Arcee at your service

I am a pretty busy bot. But I suppose I could take a few minutes out of the day to answer whatever question you may have. Keep in mind that I reserve the right to deny answering any question I may deem unworthy. But don't let that discourage you, don't ask anything too personal or raunchy and we won't have any problems. Deal? I track the "Askxarcee" tag. So if you want my attention, that's the best way to get it. Status: After losing the war, me, a hand full of other autobots, and even a couple of ex 'Cons fled the universe and currently reside in another where there is a cease-fire. Hopefully we can find some peace now.

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Oh man we missed your birthday?! Aww! Is there something you'd like as a gift that we can get you?

Not really? I don't mind anything.

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ask-smokescreen replied to your post:Late Birthday celebration?

Of course! I wasn’t able to really get out yesterday- but I got you something.

It's not another sex tape, is it?

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Late Birthday celebration?

You remembered my creation day...?

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According to the calender, today is my creation day.

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I think something happened to Tr--to Smokescreen.

I know, I'm going to him right now.

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Doctor, um, if you're not busy, do you think you can bridge over to Smokescreen's and make sure he's okay?

Trying to get a hold of him now. 

Does anyone know if he’s alone over there? Is my alternate with him? Has anyone contacted Arcee?

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What happened?

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Interface machine. A greyface forced the “safe word” setting on him for a full hour.

Please, go check on him.

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Frag.

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Doctor, um, if you're not busy, do you think you can bridge over to Smokescreen's and make sure he's okay?

Trying to get a hold of him now. 

Does anyone know if he’s alone over there? Is my alternate with him? Has anyone contacted Arcee?

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What happened?

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Smokescreen, you’ve seen more human horror movies than me. What does this mean?

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Get one more follower and you’ll be safe.

Otherwise, run. Run, run, run, as fast as you can. Energon’ll leak from the walls, and Soundwave’s feelers will be everywhere.

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I'll keep that in mind.

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Smokescreen, you've seen more human horror movies than me. What does this mean?

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.. Nice Femme Lady?

Skywarp?

What’s wrong?

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Ever heard of the Kraken?

Yes.

Weird monster.

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* Gives you a DVD of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.*

And what do you expect me to do with this?

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Cliff?

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What universe are you from?

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Are you a virgin?

What do you think.

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askxarcee answered your post: If you’re an Optimus and you’re alive,…

Smokesceen…

I want to be able to fix things in at least one universe.

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We already have, remember? We helped take out a Megatron in this one. Things are better now here because we helped.

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Starscream apparently signed a contract with an evil bunny-kitty to become a magical girl. Now he's corrupted through his own devices.

.....Uh-huh.

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Y̨o͢u gav҉e wh́e͠n ̸I҉ ̸c͢oųl͢d ͏ha̵vé ͡t̸ake̷n.͢ Pre̶tt̴y̧ l͞i̢t́tle ̛oṕtic̷s st͡op͏pe͜d͏ me ́i̸n̕ ̶my ̷t͞rac̀k̴s. Cros҉sed̶ ͟a l͜i͟ne̵. You ҉tu̸ŗn͝ed͘ b͡e͞au҉tif͏ul͝. Y͝ou ͞k͢no̸w̶,͢ ͏I ́lov́ed̕ ỳo͢u̧ s̷o͏. ͘C҉o̸ul̨d̕ ͏ha̴v͜ȩ ́ta͠ke͝n͘ m̸o͝r̀e҉ bu҉t w͞a͝s l̵éft ̢oņly͡ w̢ith̶ ̡ye͏llow.̨ Ne̵a͜rly ̀choke̵d ̵òn̕ ye͝l͏l͘ow.̶ ̶Bu͝t ̨Ì ̴k҉n̷ow, ̨I ̕kn͢o̸w be͢t͜t̵er̀. N͝o̕w I̵'̛ll̕ ͡tak̕e̕.̷ Į'͝ll ͡cut ýour̕ li̸ttle ̨sp̸ar͢k̴ o҉ut̶ b͝e̵c͢a̢u̧se yo͟u m͘a͠d͡e͘ mé ҉c͘r̴ý.̢

.....What?Who is this?Starscream? I swear to Primus if this is another ghost trying to kill me...