Shall We Do Business?

a not entirely serious ask blog for whiskey - faq - ask box: open

[askwhiskey]

i miss my wife*, tails

*whiskey food fantasy

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My skin is flaking off my face. Am I a snake, now?

“Flaking skin? My, my, that does sound rather... interesting. Would you care to step in to my office? I do hope you’re not the squeamish type. But if you are... try not to lose consciousness too soon, alright? You’ll miss all the fun parts.”

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i'm offering my toes whiskey. will you accept them

“A deal it is then.”

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what are you afraid of~?

“Afraid of? My dear, I think you might be confused. I am not the type of man to be afraid of something. Instead, I am the one you should be afraid of.”

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[we’re still alive i swear. there’s just been a lot going on lately so we haven’t had time to write or draw for asks! thanks for your patience!]

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((Wow!!! 300 followers! Thanks so much guys! We’re sorry we haven’t been active on this blog. Mod Daniels and I are very busy with personal things but we swear we haven’t forgotten about this blog! Once again, we want to thank you for being here and enjoying the content we put out. We love y’all so much!!! -Mod Jack))

[pokebeans]

hi im a shitty broke college student and ill draw anything for money

all drawings will be colored unless you dont want it to be

feel free to shoot me a message if youre interested

[askwhiskey]

[hey a lots been going on here so im reblogging this again! i also do icons for 10 bucks] -mod daniels

[askwhiskey]

With no offense meant, you have the kind of face that seems just intrinsically punchable... but it looks like you have a fairly steady amount of business. Do you have a decent customer service face or something?

“What about this is punchable? I’m simply a salesman.”

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[merry crisis! sorry for the lack of posts lately, things have been busy but we’re still alive (i think) anyway take this tiny ass man as a humble offering]

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What programs do you guys use for art?

[i use paint tool sai! its kinda shit sometimes but its what ive used since i first started drawing]

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MOD JACK what are some other characters you like? is whiskey your fave?

((Whiskey is one of my favorites! I don’t think I have an all-time favorite… but a couple of my favorites are: Pizza, Raindrop Cake, Peking Duck, Boston Lobster, Whiskey, Green Curry, and Zongzi! That’s a lot omg I’m currently trying to level up my affection with Zongzi so I can marry get the last level of affection with him. He was my first food soul that wasn’t set in code (aka Tom Yum, Milk, and Black Tea) and I fell in love with him. He’s so good and under appreciated.))

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MOD DANIELS what kind of music are you into? got some bands/songs you want to recommend?

[oh my god i would die for you 

im like worlds biggest awolnation stan tbh and i recommend anything by them and each album has a different feel to it and its cool as hell but i also love modest mouse, portugal. the man, and alt-j]

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200 Followers!

((200 followers!!! We just hit 100 but now we have 200! Thank you all so much!!! Mod Daniels and I are so happy that y’all enjoy the content we put out. We also want to thank y’all for being so patient with us for replies and content.

For our 200 follower special, Mod Daniels and I have decided to do a “Get to know the Mods” special! Mod Daniels and I will be taking questions and answering them! Same rules apply to us that are applied to normal Whiskey asks. We look forward to receiving your questions!

Once again, thank you all so much for following this blog and being patient! We love y’all so much!))

[askwhiskey]

"You're an alchemist, no? So does that mean you can bring life and death through magic..?" - ask-ff-popsicle

“I don’t give my secrets out that easily, you know.”

@ask-ff-popsicle

[askwhiskey]

Whiskey, I would Die For You. I love you that much.

[pokebeans]

hi im a shitty broke college student and ill draw anything for money

all drawings will be colored unless you dont want it to be

feel free to shoot me a message if youre interested

[askwhiskey]

Hello. How are you today?

“Good evening, my dear. While I cannot complain about my wellbeing, business has been rather slow. At the moment I am currently spending my time by talking to all of you and answering your questions. Won’t you continue to spend time with me until business picks up again?”