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Are you excited about saturday? Are you going to give Altaïr a birthdaypresent? If Yes, which? ^_^

What, Saturday? You mean Altair's birthday? I suppose, it's one of the only times that he comes over and we actually have a nice time. . .

Oh, who am I kidding? I'm throwing that bitch into the nearest body of water once I get out of here.

HOPE YOU HAVE ENOUGH ARROGANCE TO HELP YOU FLOAT!

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YOU FORGOT ALTAIRS BIRTHDAY !!! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF >:(

Happy 849th Birthday, you stupid ol' fart-Novice.

LET'S HAVE A CELEBRATORY BIRTHDAY SWIM, SHALL WE?

[brotherhoot]

Stumpyflake 

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HELLO STUMPY, I’M YOUR SECRET SANTA!

You didn’t provide any prompts or a wishlist, so I made you a card and stumpyflakes! Or maybe you posted a prompt list and I didn’t see it? If so, let me know and I can draw something for you. ((and now you know who the caroling anon is. I’m sorry for exploding your askbox.))

Artistcreed Secret Santa 2013

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I AM DYING. THESE ARE BEAUTIFUL AAAAAH! Yes, sorry! I forgot to put a prompt up from being so busy. Ah, I love these - they're amazing. Thank you so much and Happy Holidays/Merry Christmas! <3

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There are like 50+ asks with just song lyrics in my inbox from anons. WHO IS THE CAROLING ANON THAT EXPLODED MY ASKBOX?

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Stumpy Got Accepted To Veterinary School!

[ So I have until May to make all my little Novices happy <3 ]

[ I'll try to have some asks drawn this weekend! <3 ]

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Assassin’s Creed Audio meme 

1. What is your ASSASSIN name and your tumblr?

2. Whose Brotherhood are you under, Altair or Ezio? 

3. What do you like to kill templars with? 

4. What’s your OTP? 

5. What’s the most ridiculous thing you like to do in game? 

6. Say “NOVICE!” 

7. Say “Altair, it seems my students do not fully understand what it is to wield a blade.” 

8. Say “Wait, I don’t get it.” 

9. Say “How Exciting!” 

10. Say “Requiescat in Pace” 

11. Say your favorite line from a Literal Trailer.

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[ I should probably go see a doctor. This series is killing me. ]

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I heard Leonardo da Vinci has a Flying Machine, and a silver Lexus.

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ASK BOX | OPEN!

Hello, everyone! It's your least-favorite blogger in the world, Stumpy! I just wanted to say that, while I know I seem like a broken record, I plan on returning soon. I finally finished all of my applications TODAY and I had an interview for a veterinary school last week: I should be hearing soon. But there's a 99.9% chance that I'll be going to this school in May 2014 - in the Caribbean! Fancy that, a veterinary school in the Caribbean. I'LL BE PARTYING IT UP WITH CAPTAIN KENWAY! But in order to bring my muse back, I'm going to be emptying the ask box. There are over 50+ in there I never answered and instead of sitting there and pondering, I'm going to delete everything there and ask for new ones! Go ahead, make my day.

Stay Stumpy, everyone. I really do love all of you that stuck with me through this . . . holy shit . . . 7 month hiatus! You're all incredible! And to the 500+ who left me, this Dai still has a sword. I'm coming for 'ya.

Stay Stumpy! <3

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Hey? Wassa'Matta you, Malik?

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Scumbag Stumpy

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Water-you getting at?

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AskStumpy Button Bundle Will Open In June 2013

So, not that the selling of buttons will make a dent, but, now that I'm a college graduate, I have close to $15,000 in loans I have to pay off. I'm working two full-time jobs and I'm hoping to get some money at least under my belt, to save up for future endeavors (like a house, or personal vacation, or buying a boyfriend).

The last set had buttons going for $2 a piece, and unfortunately, due to shipping costs, I lost money in the process. I will probably get some upset costumers once I state that buttons will probably be going up a dollar in price a piece ($3). Those who have received buttons, are you satisfied with the quality? I work really hard on these puppies and even if there is a slight mistake, I re-make them for you.

The Altair button will most likely not go on sale, it's stupid. I'll probably re-design another one. But Connor, Ezio, and Desmond's designs are their final ones.

See you in in Mid-June (I get back from vacation June 10th) when AskStumpy cleans away the cobwebs and starts being responsible for once. Toodle-pip!

(There, I put up a picture of me with a button attached to my bosom. Now you can see just how big they are!)

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Well, I'm finally a college graduate! I graduated with a 3.8 in pre-veterinary Small Animal Science, Magna Cum Laude. I'm going on a graduation vacation and will be back June 11th. I'll be sure mid-June to start up Ask-Stumpy again! I've lost over 30 followers! I'm so sorry guys, haha. I know I keep posting things about my absence but I don't have time to sit and draw, I just want to let you guys know as to why I'm gone. I love all of you and I can't wait to start this blog up again! Stay Stumpy!

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I don't know if I posted this or not, I have the worst memory when it comes to these things. Here is a segment of the Katsucon 2013 1-2-3 Assassin's Creed Panel if anyone is interested! Ezio is AskSibrand and I am Malik. Enjoy! You can tell I'm procrastinating for my finals, can't you?

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( Almost a graduate! Starting to pack up everything, but first I’m starting with all my AC figurines! It’s a pain putting them back in their boxes! )