Shane Hockey man

Hyper fixation station and art stuff || adult || minors dni || he/him ||

[bianc0re]

Super long night ᴘʀɪɴᴛs

[exploringwithalexus]

"Even the face of death could not crush the power of Jason's love. Jason did good." Father Ken Canedo

[galecstatic]

recentering the exact moment shane realized he prefers being the hole rather than the peg

[porcelainmortal]

This, he realized, was why people were so wild about sex. He had never, ever felt like this with anyone before. And of course Ilya Rozanov, all of nineteen years old, fucked with the confidence and skill of, like, a sex god.

[eugeniedanglars]

shane and ilya aren’t allowed to give dating advice anymore ever since the cens found out they were in a situationship for seven years before making it official. one of the rookies asked what he should do to turn his hookup into a relationship and ilya was like “well in my experience if you just keep hooking up with that person who won’t commit to you and never communicate your needs or desires it’ll all work out perfectly and you’ll fall in love and get married. so keep doing what you’re doing” and shane was like “have you tried getting a head injury in front of them”

[ohlittlefox]

is someone chasing you?

[faiyaart]

5 years later:

This is Karma Grayson.

[lokutofu]

A totally unbiased opinion!

[ama-kuri]

creepy tim drake you will always be famous

[dntat-makesthings]

If our boy Shane Hollander was diagnosed.

[pipluphue]

someone tell damian to return jon’s glasses for me please

[arsonsketch]

Yes Jason calls Tim a kid even though they are like 2 years apart in age. Teenagers are like that

[bianc0re]

Days since a normal dead Robin club meeting: 0

[wlwarhammer]

A lot of people ignore the absolutely radioactive levels of frat boy coming from Shane Hollander because it’s inconvenient to their hyper feminized bottom stereotyping

[asluttytrollsthickmilk]

PEOPLE FORGET HE’S A JOCK!!

[military-newsboys]

Ilya: Shane has insanely strong opinions about everything. Go on, ask his opinion on something no one should have an opinion about. Wyatt: Hollzy, what's the worst multiple of 4? Shane: 56, obviously.

[gaynehollander]

the duality of man is Ilya Rozanov being simultaneously so straight passing that Shane Hollander could own up to being in love with him and have people assume it's an unrequited crush, yet so visibly queer that in 66% of instances where Scott Hunter came out to people prior to the on-ice kiss, they immediately assumed he was dating Rozanov

[gaynehollander]

After a particularly devastating loss against Boston.

Shane: Jesus, I can't believe I'm going to let that asshole fuck me 'til I cry tonight.

Hayden: You know, you don't have to.

Shane: No, I'm gonna.

[humani-dar-te]

look at this

it's a Reinassance painting.

THE POSE

LOOK AT THESE HANDS

i cannot make this up. they're so perfect