The end is built into the beginning

The law has little to say on things left undone

[praguegirl]

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

[mlarayoukai-archive]

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

[bob-belcher]

[tylerposey]

JENSEN ACKLES — via Instagram (23/06/2022)

[lengthofropes]

a Man “every single thing you say is SO gross” of his Era

[shock]

[freakphone]

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

[moleshow]

look in the mirror and they can start today

[freakphone]

[tealesbian]

[dinuguan]

[techyvegan]

not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet

[oldboxofbarbsstuff]

Me playing Pokemon 10 years ago:

Oh man if only pokemon was real I WOULD BE THE VERY BEST my fucking overlevelled team of 6 dragons eats these pussy-ass NPC youngsters for breakfast, I would be a fucking GODDESS among men, I would tame the fiercest legendaries of every region and scale the ranks of every league and maybe one day when I’m older even settle down somewhere and open my own gym-

Me playing pokemon now:

Dude how amazing would it be to just. .. own a tiny house somewhere near the Kalos flower fields. Have my Poliwrath help me water my crops. I wish I could wake up and comb my alolan Dugtrio’s mane before I start the day…. My Sunfloras may not be that great in battle but look how happy they are, greeting the first morning light…!

Hey is that a young trainer coming this way? His team looks tired, I bet one of my freshly-baked Tropius banana pies could heal ‘em right up… he’ll probably need this TM more than I do, too…

[siderealsandman]

you either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the NPC

[beetlebongos]

breakfast

[elliexer-moved]

lunch

[fever-dream-deactivated20180711]

dinner

[nathankujo-deactivated20220101]

dessert

[back-that-sass-up]

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

[layabout-city]

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

[eughg-deactivated20190425]

i completely understand

[sweetest-honeybee]

I completely understand this

[taco-bellamy]

I think I just experienced asmr from looking at these

[bunnychoo]

i fucking used to chew those colorful clear shits

[inconsistent-doodles-deactivate]

I just got extreme flashbacks from looking at this

[lilmissmutant]

Woah hey look its elementary school

[ariminiria]

GEN ZILLENIALS

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[nerdjpg]

Kirby is in tumblr jail for not wearing any clothes

[nerdjpg]

WHAT

[poupon]

truth coming out of her well to shame mankind (tumblr safe version)

[maswartz]

The worst part is, we all KNOW the porn bots will remain untouched

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

i’ve been on this site for 7 years i know damn well it’s not gonna get deleted. i’m not even a little nervous. not even god could kill this site

[pinetrest]

banning porn could

[catboybruno-moved-deactivated20]

you’re legit right and i think maybe i actually did curse tumblr to die by making this post

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me: