THE SOREN OF SASSY VARIETY

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"When peace had settled on the land, Soren packed lightly and set off with the only person he had ever trusted."

YEAH IT WAS MYSELF ALL ALONG WHO THE HECK DID U THINK IT WAS

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(I'M SORRY)

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unless you’re not into that sort of thing

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that one

that one's my favorite

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commander never lets me have the top bunk >:/

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all i am permitted to tell u is that sass and possession are a powerful combination

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sorry for my absence i was on a 2 year trip 2 ur mom how may i service u

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HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE A CALLOUS DOUCHEBAG

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IF YOU HAD TO HANG AROUND THESE FUCKS ALL DAY YOU WOULDN'T EXACTLY BE JUMPING FOR JOY EITHER

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The answer is no

unless you count that little mist brat

stupid bitch cries if you look at her funny

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or are you just going to stand there and watch me bore myself to death

because if that was your intent

you are succeeding