Ask The Glitch Techs

Ask the Hinobi Glitch Techs! Run by Diego and Alé!

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Hello!

Hello User! Welcome to the unofficial Hinobi ask blog! I’m Helper Diego, and i’m the main admin of this blog! Helper Alé is our other admin!

You can send in asks to any of the Hinobi Tech Support team, including Phil and BITT!

Just in case you haven’t watched Glitch Techs and are just here to ask because why not, here’s a list of Hinobi’s Glitch Techs!

Five (aka Hector Nieves/HI_5)

Miko (Miko Kubota/ME.K.O)

Mitch (Mitch Williams)

Haneesh (dunno his last name)

Zahra (Zahra Rashid)

Bergy (last name??)

Nix (^)

The two big rules:

No NSFW asks. Such asks will be rerouted to BITTs trashbin (Meaning they will not be answered.)

No homo/trans/[____]phobic asks. Again, such asks will be rerouted to BITTs trashbin.

Thank you for reading!

-Helper Diego 💚🧩

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Hey! Tech from WA here ,looking for info on . . . Something

Any of y'all heard of Polybius II ?

If not and you see it in an arcade: 𝑳𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒆 , don't touch it, and don't anything to it.

To Phil : My boss says you still owe him Clam Shack? But he says pizza will also do in a pinch? (So confused)

Phil: Polybius, hm? Sounds an awful lot like…something else.

Phil: And tell him I’ll get back to him about that later.

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Bit of clarification from my last ask

Monster of the week is basically if someone made a monster of the week tv show into a game .It has 18 different character playbooks

It sounds way more complicated than it is, so far it's less complicated than D&D

Did any of them grow up on the 80s cartoons?

I like to think that Five really likes older, retro cartoons (the guy loves chomp kitty, c’mon), so I think he might be the most knowledgeable and has probably watched the cartoons!

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Do any of the techs do tabletop gaming as well?

If so ,do any of them play monster of the week?

(Hey, Diego here! I’m not sure what Monster of the Week is but I’m sure it’s fun!)

As for your first question, Five, Bergy, and even Nix definitely have nothing against tabletop games! Five likes them because of the strategy aspect, Bergy likes them, especially games like DND, because of the roleplay aspect, and Nix just genuinely enjoys them.

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for mitch: whet was it like when you first started to work as a glitch tech?

Mitch: …Awkward.

(Yeah, that’s all he’s gonna say. -Diego)

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Toall the thecs Is anyone of you ever afraid of fighting a ultrakill boss?

If any of you dont know what ultrakill is just seach it on youtube

(OOC: Hi this is Alé I FUCKING LOVE ULTRAKILL)

Miko: Probably act like she doesn’t but then get a bit scared.

Five: Maybe? To me a bit hard to tell

Haneesh: Probably, honestly

Zahra: Nah.. maybe?? Nah…

Mitch: Nope

Nix: Kind of

Bergy: Yes.

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I have returned, so armed with knowledge of the Horrors I am about inflict upon hinobi, how does it feel, to realse that you are now on the loosing side?

All the Techs collectively: Fuck.

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Hey Miko! Why can't you reset? Or do you not know?.

Miko: Huh? Oh, I dunno. Might be the ADHD. Either way, it’s kinda cool and kinda freaky!

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So miko have you ever got that brain scan to see why you cant reset?

Miko: Huh? Oh, I forgot.

Five: And I keep telling her to go get scanned!

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FOOLISH GLITCH TECHS YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR DWARF FORTRESSS "begins to run the game"

ENJOY THE CARP

Miko: Look what you did! *points at Five, who’s hyperventilating and having a panic attack under the table*

Miko: You broke him!

[sharkrad08222222]

YES IT IS WORKING

also dang you know about said fear some foes?

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*sweatdrops* no-

i know glitch techs that’s abt it my man

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FOOLISH GLITCH TECHS YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR DWARF FORTRESSS "begins to run the game"

ENJOY THE CARP

Miko: Look what you did! *points at Five, who’s hyperventilating and having a panic attack under the table*

Miko: You broke him!

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to either Diego or Ale

who’s lgbtq among the techs??

Helper Diego here!

Assuming you’re asking personal headcanons, i’ve got a few!

Five: Asexual, transmasc

Miko: Bisexual

Mitch: Girlypop, he’s fruity

Haneesh: Pansexual

Zahra: Questioning? Also, Five <3

Nix: Demiromantic, pansexual

Bergy: i dunno?? (personally i feel like he’d take the Mama Miyamoto’s window service girl on a date so he’ll be the token straight/lh)

Phil: Devoted to his love of donuts

BITT: beep bop

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first ask! First ask! First ask!

For phil: who's your favorite tech??

Phil: I don’t really have a favorite Tech, but in terms of reliability, I know I can count on Mitch. He’s cocky, sure, but he’s never not willing to go on a mission.

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New GT ask? Awesome!!

to all the techs what are your favorite games?

Five: Hmm…Either Chomp Kitty, Smashossaurs, or Unicorp! All three are awesome games with their own advantages!

Miko: Anything exciting, if I’m being honest, but I like games like Castlestein!

Mitch: Anything that isn’t one of those…retro games.

Zahra: Uhh…I’ll play virtually anything. But I do have a preference for games that are a mix of cozy and action, I guess? Does that sound right?

Haneesh, who was eating a sub: Kitty Collector.

Bergy: Ooh! I really like TRPGs that allow me to become Dark Crista!

Nix: *shrugs* Arcade games.