what's the point?

We're Zeus and Hera, King and Queen of Olympus, Lord of the Sky and Guardian of those married. Now's your chance to ask us all those questions you've been dying to get out. Hera: Before you ask anything, you should know that Zeus is very fragile. He needs to be handled with care. Zeus: I-- Hera: *nods* [Please read the FAQ before asking. This blog is entirely for fun. Also, as a warning, this blog is purely my own headcanons. Mythology is complex and full of different versions. Please do not get upset if my opinion differs from yours. Bear with me.]

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Zeus: *blinks* What's that?

Hera: *rolls her eyes*

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Hera: Well, she's not cold. Athena is, as most know, the goddess of wisdom. And with that wisdom comes rationality and logic. Therefore, she does not allow her emotions to rule her.

Zeus: Yeah, she's not a bundle of joy. But she's not cold either. Calculated, however, yes. 

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Zeus: Is she my supposed daughter from that series? If so, I don't know enough about her to form an opinion. Although, if she's my daughter, she's probably pretty great.

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// WOW, MY GOODNESS I AM SO SORRY.

I've been so busy the past little while that I've completely neglected this blog. I started indie roleplaying again, as Zeus and Nike. And life's come back to bite me in the ass the past week or so, and I really just haven't had any motivation for this blog.

But I'm back in action, and will be on here as much as I can be now. The queue will be set to three asks a day, again, but other than that, there shouldn't be any changes. 

So hit up the ask box, ladies and gents!

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Zeus: Well that's one way to say you love us. 

Hera: I love being a queen, yes. I think I'm suited for the job. But I love Zeus much more dearly, in case that much has not yet been made obvious. I'm not going to divorce him, and he wouldn't divorce me.

Zeus: A person really couldn't replace Hera. It just couldn't be done. 

Hera: And you can call us whatever you like. Sure, I'm the cruel goddess who tortures the people my husband sleeps around with, and Zeus can be 'explosive' but at the end of the day we go to bed and nothing else matters.

Zeus: *zsnaps*

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// I had to point this out, because I got incredibly excited. It's a Z! (Or an N, but let's be creative)

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Hera: Thank you! We are somewhat familiar with the tradition. 

Zeus: *nods* Happy Dia de los Muertos to you as well. *glances at Hera* Did I say that right?

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Hera: Hmm. I'd probably be some kind of business woman. High status. I'm good with that. 

Zeus: *rolls his eyes* You're all expecting me to say something about politics, aren't you? Honestly, I'd want to be something a lot more useful. Like a doctor or a teacher or professor you know? 

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Zeus: Oh geez.

Hera: Hate's a strong word, really. There have been many times where our children have been angry with us...

Zeus: *sighs* I've done a lot of things I'm not proud of, honestly. I wouldn't be surprised if hate was the right word to describe what some of them have felt for me. 

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Okay guys. I've been incredibly lenient about the language and stuff that I receive. Mostly because I need to address the issue, or the language involved sets me off and needs to be told off. I've given warnings. But after a few messages I've received and had to delete, I will not tolerate anymore language that is used offensively in an ask. That's that. No more. I don't appreciate it when it's used against the two lovely Olympians I've offered up for you; Or, especially when it's used in regard to people and/or humans in general. It's not okay, and I won't have any more of it. 

Thank you. 

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Hera: Seriously? 

Zeus: She's my wife for a reason, even if I can be awful to her. I love her most and that's that. 

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Zeus: I played a few minutes of that God of War one. But then I found out you kill me eventually and didn't want to play it anymore. As far as those ones go, no, I can't say I have. 

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Hera: If we want to be somewhere, we can appear there. And Zeus can actually fly, if he tries... It's complicated. But why would we ride an airplane? 

Zeus: Airplanes aren't fun. They are death. 

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faizhang replied to your post: faizhang replied to your post: *giggles every...

Hello everyone I am mod’s girlfriend and I’d like to say that we are not as dysfunctional as zeus and hera

not quite. but almost.

(I seriously think everyone should just know right now so that when you pop up on this blog again and again they aren't confused. ily baby girl) 

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Zeus: ... Um.

Hera: *rolls her eyes*

Zeus: *softly* What do you think?

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faizhang replied to your post: *giggles every time someone adds tags to posts...

no

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*giggles every time someone adds tags to posts from this blog they've reblogged*

*cries when there is none*