Once I was at a sleepover and I threw boneless Wheatley around while we all chanted “DEATH TO THE WHEAT”

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Once I was at a sleepover and I threw boneless Wheatley around while we all chanted “DEATH TO THE WHEAT”
what do you mean i can play new games
Had a play-through of Portal2 with the girlfriend while we were waiting to set up our router last week. I was so excited to show her the oracle turret and- devastated. I also am very intimidated by drawing fanart, so tickle me impressed in myself for actually finishing and posting this ;;;;
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More homestuck wheatley
this is by far the most cursed thing I have ever created in my entire existence
I nap for an hour, and this is the shit I come back to.
You’re welcome :D
Chell: What's missing -- A, E, __, O, U?
GLaDOS: I
Chell: What's the opposite of hate? ;)
GLaDOS: Love
Chell: What's the opposite of me? ;) ;)
GLaDOS: A successful person
ask memes I want rn
"Aren't you scared?"
"Are you scared?"
"Don't leave me."
"Ow. Ow. Ow."
"Let /go/ of me!"
"Don't touch me."
"Who even /are/ you, anymore?"
"We've never MET before!"
"Stop it."
"Stop looking at me like that!"
"I am not going to be your bait."
"You're not using yourself as bait."
"Oh my god, nobody needs to be bait!"
"Wait - wait, wait, wait, shhh. Did you hear that?"
"What was that?"
"What do you mean, you didn't SEE it?! It was RIGHT THERE!"
"Nobody sees it but I keep - it's right there, it's always there. In the corner of my eye."
"You won't believe me."
"I hear them. All the time, even when I'm asleep."
"My dreams have been /really/ weird."
"Why is it like that?"
Portal 2 final fight
*wheatley voice* na na na cOME ON
*to the tune of the batman theme* na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na wheatley
Portal-ber day eleven: favorite area
Her chamber, pre reactivation. Spooky
Science isn’t about WHY. It’s about WHY NOT. Why is so much of our science dangerous? Why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you on the butt on the way out, because you are fired. Not you, test subject, you’re doing fine. Yes, you. Fired. Box. Your stuff. Out the front door. Parking lot. Car. Goodbye.
-Cave Johnson [c.1950]
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nsfw memeley fanfic but it’s only nsfw because he stands on those spinny chairs for a brief moment
u scared the shit out of me with those first 3 words ngl
I fucken SPAT MY DRANK OUT
Source: Parks and Rec
Wheatley: When you’re escaping from an underground testing facility, you don’t have time to think. So I thought to myself, “Don’t think, Wheatley. Act.”
Chell: So you weren’t thinking.
Wheatley: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
Hey OP do you take constructive criticism on your experiments?
Why yes I do thanks for offering :)
Undo this. I hate this. You are banned from science.
i cant believe im being cyberbullied like this, on my own blog. i accepted you and let you in, i washed your feet and gave you dinner. and you treat me like this
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FINAL CHAPTER: [NAME OF GAME]
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