Bioterrorisim Security Assesment Alliance

Listen Carlos said that we needed a better PR image and Rebecca suggested Tumblr. People apparently like ask blogs so??? - Jill WE STILL NEED A BANNER (From Parker) (All art is done by @FandomLoreBlog)

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Ask Box Is Open!

Sooo, Chris here. Apparently we needed a better PR image, according to Rebecca, so Jill’s been helping me out with setting this thing up. We’ve also got Carlos here, plus Sheva and Parker. I could probably contact Leon and see how the DSO is doing? Same goes for Barry and… maybe on TerraSave. I dunno about anyone else, though.

So… yeah. Ask away.

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So Who’s Posting?

Everyone has access to the account, so each of us finally agreed on colors to use when making text posts. Questions with text won’t be colored as the person asked will respond with a small blurb unless stated otherwise. Check the BSAA staff currently accepting asks bellow:

Who Can I Ask Questions To?

Jill Valentine

Carlos Olivera

Parker Luciani

Sheva Alomar

Rebecca Chambers

Chris Redfield

Jake Muller

+ Possibly Others Outside Of The BSAA (If we can contact them!)

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What are everyone’s opinions on the Weskers?

Needless to say, the consensus is… yeah. We’re just glad more people weren’t hurt when trying to stop him. As for his sister, Claire had most of the details on that, and she’s… y’know.

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i saw jake ask for booze…….. i’m here to give

🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃

HELL YEAH! Magic anons ftw!

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You know something is up when everyone at the BSAA gets a wave of “it’s been too quiet recently”.

Something’s up.

Something bad.

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hi, am i allowed to give Jill a bear hug? she deserves the biggest warmest hugs ever 🥹

Parker here- Jill was excited to hug to the fans. It’s why she’s (shockingly) our mediation to PR. She’s a people person! And yes, she deserves all the hugs, considering everything.

Also- our photographer (their username FandomLoreBlog) let me know that is can be used as a base, so you guys can draw yourselves over it and put you as being hugged!

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JILL HERE WITH NEWS FINALLY-! Basically everyone (minus Carlos) has gotten over their illness, no thanks to Jake, so we should be able to start answering asks again in the next week or so!

We’ve got a lot of stuff we’ve been having to plan- the new BSAA Cadet Graduation, Summer Charity Events, and Becca has been toying with the idea of creating official merch for us to sell here! Sorry again for going AWOL on y’all! Hope you guys all have an amazing rest of your day!

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Rebecca here with an unfortunate update! It appears that with Jake’s return to the BSAA he brought a case of strep throat and sinus infections 😅. Basically everyone’s been down sick, including our artist, Max, so unfortunately the asks are going to be put on hold until we’re all better! Sorry everyone, and hope you guys have a healthy day!

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Hiiii its the magic anon (believe it or not the same anon that asked Parker about explaining the internet to his coworkers), I have a follow-up :3

Do your fellow BSAA members and friends ever use internet slang incorrectly in public?

Yes, the last one technically isn’t “internet slang” for “the modern youth”… I think. But still. Chris nearly fired Sheva for this stunt, especially when people actually showed up to the burger day in BDSM gear. Needless to say, me and most of the other desk jockeys plan community days now.

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To the BSAA, what are your sexualities ? I would love to know !

Carlos here with the text thing! Yes, I’m reusing this thing, probably gonna do it when we’re either lazy or busy for simple group asks, but yeah!

Our first double question, actually, got a reask of this a few days ago! Maybe I’ll see if I can scrounge up some of our behind the scenes staff if they wanna hop in (Like Quinn the Intern! 😄)

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Jake here with an update on the whole trashcan fire:

Long story short- Basically the hag is gonna kick his ass, Sheva and Parker are dealing with the legalities, and Rebecca is trying to find him a therapist. Honestly I should’ve stayed in Penamstan longer if I knew this ironic dumpster fire was waiting. I need to see Andrés about if there’s any available covert ops…

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This is a question for everyone and kinda personal but, what happened between Chris and Claire Redfield? What caused them to drift apart???

WHY THE FUCK DID CHRIS LIGHT HIS PHONE ON FIRE WHAT CLUSTERFUCK HAVE I WALKED IN ON

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i can i work for the BSAA even tho im a lowkey stupid teenaager 🙏🙏 I PROMISE I CAN BE TRUSTED W GUNS

Parker says he can make an information post about the BSAA structure if anyone wants it, he says just to drop an ask and he’ll make a text response or something. Still, appreciate the enthusiasm! Hope you enjoy whatever branch you decide to join!

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LOOK AT HIMMMM

BASK IN THE GLORY OF BABY WESKER

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How do you feel about... Wesker. Or hell, about his son? Did you know he has a kid?

Well I’m off to go get questioned by 7 airport guards about the legality of my name and if I am a wanted criminal or something (spoilers: I FUCKING AM, THANKS CHRIS)

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So… Where have we been for the last 3 days???

So its both Rebecca and Parker here! He’s gonna do his own text thing below- Chris kinda locked us out of the account? Plus, almost everyone else is on missions and ops… I swear we’re not ignoring you guys! We love the amount of support we’ve gotten over such a short time! But yeah, noted for future us- Don’t let a sleep deprived Chris onto Tumblr without Parker supervision…

With “Doctor High Hopes” now done with the pleasantries, we are gonna end up scaling back on answering asks (mostly due to how busy everyone’s been), so don’t freak out if no one answers an ask for a day or two. If we can’t keep getting the main gang together for bigger asks (Jake is AWOL being a merc, Chris runs the joint, etc.) we’re gonna see if we can get others in the BSAA, such as our interns, along with possibly the DSO and TerraSave (if we ever find Claire’s new number…). That way people can still ask questions without waiting for Jill to get back from Miami or something. That doesn’t mean stop asking! Hell, ask more. It’ll get our asses in gear to sit down and actually answer. Reblog or ask or whatever! Any support helps!

Hope you guys have an amazing day, and thanks again for all the love!

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What are everyone’s thoughts re: Jessica and her betrayal?

From what I’ve seen, it was Raymond’s betrayal that hurt Parker more. I never really met either of them, but Parker took all of it the worst. A part of him still isn’t over it all.

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Hi can I just………… *Gives everyone a sweet treat*

Also I hope Carlos hasn’t trained Rosemary to shoot anyone with NERF guns when they midly annoy him

Parker here, thanks for the sweets, magic anon! But as for the question of Carlos now having Rosemary as a living weapon- yes. He had her shoot me in the ass the other day because I took the last Dr. Pepper can from the mini fridge. To which, it is MY supply he has been raiding, so I get first dibs on MY soda, OLIVERA.

Again ty for the magic anon sweets. I’ve been up to my ears in dealing with both mission prep and trying to get everyone together to answer the backlog of asks (Chris has all of us working OT 😭).