i need an adult and maybe some coffee

the world sure is very talented at ending every ten minutes you look away isnt it no wait thats just my desk never mind i should probably clean that sometime soon ((Independent Canon-based Alpha Dave Strider Askblog))

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((I MISSED IT))

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((Feel like your valentines needs some more Alpha Dave in it? Well, it just so happens I have your solution here!))

Other sets: [Cronus] [Blank Cards] [Dualscar]

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Pictures from my request stream all together! I had a lot of fun, thanks to all who joined me. Anyone who didn’t, I hope to maybe see you a next time!

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((Thanks to all who came and requested something! I had fun!))

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Let’s start off the new year with some otp yeee 

Eridave Januari day 1! Prompt was drinking

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((Happy new year from the Netherlands, guys! Let’s make it a fantastic one <3))

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let me tell you about homestuc

k

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((Thanks a lot all of you! I don't have terribly much time rn, so here have a speedpaint to celebrate your being here! <3

More from ~the Alpha Dave raises Spinneret AU: [x] [x] ))

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Epic Fistbunp

YES.

HELL YES.

HELL. FUCKING. YES.

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Animation based on this gif from The Reward.))

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((Yo guys go check out ask-bro, who now has his own blog instead of just a week on ask-the-prince-of-irony

Man how can the universe handle this degree of epic it cant))

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theyre kind of important to me so id appreciate it if you didnt drop them

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If you could say anything you want to say to Rose right now, what would you tell her?

anon i dont know why youd assume i couldnt just tell her whatever whenever anyways

the wonders of the digital age

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like ive seen the term mangrit used but hot damn i dont think ive ever seen this concrete an example and i can totally dig it

and really i dont know what elder god you made a deal with to get that suit of yours to do that but i gotta say youve got some serious stones running around in that getup though granted if i had gems like that id totally show off too

completely unrelated question but are the headpointers meant to look like schlongs or is that just one of those incidental happenings that get written off as charming personal deficiencies at large family gatherings nobody really wants to be at

|) = I must insist you accompany me for refreshments, and we will discuss this topic further at our leisure. = —>

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lets talk art bro

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|) = Unfortunately, there are very few individuals whom I have the pleasure of having audience with, who understand the comple% beauty of traditional Alternian artwork. I am most pleased to welcome you to my abode. I will have my custodian fetch tea if you like, you are free to inspect my collection at your contentment. = —>

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like ive seen the term mangrit used but hot damn i dont think ive ever seen this concrete an example and i can totally dig it

and really i dont know what elder god you made a deal with to get that suit of yours to do that but i gotta say youve got some serious stones running around in that getup though granted if i had gems like that id totally show off too

completely unrelated question but are the headpointers meant to look like schlongs or is that just one of those incidental happenings that get written off as charming personal deficiencies at large family gatherings nobody really wants to be at

|) = I must insist you accompany me for refreshments, and we will discuss this topic further at our leisure. = —>

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lets talk art bro

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all my life they told me if you ignore it it goes away

they lied

you know that ubiquitous they that everyone talks about but no one ever met whos had absolutely everything happen to them and somehow isnt bones and dust yet for the sake of metaphors to scare children all over the globe

complete fibbers we got a pinnochio sized case of morning wood for the nose right here

whatever anyways now that im here anyways with some free time on my hands i might as well amuse you fuckers for a bit i guess

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what

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obviously the only viable answer would be that the fuckers cant rap worth a damn man