head archivist

Jonanthan Sims ~ he/they ~ head archivist of the Magnus Institute, London ~ my assistants insisted upon my having a 'blog'

[askthejarchivist]

an ooc post? in this economy?? [intro post]

hi all!! it's been a bit :'))

decided to log back on though!! quick disclaimer - this is by no means whatsoever an rp blog. I'm just going to be shitposting as our belovedly bitchy archivist Jonathan Sims, and also answering any asks y'all send my way for him.

if you're going to engage - please don't try and involve me in rp. I tried it, it wasn't for me. also please remain polite and sfw, this is a wendy's lmfao.

with that!! hi everyone, it's good to be back, I'm ready to pull out my Jarchivist voice again <3

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I'm... going to have to make some coffee. tea isn't enough for me to deal with this bullshit again (sorry Martin, love)

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🐝

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Beholding.

(I’m so sorry)

no need to apologize. Tim has informed me this is what I could tag as "shitpost". this doesn't feel apt, as this post isn't shit. I wish this was what the Beholding looked like

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sorry for making your mood less good Brochacho. you're a weird man, but whatever rocks your socks I guess!

my socks are indeed rocked. thank you for noticing the weird. it's not acknowledged often, which lends people to normally find me a degree of disappointing upon meeting in person.

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is the jarchivist bc it’s Jon + Archivist or is it bc you’ve got an archivist in a little jar

a very drunk Tim once slurred something about Jon and archivist, and a considerably less drunk Sasha made the connection. it stuck around, to my own chagrin.

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welcome back Brosauce Bing Boing

ah. thank you? I appreciate the sentiment you're trying to convey. I was happy to be back, though I am admittedly less so now

[askthejarchivist]

a bit of an ooc post! hey everyone - this is just a quick announcement, so please bear with me :')

when I created this Jon blog, it was a silly and fun joke with one of my closest friends, because I'm a lot like Jon myself. I intended it to be solely an ask blog, and never for it to be for proper rp.

trying to keep up with an rp has been taking a toll on my (already nebulous) mental health, and I'm a college student (English major, yee haw) with very little free time. rp isn't something I want to spend that free time on.

this is why I'm fully stepping back from it and returning to just answering fun and silly asks people have for our beloved Jarchivist. I'll also probably do occasional Jon shitposts when I feel like it, because he's Jon, and absolutely has shit to say.

anyways! hope you're all having a lovely time out there in the world <3

[askthejarchivist]

hi is your boyfriend single

my husband is most certainly not single, thank you. good lord, what the hell sort of question is that?

[strangerisorange]

hmu if he becomes single :3

[askthejarchivist]

I will most certainly not be doing that, as he will most certainly not be single any time during my life

[strangerisorange]

hmu when you die :3

[askthejarchivist]

this is another thing I will not be doing.

[askthejarchivist]

hi is your boyfriend single

my husband is most certainly not single, thank you. good lord, what the hell sort of question is that?

[strangerisorange]

hmu if he becomes single :3

[askthejarchivist]

I will most certainly not be doing that, as he will most certainly not be single any time during my life

[askthejarchivist]

hi is your boyfriend single

my husband is most certainly not single, thank you. good lord, what the hell sort of question is that?

[jospookie]

jon sims is an interesting guy because if you put him in a Situation theres a 50/50 chance he’s either gonna start apologizing for being alive or make it his personal mission to look at rock bottom and grab a shovel

[mothman-the-mothman1234]

@askthejarchivist yep this is you

-moth from… pretty sure you can guess by this point

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this was a degree of uncalled for. @floweringteacups, what would you say about this?

[illness-deactivated20180325]

fuck all the other bots this is by far the most ominous message i’ve received

[mothman-the-mothman1234]

fuck it, imma tag them.

@askthejarchivist @the-elias-bouchard

this you?

-moth from the usher foundation

[askthejarchivist]

this is me only to a very small extent. I'd certainly say it's @the-elias-bouchard far more

[realoliverbanks]

“Hes pretty, though”

Don’t say that, you’ll have a very jealous Martin Blackwood hunt you down

i could take him in a fight.

not that i would want to, but i do think i could

[floweringteacups-deactivated202]

Would you care to test that theory?

[askthejarchivist]

trust me, Oliver, you would not care to test that theory

[realoliverbanks]

its the Archivist himself!

how have you been since our impromtu hospital visit?

[askthejarchivist]

I've been well, thank you. I trust the same could be said for you?

[ask-mike-crew]

Archivist.

[askthejarchivist]

Mike.

[ask-mike-crew]

it’s been awhile.

[askthejarchivist]

it certainly has been.

[ask-mike-crew]

you and martin?

[askthejarchivist]

clearly.

you and Oliver?

[ask-mike-crew]

yeah.

good for you. martin is lovely.

[askthejarchivist]

thank you. same sentiments for Oliver.

I'm glad you have each other.

[ask-mike-crew]

he’s wonderful. i’m glad i have him too.

… i’m glad you lived. by the way. i know i wanted you hurt at the very least but she was brutal.

[askthejarchivist]

I appreciate that, thank you. and I'm glad you're doing well, now, as well

[ask-mike-crew]

thank you, thank you. it was awful but i made it.

i’m still fucking pissed at you though for all that happened, like don’t come near my flat.

[askthejarchivist]

don't have any worry about me coming near your flat - I would be deeply unimpressed to see you anywhere near the Institute

[realoliverbanks]

“Hes pretty, though”

Don’t say that, you’ll have a very jealous Martin Blackwood hunt you down

i could take him in a fight.

not that i would want to, but i do think i could

[floweringteacups-deactivated202]

Would you care to test that theory?

[askthejarchivist]

trust me, Oliver, you would not care to test that theory

[realoliverbanks]

its the Archivist himself!

how have you been since our impromtu hospital visit?

[askthejarchivist]

I've been well, thank you. I trust the same could be said for you?

[ask-mike-crew]

Archivist.

[askthejarchivist]

Mike.

[ask-mike-crew]

it’s been awhile.

[askthejarchivist]

it certainly has been.

[ask-mike-crew]

you and martin?

[askthejarchivist]

clearly.

you and Oliver?

[ask-mike-crew]

yeah.

good for you. martin is lovely.

[askthejarchivist]

thank you. same sentiments for Oliver.

I'm glad you have each other.

[ask-mike-crew]

he’s wonderful. i’m glad i have him too.

… i’m glad you lived. by the way. i know i wanted you hurt at the very least but she was brutal.

[askthejarchivist]

I appreciate that, thank you. and I'm glad you're doing well, now, as well

[realoliverbanks]

“Hes pretty, though”

Don’t say that, you’ll have a very jealous Martin Blackwood hunt you down

i could take him in a fight.

not that i would want to, but i do think i could

[floweringteacups-deactivated202]

Would you care to test that theory?

[askthejarchivist]

trust me, Oliver, you would not care to test that theory

[realoliverbanks]

its the Archivist himself!

how have you been since our impromtu hospital visit?

[askthejarchivist]

I've been well, thank you. I trust the same could be said for you?

[ask-mike-crew]

Archivist.

[askthejarchivist]

Mike.

[ask-mike-crew]

it’s been awhile.

[askthejarchivist]

it certainly has been.

[ask-mike-crew]

you and martin?

[askthejarchivist]

clearly.

you and Oliver?

[ask-mike-crew]

yeah.

good for you. martin is lovely.

[askthejarchivist]

thank you. same sentiments for Oliver.

I'm glad you have each other.

[realoliverbanks]

“Hes pretty, though”

Don’t say that, you’ll have a very jealous Martin Blackwood hunt you down

i could take him in a fight.

not that i would want to, but i do think i could

[floweringteacups-deactivated202]

Would you care to test that theory?

[askthejarchivist]

trust me, Oliver, you would not care to test that theory

[realoliverbanks]

its the Archivist himself!

how have you been since our impromtu hospital visit?

[askthejarchivist]

I've been well, thank you. I trust the same could be said for you?

[ask-mike-crew]

Archivist.

[askthejarchivist]

Mike.

[ask-mike-crew]

it’s been awhile.

[askthejarchivist]

it certainly has been.

[ask-mike-crew]

you and martin?

[askthejarchivist]

clearly.

you and Oliver?

[realoliverbanks]

“Hes pretty, though”

Don’t say that, you’ll have a very jealous Martin Blackwood hunt you down

i could take him in a fight.

not that i would want to, but i do think i could

[floweringteacups-deactivated202]

Would you care to test that theory?

[askthejarchivist]

trust me, Oliver, you would not care to test that theory

[realoliverbanks]

its the Archivist himself!

how have you been since our impromtu hospital visit?

[askthejarchivist]

I've been well, thank you. I trust the same could be said for you?

[ask-mike-crew]

Archivist.

[askthejarchivist]

Mike.

[ask-mike-crew]

it’s been awhile.

[askthejarchivist]

it certainly has been.