Ask The Graveyard!

[calmingthoughtsinyourhead]

I’m just going to leave this here…

[peachymachi]

[fartpenis]

[starlightomatic]

im on mobile, can someone make one that adds “jews”

[sturstead]

Done

[lius-is-a-catboy-deactivated202]

Cowards won’t reblog this version.

[burgertv]

[tortoistor]

movie tropes that will never get old to me:

a thing happens + two people exchanging money in the back

fourth wall breaking

“give up all your weapons” and that one guy that spends the entire evening taking his weights worth out his pockets

*a terribly loud crash* meowing/ car sirens heard offscreen

alternatively: a terribly loud crash and one of the characters going “oops” in the most casual voice

“fuck you” “well if you insist”

[nerdgasrnz]

#alternatively alternatively: *terribly loud crash w/ sirens and cat screeching*#person: *off camera* ‘I’M OKAY’ (via @zenlida)

[count-di-luna]

character being all “you expect me to do X?” Gilligan Cut to character doing X

[susiephone]

the squad gets captured and interrogated separately, and they’re all telling equally terrible, completely contradictory lies

people completely missing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them

alternatively, people absolutely seeing the completely unsubtle, very visible dangerous thing in the room with them and just not giving a shit

bonus points if it’s a beleaguered minimum wage employee who just goes about their business like “yep same shit as always”

someone pretending they don’t know another character is eavesdropping, only to casually reveal at the end of the scene that they know (*leaving* “tell tom that he can come out now” *tom drops from the ceiling in spy gear, irritated*)

choosing to deal with the villain by just leaving them alone in a room with another character

the “hands go down” trope

example: “any questions?” *everyone’s hands go up* “…that AREN’T sarcastic?” *everyone’s hands go down*

[neonprotagonist]

how could all y'all forget “ACT NATURAL!”

[beradan]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

These are all great but let’s not forget two characters giving extremely biased flashbacks to the same event that each paint the other as an incompetent loon

[stunt-muppet]

i would like to respectfully add: scenes where a character walks into a room, sees something scary, and turns around and walks out with no reaction or change of expression

[roachpatrol]

a high-stakes zany action scene forced to come to a complete halt while some characters take a very, very long elevator ride

[gahdamnpunk]

OMFG

[gahdamnpunk]

[askthegraveyard]

welcome to the graveyard, feel free to ask any of the pokemon anything 

[askthegraveyard]

No I will not talk to you. 

Get that camera away from my face.

[askthegraveyard]

No I will not talk to you. 

Get that camera away from my face.

[askthegraveyard]

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[askthegraveyard]

hi my names felix! who are you? wanna play a game? tag you're it! :D *runs and hides

[askthegraveyard]

Who me? … oh…um…my name is Ollie…nice to meet you *hides*

[askthegraveyard]

Hi, I’m Alli, welcome to the graveyard! 

[askthegraveyard]

welcome to the graveyard, feel free to ask any of the pokemon anything 

[askthegraveyard]

Who me? ... oh...um...my name is Ollie...nice to meet you *hides*

[askthegraveyard]

Hi, I'm Alli, welcome to the graveyard! 

[askthegraveyard]

welcome to the graveyard, feel free to ask any of the pokemon anything