ON THE ROAD

FOUR SPOOKY DUDES IN A CAR (ask blog for jeff, eyeless jack, ben, and toby as they take a road trip to california) (pls read the faq before sending asks!!)

[bentondrowned]

So I did some new drawings! All of them are outfits you can see in @asktheroadtripcreeps, a blog ran by @cringecultureisdead666.

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

Toby: Hey!! It’s me!! And my girlfriend!! 

Ben: Sup. I’m Ben. She/her and they/them pronouns today. 

Toby: We kinda hijacked Jeff’s blog while he’s out picking Jack up, ‘cause the intros he did for us were boring. So let’s answer some questions.

Toby: You wanna answer this one since it’s kinda about you?

Ben: I mean... Shouldn’t we let Jeff explain the Helen situation? 

Toby: He probably wouldn’t. He’s touchy about it. Way I see it, we’re doing him a favor; he won’t have to explain it himself. 

Ben: ...I guess. So basically, Jeff was living with his ex, this dude Helen.

Ben: They just broke up, like, 6 months ago, and Helen let Jeff stay with him ‘til he could find his own place. Helen’s honestly a pretty chill guy, but Jeff is... Well, he’s Jeff, and we love him, but he has anger issues, and he couldn’t cope with Helen having a girlfriend, and it got bad. He’s gonna move in with me after the road trip, but my apartment’s being renovated right now, so that’s why he’s staying here. I’m also staying here for now, actually. 

Ben: ...Why do you have this photo, dude? Looks like Jeff tried to burn it. 

Toby: He tries to burn all kinds of shit when he gets upset, and then he regrets it when he calms down. I try to save what I can. He burned sooo many pictures of Nina when they broke up, and he felt super bad about it later on. I figure once he moves on from Helen, he’s gonna want these back. 

Ben: ...Did you save any pics with Nina?

Toby: ...Maybe.

Ben: Dude! Share! The internet needs to see Jeff’s scene kid phase!

Toby: Oh absolutely.

Ben: God... The fucking. Fang necklace. The Fall Out Boy shirt. The red eyeshadow. Jesus Christ. 

Toby: Yeah, ‘cause you looked so much better when you were 15.

Ben: I was adorable, excuse you! And I still am.

Toby: Can’t argue with that. 

???: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Toby: Oh, hey, guys!

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

(OOC: sorry for the long absence!! my datemate is visiting from across the country, so i've been busy spending quality time with them, but i plan on updating this week!!)

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

Does Toby have a Kesha poster in his room? What an Icon.

Toby: Hell yeah, I have a Kesha poster! I loved Rainbow, but Cannibal is her best album in my opinion.

Jeff: Toby. 

Toby: What? I saw my name!

Jeff: Get out. And turn the fuckin’ light back off.

Toby: No way, it’s my room, I can be in here if I want. And apparently your followers wanna hear about me too, look, there’s another one about me–! Wait! What’s that one?

Toby: “Jack?” Like, “he’s so hot and cool and tall, Toby oh my god he learned to play my favorite song, I’m fucking dying,” Jack? That Jack?

Jeff: Oh my fuckin’ god, shut your fuckin’ mouth. I’ll burn all your bandannas.

Toby: You don’t scare me, gaywad. 

Jeff: Can we PLEASE talk ‘bout literally anythin’ else?

Toby: Ok, fine. Can I answer the other ask about me?

Jeff: Yeah, sure, whatever, I guess. 

Toby: Lit.

Toby: Yeah!! Can’t you see the resemblance?

Jeff: We’re both adopted, dumbass. 

Toby: You guys might’ve heard of our dad. He’s kind of a big deal.  

Jeff: He’s a big nerd, is what he is. 

Toby: But, uh, yeah, we’re adopted. Me and Jeff have been brothers for, like, uh… Six years? 

Jeff: Yeah. Ha, you were so goddamn needy back then. Scared of everythin’, no clue who the hell you were, too fucked up to make a sandwich by yourself.

Toby: Hey! I was severely injured! I got burned!

Jeff: Me too, bitch, y’aint special. At least I know my last name. 

Toby: Ok, Mr. The Killer. 

(Toby is now available for questions!)

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

Jeff: And what about it? Fuck off.

Jeff: Not. Technically... Or at all. I don’t think I’m his type. He seems like the kind of guy that likes, I dunno, dudes who can hold down a job and don’t punch holes in the walls of the apartments they share with their ex boyfriend and their ex boyfriend’s girlfriend, and then get kicked out of said apartment and then have to move back home, except their dad gave their old room to a fucking proxy so they have to sleep on the couch and update their blog from their brother’s bedroom.

Toby: Dude, are you done being emo in my room? I need to finish packing.

Jeff: GOD, I’LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE!

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

Oml your jack is pure boi. So cute.

Jeff: Haha, yeah… He’s really cool, too.

Jeff: He plays bass, and when he found out I like Slipknot and Korn, he started learnin’ to play some of their songs. How cool is that??

[bentondrowned]

One in a set of four more in progress doodles. This one (specifically) for @cringecultureisdead666 and their amazing self, a gift for starting their awesome new blog!

[cringecultureisdead666]

AAAA OH MY GOD I LOVE U

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

Who all is going on the road trip??

Jeff: Well, obviously, your royal sexiness is going. And then there’s my friends:

Jeff: These two are Ben and Toby. Ben’s my roommate, and my best friend since I was like... 15. And Toby’s my little brother. They’ve been dating for about a month now, I think. 

Jeff: And then there’s Jack... He’s pretty much the reason we’re doing this. He always wanted to see California when he was a kid, and then, uh... Some stuff happened, and he never got to go, so we’re going now.

[asktheroadtripcreeps]

Jeff: Uhhh. Hey. The name’s Jeff. 

Jeff: Basically… I’m doing this to record some shit. Me and my friends are going on a road trip in a couple days, and I want us all to be able to look back on it in the future. Plus, I think it might help me work through some shit, but that’s just an added bonus.

Jeff: So, uh. Yeah.