Ask The Cenobites

Go on. Ask them, you kinky freak.

[askthecenobites]

Erm, so, this is the ask the cenobites blog, where you can ask these silly extradimentional beings stupid questions. Enjoy, and try to keep your soul in one piece.

[askthecenobites]

Sadism or masochism? If you could choose one thing, what would it be?

The Hell Priest thinks for a long moment before answering.

“Masochism, for we submit ourselves first and foremost to our lord Leviathan. The pleasure we take from the mortification of others’ flesh is only secondary.”

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I'm sorry if this is a strange question, but… I recently learned about the unusual preferences people have, and I wondered. What would happen if a person who was too perverted, even by the standards of the Labyrinth, opened the box? For example, someone who was sexually attracted even to Leviathan. Something like, "Yes, I definitely need to fuck this rhombus"?

The Priest shrugs. “If a human’s preferences are not to our personal tastes, we still find a way to torture them, regardless, or simply tear them apart at once.”

Chatterer clicks some snide remark about Leviathan being flattered, but Female kicks him in the shin for his blasphemous behaviour and he goes quiet.

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I imagine the four of you have been around for a long, long while now so have any of you ever been confused &/or interested in how much the world has changed over the years whenever someone new has opened the box? Or have none of you ever put much thought into it?

Also- has anyone ever opened the box in a public place or is that a really uncommon occurrence?

The Priest gazes at you serenely. “We do not interest ourselves in the goings on of humankind. But that thing you call ‘the internet’ has been most bothersome. Chatterer constantly watches unintelligent things on it and gets into arguments with petty mortals, no matter how much we attempt to limit his screen time…

As for your other enquiry, a man once opened the box in the middle of a prostate examination. Humans are most perplexing.”

[askthecenobites]

*To the Female Cenobite*

Ur my fav 🫵🏻

*She puts down the severed finger she was examining, and slowly lifts one of the serrated knives from around her waist instead*

Thank you, human…

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(Follow up from/for my last ask lol)

don’t need to ask/tell me twice, imma go open that damn box

*She hands you the box, her pale, leather clad hand freezing against your skin.*

We have such sights to show you!!!

[askthecenobites]

Just feel like letting pinhead and DT/Female Cenobite that I fine them oddly hot for some reason

*Female smiles stiffly, then beckons you with a leather clad finger.*

It pleases me to hear it. All you need to do is open the box for us to meet…

[askthecenobites]

Female Cenobite/Deepthroat could kill me and I’d thank her 🤤

*She begins sharpening her knives, the grating sound of metal on metal filling the room.*

It would be my pleasure. I’ll make you scream, but don’t worry, you’ll enjoy it…

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Chatterer, are you a child???!?

Do the others know?????

*Chatterer shrugs, and makes a weird clicking noise. He was about 16 when he got taken, but he’s all grown up now- he’s been a Cenobite for like 50 years. Nevertheless, hes still the baby of the group, and he is rather childlike in his demeanour.*

[jellymonstergrrrl]

Hellraiser (1987) dir. Clive Barker

[askthecenobites]

Is Butterball good at cuddling??? I feel like he would be since he’s chubby-

*Butterball makes a grunting noise and shrugs. After a moment, he motions for you to come along and give him a hug. He may or may not want to stab you.*

(Yes, he’s an amazing cuddle bug. But be careful of his stomach wound and the rather sharp tools on his belt)

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Are you guys in a poly relationship??

*The cenobites look at one another, then back at you. Female speaks, in her raspy monotone*

“In human terms, yes. We help one another explore sensation through the mortification and pleasure of our flesh.”

[askthecenobites]

People ask me something, im bored lmao

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What level of freaky do I have to be to be your friend? 😜

*The Hell Priest gives you a long, unblinking look. Nobody’s ever asked to be their friend before, they’re usually too busy screaming* you must have explored the furthest reaches of human experience, both in pleasure and in pain-

*Chatterer just starts talking over him, going on about how all you have do to be his friend is give him food and pretend you don’t see anything when he’s destroying furniture. Female elbows him to shut up*