Ask Spak

- AND NIP! WE DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING! 

[asktallestspak]

wait so. if you’re the new tallest. then what planets will be invaded?

WELL. HAHA. THE FUNNY THING IS THAT I HAVENT DECIDED YET!!! ALL THE TALLERS KEEP SUGGESTING PLANETS, BUT WHAT IF I DON’T WANT TO? I DON’T WANT TO MAKE THEM MAD, BUT.. IF I’M THE TALLEST, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO WHAT I WANT.

[asktallestspak]

nip, does being a table headed service drone do permanent damage?

oh, of course it does!! having a metal table strapped to your head all the time has to do something, yknow!! i think i broke my spine hauling around the other tallest’s stuff before! IT WASN’T FUN. it still hurts sometimes! and my antennae are a bit messed up from it too! but others have it worse off than me! imagine having your skull slowly crushed!!!! wanna try it out?

[asktallestspak]

so you're new at being The Tallest, what's that like? what kind of duties do you have, Soak?

GOOD QUESTION, I THINK! UHM- WELL, I DON’T PERSONALLY DO A WHOLE LOT, I KINDA SPEND ALL MY TIME TELLING OTHER PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! WHICH KINDA SUCKS IN THE FIRST PLACE, UH, BUT EVERYONE KINDA HATES ME? I DON’T GET WHY, I’M NICE TO EVERYONE, EVEN THE SHORT ONES.. ANYWAY, I DO OTHER STUFF LIKE CHOOSING WHAT PLANETS TO INVADE AND WHO TO SEND THERE, I GUESS.

[asktallestspak]

- HEY, UH, I’M SPAK. I GUESS YOU COULD CALL ME THE NEW TALLEST AROUND HERE? OH, capslock was on. anD- YES, YES sTOP TRYING TO TAKE THE KEYBOARD FROM ME-  THIS IS NIP! THEY ARE MY D- UH, USED TO BE MY TABLE-HEADED SERVICE DRONE! SEND US STUFF, BEING A TALLEST KINDA SUCKS!