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"Yea, you can take down the promotion poster of me you have hung up in your room while you do that." Repliku folded his arms and looked down with disgust.
"Ah yes, I can take it down and use it to help make myself soft again~" Vanitas grins cheekily, getting up as he leans over slightly due to the pain in-between his legs.
Repliku sighed. “I’ll get you some ice you big baby. I’m not massaging you, you already do enough of that yourself.” He wandered off to their much visited first aid station, retrieved an ice pack from a small freezer and took his sweet time returning to the crying man child. “Catch.” Repliku threw the pack at Vanitas without carrying if he was paying attention or not.
Rolling over on his back as he caught the ice pack with his left hand, the raven dropped it onto his crotch and held it there, wiping away the tears that were shed. "I'm going to have to use the good massage oil tonight~" Vanitas managed to chuckle huskily, winking at the other.
Repliku jumped to his feet as he rubbed his shoulders. “Maybe you shouldn’t mess with a contortionist, hmm? Don’t cry so hard, I could have made it worse and you didn’t even go all the way down.”
Vanitas ignored the other's small talk, his hands still cupping his crotch as he begins to tear up silently, the raven cursing under his breath. "I-It hurts--" His voice is high pitched and barely audible.
Repliku’s body shuddered from the shock. He gritted his teeth into a smile as he thought of a plan. He wrapped his arms around Vanitas and whispered “Do you really want to do the splits? I can help.” Repliku put his feet between Vanitas’ and slowly pushed downward, spreading both their legs into a split, something easy and boring for Repliku, but knowingly very painful for the other.
Looking over at the other, the raven began to stare at him with wide eyes before he realised what the other was doing. Before Vanitas could even think of getting away, the silver haired male had pulled him downwards painfully, forcing his legs into the splits. Screaming in sheer agony, the raven kicked Repliku's shoulders and laid back, covering his crotch as he cupped it quite hard. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Repliku snickered. “I’ve seen you try to pull off tricks like this.” He lowered his leg to the ground again. “Late at night when you pretend you’re being a man you’re actually trying to do the splits.”
As a low growl emitted from his closed lips, the raven slid on his glove and simply placed a hand on Repli's shoulder, sending a small shock through the other's shoulder which was painful enough to make his body shut off the pain in shock. "Tch, you're a little fucker Repliku."
The two stopped and gave a look to the Magician.
"Well last time we had some competition."
"And they had a woman with four arms."
Marluxia pointed to the air with a bent arm as in pointing out a fact. “No, they decided to go for double, it was a womanly man with four arms.”
Lumaria snapped his fingers. “Oh yeah, they were on the news for multiple complaints because one of the arms fell off…”
"Then they all came to our circus because of rumors that we might be real."
"I still have phantom pain from the hair pulling…" They sigh in unison as their arms drop to their sides.
"But what’s it to you sparky? We’re not on stage." Marluxia bent his arm across his chest as a half arm crossing.
"Well technically we always are if there’s at least one paying customer…" Lumaria bent his as well, his elbow touching the top of Marluxia’s hand, but had a pointed hand to the side of his face.
"Oh will you just work with me for once."
Rubbing his temples at all the sudden talking, the raven sighed as he tried to process the information that was surging through his mind. The twins always bickered and chattered on and on, the raven getting lost easily at the start of every sentence. "It's quite disconcerting that people have suddenly started coming to our circus due to the mishaps in the other recently, I've had people prod and poke me, check my pants, my clothing to make sure I had no hidden tricks and trust me, my patience is running thin."
"Okay sure but can you do this?" Repliku slowly lifted a leg into the air and tucked it behind his head, standing perfectly still on one leg.
Blinking slowly at Repliku, the raven winced slightly, knowing he would never be able to pull off such a trick. "Fuck you, seriously." A small shiver ran down his spine as he still needed to adjust to his pretzel for a best friend.
"The sideshow gets no attraction."
"Unless you have a bearded woman."
"Yeah, bearded women get all the attention. Then it diverts to the other shows."
"Is it so easy to believe a two headed man but not a bearded woman?"
"The world may never know."
Blinking slowly as he watched the two twins talk, the raven sighed slowly. "Are you two really going to go over that topic again? Remember what happened last time?"
"You forgot how important I am to your acts. Your little “magic” tricks are all just scams. At least my tricks take talent and skill. Oh and a lot of muscular strength. Can’t say much for your “muscles,” probably because they don’t exist.” Repliku rubbed his leg until it stopped aching and then rolled his eyes. “Your little sparkles are totally impressive.”
"Whatever, it takes talent and skill to fake those fucking idiots that think this magic gimmick is real. I've tried nearly all the tricks in the book, I'm jus coming up with my own." Vanitas admitted, rubbing his hands slowly as he removed one of his gloves. "These bad boys help produce sparks and crap, do you really expect me to be able to do that?"
"Oh come on don’t ruin this suit, too, I just got a new one after you "accidentally" stabbed holes in it!" He whined. "Besides I need my body for the show. Don’t want to make Ring Master upset, now do we?"
Repliku broke his leg free from Vanitas’ grip and put his hands on Vanitas shoulders to perform a handstand. “Too bad you’ll never see the view from up here.” Repliku back flipped off his shoulders, landing awkwardly from the pain in his leg. “I’ll get you back for that.”
Rolling his eyes once more, the raven simply folded his arms across his chest as he glared at the male. Repliku was always the type to make fun of Vanitas, wether it be for a simple mistake or for his height, Repliku would never let Vanitas hear the end of it. "Whatever, at least I'm not doing some gay ass yoga shit. I actually do something.." He brought a gloved hand close to his cheek, clicking his fingers as a small blue light appeared, "..remotely interesting."
"I dare you to do 52 pick up with me on your shoulders." Repliku laughed as he watched the cards fall to the ground. "Giddy up pony. Or should I say, miniature horse."
Growling at the other's joke of his height, the raven clicked his fingers and gripped onto the other's knee which sent an excruciating burning sensation through his leg. "I dare you to go fuck yourself."
"Is it a deck full of jokers cause that’s all I see below me." Repliku snickered as he pulled a card from Vanitas’ hand.
As the raven rolled his eyes at the other's response, he simply threw up all the cards at the other's direction, not caring if they scattered about around them. "Ta-fucking-da."
Repliku laughs and firmly grabs Vanitas’ arm and shoulder, flinging his legs back and over Vanitas’ head, riding on his shoulders like he’d rid a pony. “I should have been an animal tamer because my best friend’s an ass.”
Glaring up at his so called 'best friend', the raven huffed, no sense of discomfort showing as the other made himself comfortable. "Fuck off." He groaned, the raven rubbing at his temples as he grabbed the new deck of cards sitting in his pocket, opening it as he spread it amongst his fingers, holding them up at his best friend as if to say, 'Pick one'.
"I didn’t know I was wearing a picture of your face on my costume."
"Very fucking funny Repli, I'm laughing so fucking hard." Glares intensely at the other, hitting the other with his palm near his temple.
Folding his legs over one another, the magician stared around the near empty circus with blank honey hues, his croaky voice echoing through the tent as a loud yawn sounded from his lips. "Today is going to be slow.." He sighed to himself, reaching into his pocket to grab a deck of cards as he fiddled with them.
Show me a magic trick. Pencils are un-allowed...
"Tch, don’t worry, I have a special magic trick just for you my dear grey faced fellow."
"No need to thank me~"
Hello, hello, hello, all you lovely attendees~! Behind these curtains we have a wide assortments of acts for your viewing pleasure, from now until Halloween!
I am Roxas, the ringmaster of our humble little circus, and am overjoyed to bring the members of my troupe to all of you.
Feel free to look around at whatever acts you please, they welcome your visitation, and are quite eager to see the new guests~
Without further ado, here they all are:
Marluxia and Lumaria, the twins. They are of one body, but two minds. Best friends, worst enemies. Chaos and order, a tumultuous pair to be sure. Neither likes to speak in time with his brother, and will attempt to lead you sideways and circular in a conversation, so take care around them.
Up next we have Vanitas, the Magician. Skilled, but troublesome. He’s rather distant when it comes to the rest of us, though he is close to our next announcee. Is rather useful when it comes to helping out with the other acts, however. Lends his own special charm to things.
Heeere we go, heeere we go, my favorite little noodle, Repliku. If you couldn’t tell, he’s our contortionist, and earlier advertised friend of the previous. Tends to collaborate with both Vanitas and Kairi in their acts, aiding them with whatever they need.
*nudges him in Vani’s direction* Fly away, little noodle, time for the next introduction~
Here we have Demyx, an acrobat with a specialization in water-related performances. You’ll mostly find him swimming around in his own little tank, just over here, or diving through the rings. Most of us are convinced he is part fish, with how long he’s able to stay under. So if you’re worried about him drowning, he should be fine…we hope.
And in this corner, we have our lovely swing trapeze artist, Kairi~! (who has chosen to write her own full desc that I very much liked, so here you go: )
"If you’re queasy of heights, I suggest you don’t watch this next act!" crowed a voice from high above the normal lights of the stage. The lights traveled up to reveal a redheaded girl perched on a swing, idly kicking the air as she held on to the sides of the swing. "You’ve heard of gymnastics and balance beams, well, this is a step up! Now we’re movin’ and flippin’, and maybe twistin’ and turnin’. Try not to cringe too hard and, please, don’t try this at home!"
Coming in last, but absolutely not least, we have our smallest performer, Ienzo! Very shy, but very talented, he is a master of the rolling ball act, and sometimes gets pulled into helping the others with what they do~ Do not try to engage him with verbal conversation however, as this poor child is mute for reasons that we have not discovered yet.
*pretends to hold up caption signs* I myself am more than willing to translate him for you~
And now…. *waits for the music to start coming to a swell* Without further ado, I am proud to present, in it’s entirety, the Tinies Circus~!! *curves down into a bow with an arm sweeping back towards the rest of the performers, with accompanying fanfare*
(Event is now open, feel free to send asks to everyone based along their character’s assigned role~!!!)
