Ask Kazuichi!

Hey! Asks are open!

[askultimatemechanic]

BEES!! -Sonia

Wh- Bees?

[askultimatemechanic]

marry me! - somebody you used to see often :)

No.

I went back to see if you had changed your url and noticed that you deleted your blog. Good. Don't make another.

None of us are willing to deal with you again. We all know what you're like. We all know that you've been harassing people outside of our private rp group too. We all know that you've been using mental illness as an excuse to try and get away with being an unrepentant creep.

None of us will allow this to continue. If Tumblr actually had a blocking function that worked properly, this would have ended a long time ago.

Go. Away.

I'm turning off anon. Stop being a creep, Firepro.

- Mod Tori

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* …

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“GET OFF YOU FUCK!” She closes the portal… before elbowing Kazuichi.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda falls to the ground. RIP.

VAMPIRES. VAMPIRES.

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“CASTLEVANIA STYLE?”

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens near Miu and she falls in.

Sometime later, she returns… Only to be super pissed off.

“I WENT TO A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WORKS AT A SCHOOL AND IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD! MAKOTO TEACHES FRENCH OF ALL FUCKING THINGS!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Another portal appears in front of Mizuki.

How long is this gonna take?

* She walks in, and then it’s a while before she comes back out. When she does come back out…

…H-holy shit… I-I think I just saw evil Rantaro.

[aika-tokita]

Did he do anything?! [Very concerned.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

N-no… I don’t think he saw me… I-I need to sit down.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“Yikes!” Rantaro manages…

Before he falls into a portal. He emerges later, looking super confused and he sits down next to his sister.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay?

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“… Apparently in an alternate universe, Kaede, Sonia, Byakuya, and I are vampire hunters as parts of the Belmont clan….”

[aika-tokita]

Holy shit.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Another portal opens underneath Souda, who is still laying on the ground.

* …He’s taking a while to get bac- Oh, there he is. His hair is on fire.

Why can’t we just have one normal day?

[aika-tokita]

[She grabs the fire extinguisher and puts him out.] What happened?

[askultimatemechanic]

I think I went to the sun.

[aika-tokita]

…Did you wear sunscreen?

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda lays face down on the floor and yells.

[aika-tokita]

[Again, she tries not to laugh.] I’m… pffft… I’m sorry, I’m a horrible person…

[askultimatemechanic]

You’re not, it’s just that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[aika-tokita]

That’s fair.

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

Chiaki is grabbed into another portal. She comes back two minutes later, utterly distressed. “I-I went to someplace that was basically hell for me!”

[aika-tokita]

[She takes a moment to think.] …No video games?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“No video games… Anf Hajime was basically an Electric Dragon shunned for being different…. BUT NO GAMES!”

She looks ready to freak out. Rantaro gently pats her shoulder.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Seems it’s Miu’s turn again.

“Goddammit,” she mutters as she falls.

She returns two minutes later, panting. “Damn it I was in a video game!”

Chiaki makes angry protesting sounds.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s about to try and calm Chiaki down, but then another portal opens up below her and she plummets down. A minute later, she shoots out of the portal and jumps onto Mizuki, trembling and clinging to her.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* !

Are you okay, Aika?

[aika-tokita]

E-Entire world… Nothing b-but Carl… I’m not a doll… I’m not his to b-break… [She’s shaking.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, you’re safe with us. I’m not going to let him hurt you again.

[aika-tokita]

[She tightens her grip on her, still shaking.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* Mizuki continues to comfort Aika.

* While this is happening, another portal opens up in front of Souda. He groans, picks himself up, and walks in.

What kinda bullcrap is this one gonna be...

* After a minute, Souda sticks his head out of the portal.

I think this is the right one. Come on, let's go!

* Izuru follows Souda into the portal while Mizuki stays behind with Aika.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* …

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“GET OFF YOU FUCK!” She closes the portal… before elbowing Kazuichi.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda falls to the ground. RIP.

VAMPIRES. VAMPIRES.

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“CASTLEVANIA STYLE?”

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens near Miu and she falls in.

Sometime later, she returns… Only to be super pissed off.

“I WENT TO A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WORKS AT A SCHOOL AND IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD! MAKOTO TEACHES FRENCH OF ALL FUCKING THINGS!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Another portal appears in front of Mizuki.

How long is this gonna take?

* She walks in, and then it’s a while before she comes back out. When she does come back out…

…H-holy shit… I-I think I just saw evil Rantaro.

[aika-tokita]

Did he do anything?! [Very concerned.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

N-no… I don’t think he saw me… I-I need to sit down.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“Yikes!” Rantaro manages…

Before he falls into a portal. He emerges later, looking super confused and he sits down next to his sister.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay?

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“… Apparently in an alternate universe, Kaede, Sonia, Byakuya, and I are vampire hunters as parts of the Belmont clan….”

[aika-tokita]

Holy shit.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Another portal opens underneath Souda, who is still laying on the ground.

* …He’s taking a while to get bac- Oh, there he is. His hair is on fire.

Why can’t we just have one normal day?

[aika-tokita]

[She grabs the fire extinguisher and puts him out.] What happened?

[askultimatemechanic]

I think I went to the sun.

[aika-tokita]

…Did you wear sunscreen?

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda lays face down on the floor and yells.

[aika-tokita]

[Again, she tries not to laugh.] I’m… pffft… I’m sorry, I’m a horrible person…

[askultimatemechanic]

You're not, it's just that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* …

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“GET OFF YOU FUCK!” She closes the portal… before elbowing Kazuichi.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda falls to the ground. RIP.

VAMPIRES. VAMPIRES.

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“CASTLEVANIA STYLE?”

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens near Miu and she falls in.

Sometime later, she returns… Only to be super pissed off.

“I WENT TO A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WORKS AT A SCHOOL AND IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD! MAKOTO TEACHES FRENCH OF ALL FUCKING THINGS!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Another portal appears in front of Mizuki.

How long is this gonna take?

* She walks in, and then it’s a while before she comes back out. When she does come back out…

…H-holy shit… I-I think I just saw evil Rantaro.

[aika-tokita]

Did he do anything?! [Very concerned.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

N-no… I don’t think he saw me… I-I need to sit down.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“Yikes!” Rantaro manages…

Before he falls into a portal. He emerges later, looking super confused and he sits down next to his sister.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay?

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“… Apparently in an alternate universe, Kaede, Sonia, Byakuya, and I are vampire hunters as parts of the Belmont clan….”

[aika-tokita]

Holy shit.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Another portal opens underneath Souda, who is still laying on the ground.

* …He’s taking a while to get bac- Oh, there he is. His hair is on fire.

Why can’t we just have one normal day?

[aika-tokita]

[She grabs the fire extinguisher and puts him out.] What happened?

[askultimatemechanic]

I think I went to the sun.

[aika-tokita]

…Did you wear sunscreen?

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda lays face down on the floor and yells.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* …

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“GET OFF YOU FUCK!” She closes the portal… before elbowing Kazuichi.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda falls to the ground. RIP.

VAMPIRES. VAMPIRES.

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“CASTLEVANIA STYLE?”

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens near Miu and she falls in.

Sometime later, she returns… Only to be super pissed off.

“I WENT TO A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WORKS AT A SCHOOL AND IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD! MAKOTO TEACHES FRENCH OF ALL FUCKING THINGS!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Another portal appears in front of Mizuki.

How long is this gonna take?

* She walks in, and then it’s a while before she comes back out. When she does come back out…

…H-holy shit… I-I think I just saw evil Rantaro.

[aika-tokita]

Did he do anything?! [Very concerned.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

N-no… I don’t think he saw me… I-I need to sit down.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“Yikes!” Rantaro manages…

Before he falls into a portal. He emerges later, looking super confused and he sits down next to his sister.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay?

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“… Apparently in an alternate universe, Kaede, Sonia, Byakuya, and I are vampire hunters as parts of the Belmont clan….”

[aika-tokita]

Holy shit.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Another portal opens underneath Souda, who is still laying on the ground.

* …He’s taking a while to get bac- Oh, there he is. His hair is on fire.

Why can’t we just have one normal day?

[aika-tokita]

[She grabs the fire extinguisher and puts him out.] What happened?

[askultimatemechanic]

I think I went to the sun.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* …

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“GET OFF YOU FUCK!” She closes the portal… before elbowing Kazuichi.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda falls to the ground. RIP.

VAMPIRES. VAMPIRES.

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“CASTLEVANIA STYLE?”

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens near Miu and she falls in.

Sometime later, she returns… Only to be super pissed off.

“I WENT TO A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE WORKS AT A SCHOOL AND IT IS SO FUCKING WEIRD! MAKOTO TEACHES FRENCH OF ALL FUCKING THINGS!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Another portal appears in front of Mizuki.

How long is this gonna take?

* She walks in, and then it’s a while before she comes back out. When she does come back out…

…H-holy shit… I-I think I just saw evil Rantaro.

[aika-tokita]

Did he do anything?! [Very concerned.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

N-no… I don’t think he saw me… I-I need to sit down.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“Yikes!” Rantaro manages…

Before he falls into a portal. He emerges later, looking super confused and he sits down next to his sister.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay?

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“… Apparently in an alternate universe, Kaede, Sonia, Byakuya, and I are vampire hunters as parts of the Belmont clan….”

[aika-tokita]

Holy shit.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Another portal opens underneath Souda, who is still laying on the ground.

* ...He's taking a while to get bac- Oh, there he is. His hair is on fire.

Why can't we just have one normal day?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* …

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“GET OFF YOU FUCK!” She closes the portal… before elbowing Kazuichi.

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda falls to the ground. RIP.

VAMPIRES. VAMPIRES.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“No… I saw s-s-s-some pe-people killing each other… and f-f-f-forced to vote on the-the murderer for this t-t-thing ca-called Monoryuu….”

At this point, Rantaro and Chiaki show up, rather confused.

[aika-tokita]

Ah, hey guys.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“What’s going on?”

As if on cue, a portal opens near Rantaro and grabs him. He jumps out later, looking both excited and also very scared.

“HAHAHA CLOSE THE FUCKING THING BEFORE MY COUNTERPART SHOOTS US!”

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

RANTARO WHAT?!

* Souda closes the portal and Mizuki looks both terrified and amused.

[ask-spacesquire-avocadolord]

“I… I just saw my counterpart wear this gray outfit and mask - looked like he was wearing a skirt and was showing off his abs because his shirt was too small for some dumb reason. He… also had a gun pointed at me, told me to repent, then asked if I used some magic contract to change my appearance before I escaped… Seemed he was also called Sixth Sniper or something.”

Rantaro is still mulling this over.

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

Wh- I don’t- What the fu-

* A portal interrupts Mizuki’s incoherent sputtering. She returns after like 2 minutes.

…Okaaay, I think I just visited a post apocalyptic universe with giant ink monsters. Also I think I almost got shot by a robot.

[aika-tokita]

Are… Are you okay!? [She looks very worried.]

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

I’m good, but wow. That was… something. Kinda wish I’d gotten a picture.

[aika-tokita]

[She still looks concerned.] …As long as you’re not hurt…

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“My turn!” Chiaki yells right before a portal grabs her. She jumps, looking surprised.

“Huh… I think I met Nagito except if he was obsessed with peace and hated everyone. Fun.”

[aika-tokita]

Could you say that he was… Nagi-two?

[ask-chiaki-and-kaede]

“Yeah! Except he looked like a Fire Emblem character… But he was like Nagito! I wish i could have fought him!”

[aika-tokita]

Huh. Sounds odd. But hey, if you ever get to go back, punch him in the nose! Fulfil your dream!

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* A portal opens behind Izuru.

Here we go again-

* Aaaand there he goes. He returns almost immediately.

Nope. Nope. No. Not dealing with that.

[aika-tokita]

Wh-What happened?

[hajimehinataaskblog]

About a million clones of the same girl chanting “Kamakura Kamakura yas queen” over and over. I refuse to deal with that.

[aika-tokita]

[She’s trying to contain her laughter.]

[askultimatemechanic]

* A portal opens and a hand reaches out and pulls Souda in.

ACK-

* ...

* After about a minute, he runs back out, screaming, and koalas onto the nearest person. Aka Miu.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki looks incredibly concerned.

[aika-tokita]

[She clings to her out of fear.] …Why did I have to get the fucking bees…?

[ask-mizuki-amami-danganronpa]

* Mizuki hugs Aika.

It’s okay, they’re gone now.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

A portal opens beneath Miu and she falls in cursing and screaming. After a while, she jumps out, looking terrified. 

“SHUT THE PORTAL! WE CAN’T LET THAT DRAGON THING HAVE US FUCKING KILL EACH OTHER!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda immediately closes the portal.

Holy crap, Miu, are you okay?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that’s gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Then let’s get to it!”

[hajimehinataaskblog]

* After a while of trying to fix the machine, a portal opens up underneath Izuru’s feet. He falls in and a loud splash can be heard. After a couple minutes, he climbs back out of the portal, soaking wet.

Wrong world. Pretty sure I saw a mermaid.

[aika-tokita]

[The next portal opens up beneath Aika, and with a several curses, she falls in. A low buzzing sound can be heard from the portal. Moments later, she jumps out, screaming.] EVERYTHING IS BEES! EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BEES! THE PEOPLE ARE BEES, THE DOGS ARE BEES! THE GRASS? BEES! JUST… MOTHERFUCKING BEES! CLOSE THE DAMN PORTAL!

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu closes it immediately.

“Well then… 

“What the actual goddamn fuck???”

[askultimatemechanic]

I'M TRYING MY BEST, OKAY?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine’s broken.

[aika-tokita]

Well… Shit. At least we know what happened now. Kinda.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Kinda? That means shit we got to pinpoint when shit hit the fan!”

[aika-tokita]

Okay, okay… Any idea of how long that’ll take?

[askultimatemechanic]

I'm not sure. Once we figure out what exactly went wrong, we should be able to fix it back up, but who knows how long that's gonna take and how many random portals to other dimensions are gonna open up before that happens. Hopefully zero.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[aika-tokita]

[Aim knocks on the door, enters, and waves at the two.] Hey!

[askultimatemechanic]

* Souda waves back. Izuru and Mizuki enter behind Aika.

Hey Aika! The machine's broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it’s broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Well fuck.”

[askultimatemechanic]

I wasn't here when you built this but... I think I can try to fix it? Gonna need your help though. Also if this goes horribly wrong I'm gonna need you to rescue me from whatever horrifying alternate universe I end up in.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I’m coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

“Yeah. Now we to go check it out and shit. C’mon!”

[askultimatemechanic]

* Yep, it's broken. Very, very broken.

[ask-kyoko-and-miu]

Miu has arrived and is looking at the machine.

“Alright then you shit machine… Are you broken or not? OI SOUDA, GET YER ASS OVER HERE PRONTO TO HELP ME!”

@askultimatemechanic

[askultimatemechanic]

I'm coming, hold on!

* Souda runs in, out of breath.

This is the machine?

[memexng]

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