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"Another non-inkling rescuing and repairing their Tartar, huh? Huh, nice to see I'm not the only one who didn't hate him." (digitallgirll)

Zap nods. " Yes... he has done horrible things... but happy people don't hurt people, you know?"

#asks #im not dead

No tartar is the bastard noodle box, he screams at you when you try and get the noodles

this is canon

Bastard noodle box

dont call her that!!!

YOU ARE A NOODLE

Noodle!

#my art #zap #zapfish #splatoon #zapling #splatoon 2 #splatoon oc #asks

Roses are red, fish can swim. Young zapfish! The box! He scremm!

Sounds like a mem cake poem to me.

Mem cake-

#my art #zap #splatoon #commander tartar #octo expansion #mem cakes #asks

so, do anything fun lately?

" I called tartar a bitch. That's fun!"

#my art #zap #splatoon #splatoon 2 #zapling #zapfish #splatoon oc #asks

what does tartar know. it is cruel and uncalled for to put children in a blender

#he got ROASTED #my art #commander tartar #splatoon #splatoon 2 #octo expansion #zap

(your ask button isn't working by the way, so i had to add /ask to the link.) "A zapling... and i thought i was the only humanoid zapfish. well, zapfish inkling hybrid. pleased to meet ya." (Sinergy, @mrbstarbound, starter call)

(I fixed it! Thanks for letting me know)

@mrbstarbound“Oh!” Zap says. She slightly bows her head. “ I’m a zapling, pureblooded. We’re incredibly rare. Surprised to see another one too!”

vividsect

Y’know, by Nintendo canonizing the phrase “I will cut a fish” in the Splatoon world, that means that Dedf1sh’s name is now equivalently and legally Dedb1tch and I think that says a lot about what kind of raw chaotic energy she had before sanitization