Ask the Garbage Truck Couple

Cioccolata (34) and Secco (29) here to answer all your questions! Main blog: chisecco

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So, Secco. Tell us about yourself!

SECCO: H-How much do you want to know?

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gives secco a sugar cube

SECCO:

[ID: A very sped-up gif of two ducks eating peas rather frenetically.]

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what color is secco's hair?

SECCO: Uh... It's light blonde but, uh, I like to dye it sometimes.

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How much for you to do gender reassignment surgery and would you do it for less without anesthetic

CIOCCOLATA: If you let me record the entire thing then I'll do it for free. However the thought of performing a full operation without anaesthesia... Interesting. Very interesting indeed!

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secco how do you feel about the fact that i carry your photo in my wallet and also the wallet have your face on it (and your ASS) ehehe

SECCO: Uh... I dunno what to think. I-I mean, it's cool that you're, like, a big fan of me, but... It kind of comes across as weird? But you do you I guess.

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SECCO YOURE SO CUTEE AND HANDSOME :3 (I'm single btw) and cioccolata is alright ig... so the question is about this whole sugar thing. uh, Do you just like sweets or is there SOMETHING in this sugarcubes? ...LSD maybe (idk cause you look like you're on something. YOURE CRAZY CRAZYYY)

SECCO: Eh? It's j-just sugar, you weirdo.

CIOCCOLATA: Also, what do you mean I'm just "alright"?

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ciooo!!! would you date a cool ass punk boy when you were a teen?!!

CIOCCOLATA: Well, let's say that I went through... Quite a rebellious phase during my youth, so, yes, why not?

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favorite foods and drinks

CIOCCOLATA: I enjoy a good cup of Chardonnay every once in a while. We have a collection of expensive French wines in our kitchen.

CIOCCOLATA: As for food, I like pâte and expensive meat cuts.

SECCO: I think... I think you all should already b-be aware of what I like.

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SECCO I BROUGHT SOMETHINHG I PROMISE ITS NOT A BOMB IT COOKIES :D

SECCO: W-Well, you better n-not be kidding about that...

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would you like some acid (as in the drug)

CIOCCOLATA: That's for babies. A truly strong man goes to the club late at night and takes whatever he can get his hands on.

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Cioccolata, can you give me a lobotomy

CIOCCOLATA: I mean, I can, but they're not free... It's not something I usually do. I can mess with your guts for free, though.

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does Cioccolata dye his hair or is it like naturally greeen??

CIOCCOLATA: Why, it's natural! It's looked like this for as long as I can remember.

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Secco what's your favorite food?

SECCO: Sugar cubes... And also, um, sweet snacks!

CIOCCOLATA: (He has a very bad diet, I'm afraid.)

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can i have an organ please please please please please

CIOCCOLATA: ...Sigh. You can have this wrinkly small kidney. *He chucks the kidney at you.*

CIOCCOLATA: But next time, make sure to ask more politely.

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Cioccolata, what makeup products do you use? Any recommendations?

CIOCCOLATA: I almost exclusively use vegan makeup products from the local cosmetics store, though some of the facial creams and lipstick bars I purchase can go for very high prices.

SECCO: (Whispering) You don't want to see him without makeup... He looks like a whole different guy.

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COVID ahh hair

CIOCCOLATA: I actually styled it after mushrooms, so you’re wrong. But, it is true that my hair does somewhat resemble what a common coronavirus looks like.

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I thought you guys are married

SECCO: Uh, wh-why would we be married? What a stupid question... Right, Cioccolata?

CIOCCOLATA: (Heard the word "married" and started covering his face, embarrassed) True...