Ask a Maid of Heart

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[simsbent-blog]

some random girl asked karkat out and he’s already scaring her by ranting about grilled cheese????

[vgckenny]

[askthemaidofheart-blog]

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

[roosterteeth]

Two new shirts in the RT Store! 

First up, this week’s T-Shirt Tuesday, it’s the “What’s Up Guys” shirt, featuring all the guys from AH!

Second, we have this month’s Communi-Tee Shirt Winner, by user LJ12! 

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[oldspice]

[maxeth]

what the fuck is going on

[fightxer]

you’re right

[blowjobly-deactivated20180201]

when you’re on eurovison and you’re making butter

[johnnybooboo]

vitri doodles with gross teen trip because marije was so good and did her work <333

[mayor-schmayor]

ya scallywag

[demonmaxwell]

First, I'd turn him into a flea, then I'd put him in a box and then I'd put that box in a box and then THAT box in a bigger box and then I'd mail it to myself and when I open the door I SMASH HIM WITH A HAMMER!!

“You don’t get points for using references.”

[criedwolves]

TT: A little fancy for a pair of pajamas, I must admit…

TT: I’m not complaining, though.

[dont-mess-with-an-aries]

How did she get her lips so perfect? The lipstick looks almost like velvet…..amazing.

[wibblywobblycrossing]

woah pete, that was rude

[gothh8ter]

[streetlightsandstarlight]

[inconjuncts]

[25kvac]

THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

hey what do horses eat read the first letter

[tiqhtly]

horses eat h?????

[racisrn-deactivated20130915]

fuck

[stability]

if you think about it it’s actually really weird that hair just pokes out of our skin and grows