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(I'm sorry for all the anons that are sent to this ask site. But I no longer have the muse to continue this blog as it is! I'm keeping this here for all the nostalgic moments of my nerdy preoccupations, but I will no longer be answering questions... Thank you so much for caring about this blog after such a long period of time!)
Suddenly Anon Attack
I should really get going on these...
Nick, you stocked up, like, 25 of these messages picking up dust...
I was on a hiatus, the clients were rushing in with all sorts of crazy cases. (I mean there was this one case where this one lady was framed for having the murder weapon in her wig.. and just, wow.)
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((Sorry guys, I've been on hiatus for the longest time, and I still don't know how long I'll be out. I'm still trying to improve on some things before I pick up again. -Askwrightandco Mod))
Ready for the zombie apocalypse.
Remember when we and we
and then we
Yeah those were good times.
Yeah, sure. Here's the phone number of my evil ex-girlfriend's twin sister that I was actually dating and never knew about and then she assisted in Misty's murder but with good intentions and she lives all the way in the mountains as a SISTER and where there is TOTALLY fantastic phone service so you can her everyday. (1-800-LeavemealoneasIreminisceonhowmessedupmylifeis.)
(I'm more bothered by the fact that this mail was sent in the Easter season. Geeez, we are horrible at updating this blog.) (I blame my nonexistant clients. ..... Okay anyways... I'll just let Maya burst into this conversation and object in 3... 2.. 1..)
Do anything, you say? WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? That's the first thing you want to talk about? (No lightning speed rejection? That's ridiculous!) Well, yeah cause anything would mean burgers, right? So you're just going to completely ignore this whole letter's purpose? Well what do you want to say? (Other than the things I've said about a million times over.) "AHH. NO. NICK AND ME? THAT'S GROSS!" or maybe.. "NICK'S TOO OLD. I DON'T WANT OLD MAN SMELL ON ME."
!! I was just trying to save your feelings, but okay. OKAAY. If that's how you want to work. (Lawyers.)
Oh... hello there, miss. It's re-re-really nice to see you again. (I was sure you were bored of me by now!) But truthfully, don't you think two people should get to know each other before even diving into the marriage topic? (A name at least..?) You are so bad at stalling, Nick! I swear.
The things to my left and (w)right? !!
So headphones, my magatama and my trusty ol' phone? (Sayonara, cruel and unmeaning world.)
Wait, isn't your phone one of those mythical "unbreakable" phones? The one's that allow impossible feats to be swat down like flies? Wha--
Ye-yeaaaaaaaaah. That's the phone! Here we come zombies! ...Fe-fe-fear us.
*One zombie apocalypse later....*
So is Dick Gumshoe Bolin’s Dad or what
or like his great great great great grandson
Isn't it supposed to be the other way around!?Remember that Gumshoe's life takes place in between late 1980's to the present (2016- ). While in Bolin's time, television wasn't created yet. So that would be before the 1900's even began. *Reads the rest of the post* Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yes. The second statement might make sense. Don't mind me. (Nice going, Wright.)
Oh goodness... Cute? Me? (Omochikaeri? What kind of catch phrase is that? .............. Burgers would really be nice (w)right now.) Don't you mean AWESOME?
Mystic Maya! You know you are very cute! Especially to Mr. Nick! Speaking of Nick.. HEY NICK! I HAVE ANOTHER KIDNAPPING THREAT IN THE MAIL!! Just put them besides the rest of them, Maya.
*Sigh*
*Clicks spell check* Well there was this one time...
WHAT!? Actually, I was just testing that phrase out. (I saw it on the T.V. once! It always gets two love birds standing next to each other, screaming at the top of their lungs.) I guess it worked! The two ARE closer now! Literally! But they seem a little more angry than anything else... Whoops.
Well thanks for rubbing it in, pal. Actually, Nick, I had just seen one walk through the door when--
You exploded with rage over an Ultra Rare Steel Samurai Card.
Oh.
Say, Gumshoe! Want to go out to eat while Nick simmers down? He'll pay of course.
(Pays for ALL the meals.)
Ahhhh!! No. NO. I did no such thin-- MAYA. STAY BAAC-- *Screen shakes* YOU DID WHAT!? HOW COULD YOU, NICK! You know how hard it is to get one of those!? And you just had to go trade it to the enemy. (Penny and I are Steel Samurai Card rivals to the death!) How would I have know--
!!
I-I mean, if I had any cards, I wouldn't have known!
You stink at bluffing, Nick. How did you become a lawyer again?
Ngggggggggggh.
((FANDOM, I'M HOOOOOOOOOOME~ ....
AND LOOK THERE ARE MESSAGES ALL THE WAY FROM EASTER SITTING IN MY BOX.))
No one loves me.
(WRIGHT AND CO. IS OUT TRYING TO LEARN THE CORRECT WAY TO SPEAK TO ALIENS WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE)
you see Mr Nick? you must trust me. By the way, Maya, Pearl called. She said something about "the village being in danger" or something like that, I can't remember very well
AGHHHHHH!! Nick we gotta trust this guy! But what happens if this is an April Fools joke this time, Maya? Bu-BU-BUUUT NIIICKK, you saw what happened the last time didn't you? Larry Butz: Ace Attorney. LARRY. BUTZ. ACE. ATTORNEY. Wait, what are you talking about Maya? Larry's trial is in a week... (Larry? An Ace Attorney? Pleaaase, he'd probably summon a parakeet to the stan-- Oh. Oh wait.)
Oh uhh.. ERRR... *Spends half an hour trying to explain Inception and transferring dreams etc.
..and that's how I know.
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Later that day after they were preoccupied with Inception: Pearly and rest of Kurain had been burned down to an ash. All that was left was her ball and the Sacred Urn with a rushed drawn picture of herself, Maya and I together. I.. had been too late.
--------------------------------------------------- HAH. Nope! I whas partacking in duh "Abril Fols"!
Mr Nick! quick! Larry's in prison again! you must save him from Franziska!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? (What did he get into this time?) Pssssst... Nick! This might be an April Fool's Joke.. Oh huh... you must be (w)right, Maya... Well guess what, anon, I'm not going to "save" Larry from Franziska. Let him go save himself.-----------------------------------------
A week later-- Niiiiiiiiiiicccckyyyy! She went crazy whip lady on me and sent me to 5 years worth of jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaillll! WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!? But Maya told me....
Uhm... err.... Happy April Fools?
