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🐹“Live Bait, Signing on! welcome to the official Spybots Askblog” -Live Bait

🪰 “ᴳᴿᴱᴱᵀᴵᴺᴳˢ, ᴹᴬᴳᴳᴼᵀˢ. ᶠᴼᴿ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴿᴱᶜᴼᴿᴰ, ᴵᴹ ᴮᴱᵀᵀᴱᴿ ᵀᴴᴬᴺ ᴬᴸᴸ ᴼᶠ ʸᴼᵁ.” -Fly On The Wall

🦎 “… hi.”

🚨 “Ohh! Do I get free donuts for doing this?” -Intruder

💣"Bombe 'ere, I think we're takin' questions 'r somethin' on this blog. Not sure 'ow much aye c'n tell ya, but ye c'n trust me t' know th' answers either which way. o)" -Bombe

🩲 “ARE THERE PEOPLE WATCHING US!? HELLO EVERYBODY!!!” -Debriefer

⏱️ “Greetings and salutations- is it really smart to have an askblog? Aren't we supposed to be secretive? Ugh whatever...” -Hypnotist

💌 “OooOOooh- You know, I love mail. Especially reading it!” -Blackmailer

🐑 "...What is this meant to be for, again?" -Sleeper Agent

🕸️"Hello..! Bernie told me this would aid me in building my communication skills. ::::)" -Provocateur

🎭 “For the record I was way ahead in the blogging scene and everyone here is copying me >_> ANYWAY follow me on @ask-suhiranmiming dot tumblr dot com <3” -CopyCat

🥈“..I don’t know why I was needed in this. I am just here shadowing you all.” -Second Skin

ASK BLOG IS OPEN!

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Is anyone there?

friend group broke up cuz of some drama that happened, we’re keeping this up for archive reasons but this most likely never re upping this, sorry y’all

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WOAH HUMMUNA HUMMUNA AWOOGA HELLO why is the gforce reference ATTRACTIVE 😰😰😰😰😰 *pulling on collar* ehem…. is it hot in here or is just me 😁😁😁😁😁

live bait one chance please i’ll make it worth your while. i have a lot of money i’ll cook for you you don’t have to pay for take out anymore <333

“i’m.. flattered, but you’re not my type.”

“Besides, i’m already married.” - 🐹

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Can’t help but notice all the new faces (besides Lincoln, of course). What exactly do you guys call this… b team of sorts?

🎭I like em more than the family I came with at least !

🎭No one tell my mom I said that <3

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why tf was this recommended to me I'm a Sparklecare fan not a suit fan!!!! /silly but still why

💌[[CC: "I don't know, Anon, how did you get into OUR mailroom?"]]

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⏱ “He.. isn’t waking up.”

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🎭I KEEP REBLOGGING FURRIES ONTO THIS BLOG SORRY GUYS (>_< ;;) -COPYCAT

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Kept getting funny looks around HQ tho, idk what everyone's issue is.

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Who's the most babygirl?

🎭 "Say no more" -Copycat

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#oh she’s sad

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also who is 🦎. is that the girl next to hypnotist?

Um.. I’m Charmy… I uh.. don’t have a title, cuz I.. kinda don’t work here… -🦎

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whos that gal in the back with hypnotist?

Also, i think shelly’s a zombie. I don’t know, i don’t pay much attention to her. -🐹

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i throw a yummy pie directly at sleepers face

🐑"Could use more sugar."

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hey, where's perry?

“Found em.” -🐹

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ey, second skin. got a question, thoughts on a work mixtape compromised entirely of this song?

🦊 “Apparently, He is preoccupied to making a fool out of himself. So I will answer this just for you, He likes the mixtape. “

🦊“..What else is there to say?”

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Wait. Blackmailer do you mean you like reading your own mail or other people’s.

💌[[ CC: "Yes!" ]]