your average creek askblog

NUMBER OF ASKS: 2 NEW AND IMPROVED!! (one operator, 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

—————————

PART ONE OF PART ONE: I Just Realized…!

FIRST ASK = FIRST ARC

CHiiKAWA ARC! ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀

(PART 1 OF PART 1 OF ARC 1 🤔🌱

@ask-chiikawa thank you for the inspiration! and the first ask!)

[asktweekandcraig]

hey! it’s been a while, hasn’t it? -🌱

HIATUS OVER!

after a few months of staying offline to keep up with finals and other personal projects, i am proud to announce that the TWEEK & CRAIG askblog is now finally reopened!

what to expect from this blog now that i’m BAAACK!:

- CLEARER DIALOGUE AND ILLUSTRATIONS.

while looking back on my old posts, i noticed that the text was hard to read and some drawings were difficult to make out. how did i not notice that before??!

(….andddd i just realized that happened with craig in this photo DAMNIT BRO)

- A CONTINUATION of the CHIIKAWA ARC!

i’m such a chud bro oml i cannot believe i didn’t write ANY script to continue it over hiatus omg i swear i’ll get on it IMMEDIATELY i’mmaa die

- ASKS ANSWERED

i will answer all asks that were left in my inbox during the hiatus! though after those are done i think i’ll stick to asks regarding the chiikawa arc.

i’ll try to end it as soon as i can and not drag it like i did with the first part. but at the same time i don’t wanna rush things. aaaaah…!

- (obviously) MORE UPLOADS, FANART, and COMICS!

i need a reason to draw again and these boys will always be one of my top reasons. blehp.!

[asktweekandcraig]

PART FIVE OF PART ONE: Separation Anxiety Attack!

CHiiKAWA ARC! ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀

(fun fact i finished this a while ago but forgot to post it 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

i forgot to add this to the last ask as a bonus soo… here’s some stan and tweek cousins content 🥹 they were in first grade here! -🌱

[asktweekandcraig]

who are tweek and craig's cousins in this universe?

T: do we really have to continue answering questions when we have a situation right now?

C: they’ll help you get your mind off things, babe. if you don’t wanna, we can—

T: no, no.. it’s okay..

C: you sure? …okay. red’s my cousin from my dad’s side. she can be a real bitch but whenever she does something bitchy i think “wow. i’d do the same thing.” so then i don’t care.

and… that’s about it.

what about you, tweek? i don’t think we’ve ever spoken about this before anyway.

T, reluctantly: ..um. well… i think i have a cousin in denver on my mom’s side. i haven’t seen her since i was like, 4!

and as for my dad’s side, i have two cousins named shelley and. stan.

C: what.

say you swear. why didn’t you tell me you were related to that douchebag?

T: you never asked..

(and of course… your bonus— MULTIPLE BONUSES!! cause i keep posting really slowww!!

i really enjoyed this asssskkkkk… I LOVE GETTING TO SAY THINGS ABOUT MY HEADCANONS!!! 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

Can i murder tweek

T:………aAAAAAAAHhh!!

T, muffled: nonONO!! I’M TOO YOUNG!! i’m already risking my life today enough, i can’t—

C: you’re not dying today, tweek. i’m making sure of it.

T: i already got people wanting me DEAD on here and it hasn’t even been two months—-!

C: i’ll get them before they get you

(and of course, your bonus!!!

get it? because like craig’s lowkey like a cat and like LOWKEEYYY lowers tweek’s cortisolll and also hachiware haha wow ong 😵😵🔫🔫)

[asktweekandcraig]

PART FOUR OF PART ONE: Ready For Blastoff!!

CHiiKAWA ARC!! ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀

(i gotta pump these out faster i swear brao… 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

Craig, why do you even like tweek in the first place?

C: why i even like tweek?…

C, looking at his clothes (which T put him in): ….

C: sometimes i ask myself the SAME QUESTION!

T, from the back: i’m sorry!!

C: YOU OWE ME.

C, quietly: in all seriousness, i like him for a lot of things

he’s strong. that’s cool. although worrying, he’s also really funny when he freaking out sometimes. (haha. spaz.)

and also he’s probably one of the only people who takes how i feel or perceive things seriously and tries to help me out besides my mom or my dad and that’s something i appreciate cause it’s rare to see in this town holy shit he’s sweet but don’t tell anyone i said anything like that ‘cause that’s gay.

(and of course… your bonus!!

UGHHHhhnnn this is the third time i’ve had to like type this out cause tumblr keeps crashin’ buuut…

i’ve been thinking of making a buddha box comic type shift about how these two little gay boys sorted things out in S22 E8 because they never really showed us them doing that there… and it bothers me soso much… 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

PART THREE OF PART ONE: Potential Master at Baiting?

CHiiKAWA ARC!! ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀

(I NEEDA LOCK IN ON THESE I’M TOO SLOWWW 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

Im dating Jimmy how do y’all feel bout that?

C: wow. he actually managed to score.

congrats jimmy. don’t screw it up this time!

T: yeah, don’t beat on your girl. or man. or.. whatever again

C: why would you say that we’re supposed to be putting in a good word for him

T: we’re supposed to be coming up with a plAAN-! Ghh!

(and of course… your bonus! 🌱

this might be the first time i’ve ever drawn jimmy in my new style so apologies if he looks… meh..

also, SORRY FOR THE WAIT! XC)

[asktweekandcraig]

what is a chiikawa

T: mh- apparently ms. nagano is a type of chiikawaa… it’s the thing currently- GaHH! wrecking our town..

C: we’re trying to find a way to tame her

(and of course… a VERY VERY rushed bonus and an alternate answer that i decided against

the alternate answer would be “the thing we gotta KILL or TAKE DOWN but i want craig to not be like. so murderous. so likeee 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY from TWEEK and..craig? 🍀🌈

just found his gold at the end of the rainbow 🌱

[asktweekandcraig]

What inspired you guys to do THAT as a ultimate in tfbw 😭

WT, (in ultimate): It’s time! Please lend me your power…!

SC, (in ultimate): All right… Let’s go do this together!

WT+SC, (in ultimate): We'll fill this world with our overflowing, combined love!

C:…RAcoon told us if we were to have an ultimate together it’d have to be about being gay. and when we were planning our ultimate it like

i dunno, it just happened

no regrets

(and of course… your VERY RUSHED bonuses!

and i love this ask so thank you so much mwamwamwamwa 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

PART TWO OF PART ONE: Not Insurmountable If We’re Together

CHiiKAWA ARC!! ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ·̫ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀

(SOOOO SORRRY FOR the WAIT BLEHHH 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

how does it feel being a gay couple??

T: we’ve gotten a whole lotta money because of this.. we’re saving up-mH! to make a guinea pig empire!

C: we’ll use our minions for the super craig + wonder tweek trilogy!

T: there’s occasionally times where we get singled out for being gay but gH! that okay because we get to beat whoever the hell’s ass TOGETHER 💜

T: and also i get a cute boyfriend so

(and of course, YOUR BONUS/alternate answer! 🌱

GOD i hate gay people i hate these two so much g.rrr!)

[asktweekandcraig]

How did you guys end up together/ is season 19 ep 6 cannon in this universe?? :)

C: only a little after we fought in like.. third grade? we found out what stan and those assholes lied about us talking shit.

we were able to make up and become friends. i still thought he was weird as fuck though….haha, i guess things never change

T: screw you— gH! and i thought craig was an dick regardless! you’re so right! :D

C: shuddap

and of course there was the yaoi. thing… with the asian girls? the thing that REALLY started it all

C: i think. i started liking tweek way early on. as much as it’s embarrassing to admit, i formed a crush on him pretty easily.

the situation was constantly on my mind n the more i thought about it i… yeah.

T: hehe… gayass

i began liking craig shortly before he started to actually listen to me and how i feltt… when he gave me the comfort i actually needed for the first time, i actually realized my emotions

and— gAh! i ended up confessing while panicking during rehearsal and luckily he reciprocated my feelings… aaaH, if that weren’t the case, i would’ve died of embarrassment..

C: and that’s how i met your father

(yes!! s19 e6 is canonCANON guys!! woaaa!!

AND OF COURSEE… your bonus! yaaaay! 🌱)

[asktweekandcraig]

Tweek, Craig mentioned that you like/tolerate your mom. What does that mean?

T: gH.. i love my mom, i just wish she was.. y’know, a better one

i wish she would stop my dad whenever he acts stupid..! instead of just. ignoring it or agreeing with him— i know she’s smarter than that!

C: i don’t like her

T: i knoww, i know…

sometimes i feel as if she cares more about her relationship with my dad than about me :(

C: i could never do that. like, i care about more about stripe than i care about tw—

T: heEY! >:(

(and of course… your bonus!

this was ruuuushed afff but like… tweak angst so like 😛😛!!! and yeah, i love being able to incorporate my headcanons in asks so thank youuuu for this!! 🌱)