassybones]

Trick or treat!

You do realize its January right? 

I mean, not like I would give you candy anyways because do you know what that stuff will do to your teeth, not to mention the amount of sugar in it. 

[asksassybones]

heeeeyyy

soooo guess who’s not dead?

Yeah, me. Who missed me?

[absolute silence]

yeah yeah whatever  So school hasn't killed me yet just most all of it. Every last second of my free time

sorry? I missed you guys. 

BUT

I'm going to try to be on a bit more after midterms (end of January) wooo so I guess this is more of a preview?? can i call it that? am i cool enough? probably not

anyways

you guys do realize that to be an ask blog you have to actually...ask...me....questions.....right? 

xxx mun

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Senior ship’s surgeon since ‘66  Multitalented, knows all the tricks  Been almost everywhere in the galaxy  Traveled time and changed history  Has a running feud with a green-blooded man  Takes every opportunity to argue if he can  He’s one of a kind, says what’s on his mind  You might think he’s complaining when you here him saying  He’s a doctor - not an escalator  He’s a doctor - not a bricklayer  He’s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor  And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy  He’s a doctor - not an engineer  He’s a doctor - and not a magician  He’s a doctor - not a psychiatrist  And you know that I’m talking about Dr McCoy  Doesn’t like transporters at all  Prefers a shuttle if possible  Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia  Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna  Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor  Managed to escape with a fellow officer  Doesn’t make house calls, had a katra in his head  Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead  He’s a doctor - not an escalator  He’s a doctor - not a bricklayer  He’s a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor  And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy  He’s a doctor - not an engineer  He’s a doctor - and not a magician  He’s a doctor - not a psychiatrist  And you know that I’m talking about Dr McCoy 

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how dar u jim i thot u ded

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bonus:

[we-are-chemically-romantic-deac]

it’s fucking yiffs

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Reblog if your crew members are adorable fucks.

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SEND ME URLS AND I'LL DO FUCK MARRY HUG

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I

[fromdusks]

so they cast this guy

as prince charming.

[kniftig]

Sturr Trughk

[brokethespacebar]

WHY DID I DO THIS

[percychekov-deactivated20180908]

Trek AU: Swimming Anime

body study that got a little out of control

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#SPOCK’S LITTLE SWIM CAP   #SCOTTY’S BATHING SUIT   #and the coloring is beautiful   #and i love that the boys are showing more skin than the women   #and the women are DEMANDING shirtlessness   #ugh mccoy come on you know you are a hottie with a body   #and you NEVER burn you just get a gorgeous tan   #that kirk quietly hates you for while he drools  (tags via spikeface)

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HAHA WHERE DID THEY EVEN COME FROM?!

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#bones and spock both have alarms in their heads that go off when jim does a thing #BEEP BEEP WARNING JIM IS DOING A THING HE MUST BE STOPPED