You Monster

#i was messing with homestuck stuff #oops #mun says shit

HEY GUESS WHO'S BACK?

BEEN A LONG TIME HASN'T IT?

YEAH MAN

I'M BACK

WOO

the title says it all - i'll be drawing homestuck or potal (possibly pokemon /shrug) pictures based on request!

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Finish the sentence "I ship you with..." in my ask

themegaman151

I will get non >:D

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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HOW DARE YOU

"Why whatever do you mean?"

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"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I MEAN

THAT PICTURE

I WANTED TO FORGET THAT"

#dipperpinesdetective

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#dipperpinesdetective #u wanna go m8 #ill take u #rite here n now

HOW DARE YOU

O N L I N E

SORRY I WAS AWAY FOR SO LONG

STUFF HAPPENED

I'M BACK NOW THOUGH!!

O F F L I N E

like if i owe

#aperturespacecore #GLaDOS #Portal #Portal 2 #Ask

space

"ARUGH!!!"

SPACE!! Hey hey hey hey hey hey! Guess what?

Loud groan

"W-W-What?"

#aperturespacecore #GLaDOS #Portal #Portal 2 #Ask

"Honey, I'm home!"

"J-Joy…"

"Well… to be honest, I didn’t really want to be married to you. S’pose the mun made me do it. I did protest, but she’s evil."

#aperturesexperthacker #snort

Gives him a blank stare.

"Mun...? I-I... She con-controls y-you and m-m-makes you a-act such a-a way?"

"I know you do~" *jingles the bells on her antlers*

Raven folded her arms and glared, “I swear one day all this is going to get you some really bad karma.”

"If you’d be able to keep him from using all the leverage he has against me afterward, then go right ahead. If not, it’s probably not the best idea."

"I could always do what I do to all my test subjects - douse him in nurotoxin and kill him. That'd keep his lips shut for good~"

#fightslikeaboy

"Honey, I'm home!"

"J-Joy…"

"What’s wrong… err, dear? Aren’t you happy we’re…" he forced himself to say the word. "Married?"

"Happy?" She lifts an eyebrow at him. "R-Really? You t-t-think I’d be ha-happy?"

"Well, we are married, aren’t we? Isn’t that what married people do… or something?"

"W-We are, yes… I d-do not see why how-however…" She shakes her head and crosses her arms angrily

"Wait- what don’t you see?" He looked in the general direction that she was looking in, confused.

"W-Why we need t-t-to be married..." She huffs and glares at nothing.

#aperturesexperthacker

"So… Do androids eat? I mean… You’re part human, so I would think you need nourishment. Am I wrong?"

"I... I am not human. Only my outside resembles that of a human. I am a robot."

#semihalfcousin

"I know you do~" *jingles the bells on her antlers*

Raven folded her arms and glared, “I swear one day all this is going to get you some really bad karma.”

"Is he bugging you? If so, I could always put him through some serious testing."

"He’s always bugging me. That’s technically his job.”

#fightslikeaboy #/settled then #its canon #she's bisexual #or pan

"Shall I set up my longest and hardest test chambers, then? Send him on a wild goose chase?"

"If… You could postpone the cruelty for a while, I’d let you stay on the ship."

"Cruelty is what I do but… I could possibly be not-as-cruel and take it easy on you if you’d like."

He smiles a bit.

"Could you do that, please? I’d like that."

She stares a bit before giving her own, small smile and turning away.

"Fine."

#semihalfcousin

"If… You could postpone the cruelty for a while, I’d let you stay on the ship."