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Curious, a little pocket into the world I used to live...

Well, onto the "ask"; what is on the schedule this week? How is John? Rosie? Eurus, have you composed anything recently?

Hm, perhaps this should have been multiple asks ... Nevermind now, I've written it.

-nubs -sherlock

John: They've all gone insane. I thought the lockdown was bad.

Eurus: Is it insanity to protest against injustice?

Sherlock: I think he means when you pushed the policeman down the bridge.

Eurus: I didn't think he knew how to swim.

John: I'm all for condemning the government, but that could have killed him.

Sherlock: Oh keep up John, we were hoping it would.

#to answer your question #yes I have composed and Sherlock has fully grown into being the typical white man #Who is rosie?#eurus holmes #sherlock holmes #john watson #asktheholmes

Sherlock: The internet needs to know this

John: I mean this is private information and-

Eurus: John, I rarely agree with my brother but the internet indeed needs to know this.

Eurus and Sherlock (at the same time) : MYCROFT HAS A FRIEND!

#i am honestly shocked #he brought him over for christmas #john: guys i still do not think this is right #shut up john #asktheholmes #eurus holmes #mycroft #sherlock #the holmes siblings #holmes family

John: Merry Christmas

Sherlock: You're a day late

John: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Eurus: I don't even want to get into this.

#John's aggressive christmas cheering is far worse on this side of the screen #sherlock looks half dead #when thise two git together i was pitying John #Now i pity Sherlock #eurus holmes #sherlock #john watson #the holmes siblings #holmes family #asktheholmes

Sherlock: Not dead.

John: How original

#Sherlock Holmes #We're back #Yeah the COVID wasn't nice #ALL of us got it #Mycroft left for college #For real this time #He'll come back during Christmas not to worry #Eurus is... Eurus #And John is still here I suppose #holmes family

I won't be active all that much as I have covid. Please stay safe everyone. And wear masks everytime you leave the house, and please avoid crowded places. Sanitise and hydrate people.

-mod

Stay off my computer and microsoft word and get your ideas elsewhere. And NO, I WILL NOT DELETE IT.

Sherlock: Okay this is getting ridiculous.

Eurus: A coincidence?

Mycroft: Universe is rarely so lazy.

Sherlock: I could hack and find out?

Mycroft: Do it.

#akstheholmes #I thought he'd never say it #Haha #Oooh finally SOMETHING to elevate the boredom #Eurus #Sherlock #Mycroft

Mycroft: Sherlock, delete that!

Sherlock: No, it's funny.

Mycroft: Oh, haha. We all had a good laugh, now delete it!

Sherlock: Not like it matters, brother dear. They aren't asking you for secrets... yet.

#asktheholmes #sherlock #Mycroft #banter #Mycroft you can do it by yourself if you REALLY want it gone

Since I am the only one here I am not going to bother with stating names. (This is Eurus by the way, in case any of you missed.) The tradition is simple actually. The moment the clock hits twelve, we all gather round a circle, the lights are all kept off and we pass around a candle. (Mummy insists upon it) And tell each other all the secrets we had hiden from each other this year. Father says it's to ensure that we begin the new year with happy spirits and nothing burdening us and something else sentimental. Mummy says it's so she has the juiciest gossip before the year begins. Sherlock enjoys it, because despite how much he denies it he likes to have his assumptions of people be proven contradictory. It keeps things interesting. I enjoy it because it feels like a strange exorcism. And Mycroft... He hates it cause he has the most secrets to spare. Although this year Sherlock came up with quite a few. I think he almost beat Mycroft, in that regard.

#asktheholmes #eurus holmes #new year's traditions #Also Sherlock isn't allowed to touch gadgets for a while #He did hide all of them #I do mean ALL #I have never seen Father lose his temper like that #It was rather funny

All right now I just really, REALLY want to know what this new year tradition is...

Eurus: Oh actually it's-

Sherlock: NO

Mycroft: NO

Eurus: It's-

Sherlock: AND WE'RE DONE. BYE!

#Eurus swears she'll tell everyone on Tumblr when we are gone #Are we... agreeing on something?#Oh this is frightful #hiding the gadgets #asktheholmes #Mycroft Holmes #Sherlock Holmes #Eurus Holmes #Holmes Siblings #the holmes siblings

Hello! How did you guys spend your New Year's? (if you did)

Eurus: Of course we did. What sort of question is that?!

Sherlock: Mummy and Eurus have a... tradition.

Mycroft: It's only enjoyable to them. I assure you.

Eurus: Then why do you go along with it?

Sherlock: I suppose it's because he's scared of Mummy.

Mycroft: I remeber you wearing the jumper too.

Sherlock: Yes, well I didn't exactly say that I wasn't scared of her either.

#You do not wish to know what the tradition is #Yes it's rather.... Festive #Can you too pansies ever admit to enjoy anything withoit bringing your male ego in?#Hmmm... How about No?#Mycroft Holmes #Sherlock Holmes #Eurus Holmes #asktheholmes #asks

I have an ask for mycroft! Did you finally accept the invitation from lady smallwood?

Eurus: *chockes* What?!

Sherlock: *laughing* And you had the audacity to get on my back?

Mycroft: I am sorry but who are you speaking of?

Eurus: Oh this is gold.

Sherlock: Better, this is platinum.

#Mycroft is blushing #Could you two stop being immature #Isn't she the girl from one of his classes #do shut up the two of you #Ooooh #Someone's embarrassed #Eurus Holmes #Sherlock Holmes #asktheholmes #asks

Eurus: Well, that was painful to watch.

Mycroft: Indeed, I did not think that Sherlock could stoop further in his social skills.

Eurus: Mycroft.

Mycroft: Hmm, are you gonna tell me that was insensitive?

Eurus: Clearly, Sherlock isn't the only one with questionable social skills.

Mycroft: Oh please, despite his lack of social skills John Watson still seems oddly close. Don't you think?

Eurus: What are you trying to imply?

Mycroft: Sherlock might have a-

Sherlock: AAAAND WE'RE DONE FOR TODAY! BYE!

#Eurus Holmes #Mycroft Holmes #Asktheholmes #The Holmes siblings #Yeah I am hiding the gadgets again

Ooooh who's John?

Sherlock: He's my neighbour.

John(at the same time): I am his friend.

Sherlock: . . .

John: . . .

Sherlock: He's my friend.

John (again at the same time): I am his neighbour.

Sherlock: . . . Well

John: We know eachother.

Sherlock: Yes, um we know eachother.

#John Watson #Sherlock Holmes #Asktheholmes #The Holmes siblings #That was awkward

John: Umm.. Sherlock should we be doing this?

Sherlock: No. My siblings would not approve.

John: But you're going to do this anyway?

Sherlock: Hmm? Oh, yes.

#Can someone please convince sherlock not to go through with this #Oh umm how do these tags thing work?#NOT LIKE THAT JOHN #Honestly #John and Sherlock #Asktheholmes #But... There's oy one holmes?#It's a trademark john #Sherlock Holmes #John Watson #Sherlock Holmes and siblings #But- For the last time John it IS A TRADEMARK #Not SO loud we'll get caught #Oh live a little john

Mycroft: Sister dear, have you noticed our brother behaving strangely?

Eurus: Taking all the gadgets, (not for Tumblr mind) gazing dreamily into space at random intervals and hanging out far too much near Mummy's roses? Is it not obvious?

Mycroft: It need not be, you and Sherlock have the habit of boasting.

Eurus: Not this time around, I'm afraid. Not my secret to tell.

Mycroft: What's that supposed to mean?!

#Eurus Holmes #Mycroft Holmes #Sherlock Holmes #Holmes siblings #Ask the Holmes siblings #I have a strange intuition that my younger siblings might be plotting something

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Sherlock: It's Ace week!

Mycroft: That it is.

Eurus: It's Ace week!

Mycroft: I do hope there's cake.

Sherlock: You had cake yesterday!

Eurus: And the day before!

Mycroft: Yes, well... It's Ace week?

Sherlock: It's Ace week!

Mycroft: That it is.

Eurus: It's Ace week!

Mycroft: I do hope there's cake.

Sherlock: You had cake yesterday!

Eurus: And the day before!

Mycroft: Yes, well... It's Ace week?

#Maybe we should change our title of askthe holmes to askthe aces #In honour of this week?#What do you say?#Ace holmes #Ace Sherlock #Ace Eurus #Ace Mycroft #Sherlock Holmes #Eurus Holmes #Mycroft Holmes #The Holmes siblings #Ace awareness week #asexual #Ace holmes siblings

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