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i drew this and thought you would like it~!

#((I LOVE IT!!! And I'm sorry if it was ages ago when you sent it... I haven't had a lot of time to check in here!!))#((This will change soon!))#fan art #AskTheMotherglubbinEmpress #submission

((THANK YOU guys! I'm so happy there's a thousand of you out there who liked my posts enough to follow me! ♥ It has been a wild ride of evil and I'm having a blast. I can't wait to do more super evil shit over the summer with this fuckin badass Empress! 38D

*smooches all of u*))

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askthebullrebel

Mr Summoner, sir, I'm just curious of something... Are your wings particularly sensitive like your dancestor's wings?

But only when you pull.

askthemotherglubbinempress

fuckin buttafly basshole... 38|

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oh shit condy, you know what we need to all up and do? i've been getting my hearing on for some events called "mass executions" and i'm thinking that we need to try that miraculous shit out! :o) thanks for the advice, sis.

even betta if ya broadcast it… ahahahaha

38)

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((the music player cuts the page arrows and bottom post off))

((No it doesn't. In fact, to get it like that, I had to zoom in 5 times.

The next page numbers are under Condy's portrait on the side.

And, dude, don't tell me this stuff on anon. If I want to respond I have to respond to the whole dingdang world, yo.))

askthepiratequeen

askthemotherglubbinempress replied to your photo:Welcome to the crew!!!!!!!!

grats ya scurvy pir8 B-EAC)( 38D …now gimmie back my stuff fo reel 38|

#((omg Cola. Ilu. I'm so proud of you!! GRATS ON 8888!!!))#((Doodle's buds are the BEST buds ngl))#((Fight me))#AskThePirateQueen #Mindfang #Condesce #HIC #Her Imperious Condescension

BACDAFUCUP A MINNIT. Why does that rustblood look like he's regretting killing your moirail? Looked like they fittin to have some kind of peanut butter and jelly blackrom going on.

((Take a look at the blood on the Summoner’s lance… It isn’t just purple. He killed Mindfang… then went after GHB. I even layered it that way, with purple on top.

And also, no, It isn’t blackrom. You don’t kill your kismesis. It’s counter-fucking-intuitive to your quadrants. The ones that trolls want to fill.

Blackrom is a rivalry. When you kill your rival you’re left without one, and you empty one of your quadrants. That’s a /bad/ thing.

And I don’t ship PBJ in any form. So you ain’t gonna see that here, son. :3c

In the little story I came up with Summoner killed GHB because he played a part in why Mindfang’s blood is on there.

My finals end next week. I’ll be drawing some more on this topic once my commissions are done! Look forward to it.~))

#ooc

Wow, I just (re?) discovered your blog and your one of the best Condesces!

reeltalk tho we all p badass ngl

((Thanks, anon! ♥))

What did you think about the Summoner before his Rebellion?

u talkin boat dat fuqqin pixie puke? liked ‘im R-E-EL good at first.

sea… ma boi G)(B had a great idea 4 a joke… put a lowblood in charge a somefin big an watch they bass fail hard. problem wuz findin someone dumb enuff. dats when dis shitblood boi cavalreapin muhfuqqa stepped up.

kept erryone in line p good… culled his ass some fuqqas dat had it comin’!!!! ah like me someone who don’t questfin shit na mean?

so maybe the joke weren’t so funny no mo.

i figya… moby dis shitblood might make them unwashed mothaglubbin lowbloods fallin fuqqin line like dey sposed to. give em an idol n’ shit. so i knew what i haddock do.

jest like dat. can’t find good shellp these days, i swear…

freak had wings too can ya bereef it?????

(X)

buttaflyboi started a war on alternia that lasted 4 sweeps. kinda fun lettin it go on tbh. itd been a long whale since erryone had a reel excuse to cull them some lowbloods. cute how his bass thought them wretches haddock a chance.

had a bit a fun… turned his matesprit against him. (not like i gave er a choice in the matter or anyfin lol.) sad shitblood fuck culled her dead… BY-E BY-E B-EAC)(! 38D

but…after this basstard killed ma G)(B… i cornered im…

AN T)(-EN I FUCKIN CULL-ED )(IS ASS D-EAD!!!!!!!!!!!

>38(

ma poor G)(B… didnt deserve to get done like that…

shit got reel borin after that… so i decided to expand the empire. banned all boat a few adults from the homeworld cuz it were aboat time i took them uprisins searious 4reel… spread these rebellious shits out so they can’t gatha togetha no mo…

all that coddamn summoners fault… ma fun’s almost all gone now 38(((( miss dat fuqqin clown’s jokes ngl…

oh yeah

)(APPY 4/20 WAT-ER-EV-ER T)(AT M-EANS! 38/

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askseahorsecaptain

#((Hahahahahaha yes good))#poor Dualscar

you always know what to be saying when a motherfucker is tripping from all the questions and shit. :o)

das how i do motherglubber 38D

askhisdisciple

What is with adult female trolls and their preposterous amounts of hair? Seems like ridiculously large manes of hair are all the rage with the female ancestors. Even the Handmaid has crazy long hair extensions.

WHOA, ANONYMOUSE!

NEVFUR insult a girl’s fabulous hair like that! All of us have natural hair! Except the Empurress… She’s got a cheap weave.

( …H-Handmaid!…33k! Calm. Down! Stop… struggling!!!!!!!!! X(( No killing!!!)

askhisdisciple

((In case you haven’t figured it out, folks… This wasn’t my artwork!

Gasp!

I wanna thank Zee of AskTheVvioletMariner for this beautiful artwork for this funny answer! ♥ What a great April Fool’s Day!

If you haven’t followed Zee and ATVM by now I’m judgin yall for srsly!

Oh! And one more thing! Coley of Ask-The-Prince-Of-Irony made the update for my Condesce blog! ♥ Another two fantastic blogs you totally should already be following by now!

As for me? I drew for Liam of AskTheIndigoArcher! Check it out! I need to train my bara skills!! :V Follow Liam and his very lovely art uwu. Dude’s frickin incredible ngl.

EDIT: AHAHA HOLY SHIT I AM TRASH.

I totally forgot. I drew for Bubbles on Ask-Dearest-Disciple too! HERE.

Follow Bubbles b/c she is a super cutie and a great purrson. Leijon Pride! YEAAAAAA!!!

Hope you all had a fun and happy April Fool’s! ♥))

OH MY GOD YOuR SHITTY BLOG IS AN EYESORE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO FATHOM HOW SHITTY ALL THIS GOD DAMNED GLITTER IS. YOu AREN'T EVEN FuCKING EATING IT YOu DuMB *BITCH*.