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STEVEN UNIVERSE AU GO!!

Dirk Crocker = Steve Roxy English = Pearl Jake Strider = Garnet Jane Lalonde = Amethyst Rose Harley = Rose Quartz Dave Egbert = Greg Universe John Lalonde = Sadie Jade Strider = Connie

list is a bit tentative at the moment

#ooc

HOT A WHAT

what?

#Anonymous

(( Lips like sugar. ; ) ))

#dirkroxy #roxy english #dirk crocker #askjunglegirlroxy

AT: You make great gristmas cookies!! yum!! }X)

oh my thank you tavros!

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Send "Lips Like Sugar" for my muses reaction to yours grabbing them and placing multiple kisses on their lips

*opens dirk's bedroom door* havve you 2een my gla22e2?

........ no i have not

#and here we see the revealing that dirk is transgender!!!! uwu #ask kansolsprite

Dirk! Long time no chat! How are you, my fancy lad?

oh and i have been um rather well and you?

#askjunglegirlroxy

*Dave leaves a bucket full of water on top of the door Dirk is about to walk through, getting inside the room and standing next to the doorframe, snickering quietly. Oh man, Dirk was gonna be so pissed but it was gonna be so worth it.*

#askdavethenerd

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yo it’d be swell if you could ask me some shit

#((yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo))#((promos this cool blog ))

askjunglegirlroxy

Greetings mi’ladies and gentleman,

welcome to the gumshow!

Gunshow* ( Oops sorry! )

( You should ask some questions! )

#((screamssssss))#((promos this cool blog ))#((ROXYYYYY ))#(( ;w; omg))

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askthisdirkcrocker

thank you roxy i love it!!

Cutiiiiiie! So tell us about your family

well my popop is real great man i wish i did get to meet him though and well my mom…. is really awful. i absolutely hate her, her goods are great but she is absolutely horrid and i cant stand her.